elodin
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Jun 1, 2018 6:42:37 GMT -6
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Post by elodin on Jun 1, 2018 6:42:37 GMT -6
My confession is I thought I lost the toddler twice this week while we were out. Both times I had just forgotten that she got in the stroller I was pushing.
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Post by Rusty Red on Jun 1, 2018 7:21:35 GMT -6
What's happening? Are we fighting somewhere else? Our whole system is down this morning, I can't work, so I need something to do!
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mack
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Post by mack on Jun 1, 2018 7:21:39 GMT -6
Hello? Is this thing on?
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quinn
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Jun 1, 2018 7:23:00 GMT -6
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Post by quinn on Jun 1, 2018 7:23:00 GMT -6
I have one today.
We went to a 2yo birthday party on memorial day afternoon and I had all 4 boys with me. Ds1 was playing with the toddlers and one little boy's mother came up to me and we started chatting. We realized we live pretty close to one another so she points over at ds1 and says "he's so good with kids! Maybe he can come babysit little Timmy sometime?" And I said in the most high pitched voice "yes! He just looooves little boys..." I immediately cringed. Why did I say it like that!? I can guarantee I will never hear from that woman
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Post by helenahhandbasket on Jun 1, 2018 7:25:59 GMT -6
I completely butchered someone's name on the phone. It was a name I had legit never seen before.
Not only did I butcher the name, but I guessed wrong on the sex of the person.
I apologized, and she was completely gracious, but I still feel like the world's biggest idiot.
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Post by helenahhandbasket on Jun 1, 2018 7:26:32 GMT -6
I mean it's been pretty dead here. I think we have blown our load.
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Post by Rusty Red on Jun 1, 2018 7:26:36 GMT -6
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 7:29:03 GMT -6
I can hear someone clipping their nails at their desk and I am about to go fucking postal.
I think this is pissing me off more than someone stealing my food out of the office fridge.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:30:05 GMT -6
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Post by theseaword on Jun 1, 2018 7:30:05 GMT -6
I mean it's been pretty dead here. I think we have blown our load. I’m sure my salt and pepper poll thread will blow up any minute now. Trust us!
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thatgolfb
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Post by thatgolfb on Jun 1, 2018 7:32:34 GMT -6
I can hear someone clipping their nails at their desk and I am about to go fucking postal. I think this is pissing me off more than someone stealing my food out of the office fridge. I am always appalled when people here mention that they see people clip nails in public. So gross.
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jaidit
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Jun 1, 2018 7:32:58 GMT -6
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Post by jaidit on Jun 1, 2018 7:32:58 GMT -6
I can hear someone clipping their nails at their desk and I am about to go fucking postal. I think this is pissing me off more than someone stealing my food out of the office fridge. I had an old corworker who would use the communal scissors to cut her nails at her desk 😳
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jsgrl
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Jun 1, 2018 7:33:29 GMT -6
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Post by jsgrl on Jun 1, 2018 7:33:29 GMT -6
I put the same peanut butter sandwich in my kid's lunch from yesterday that he didn't touch.
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thatgolfb
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Post by thatgolfb on Jun 1, 2018 7:34:01 GMT -6
I put the same peanut butter sandwich in my kid's lunch from yesterday that he didn't touch. Have done (well, except not peanut butter because it isn't allowed at her school, but you know what I mean).
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Jun 1, 2018 7:36:04 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:36:04 GMT -6
I'm considering having MH shave my lady garden a couple times. With an electric razor. He's offered and I was like 'hell no'. But I can't see anymore and I'm too short to see that area in the bathroom mirror. I nicked myself doing it blind this week because I was pressing down too hard. I was thinking once in a month or so and then like 39ish weeks.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:36:28 GMT -6
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Post by Nonniedee on Jun 1, 2018 7:36:28 GMT -6
I have one for McBennyI pulled a muscle in my back last week and was in a ton of pain. When I went to use the bathroom I discovered I couldn't swivel to wipe without it hurting like crazy. So I had to stand and prop my foot up on the tub every time l wiped.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:36:55 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:36:55 GMT -6
I can hear someone clipping their nails at their desk and I am about to go fucking postal. I think this is pissing me off more than someone stealing my food out of the office fridge. I had an old corworker who would use the communal scissors to cut her nails at her desk 😳 Oh my god whyyyy??
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 7:36:55 GMT -6
So this is another case of me just......not always thinking before I speak. I had to go to the OB yesterday - I've been bleeding a lot throughout this pregnancy and they can't really find what's causing it. It's been a mind fuck but so far everything is okay. Anyway, the OB I saw yesterday said no sex for a while. She was very helpful in general in putting the issue into perspective and made me feel better. Here's how the sex convo went:
Doc: I'd like you to stay away from sex for a while until we feel more confident this has resolved. You can still do other things so don't worry. Me: I don't really like butt stuff though. Doc: Stares at me, and then bursts out laughing. Me: Oh you meant like oral stuff. Doc: Continues to laugh.
I just.....I don't know anymore.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:37:11 GMT -6
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Post by shitsngiggles on Jun 1, 2018 7:37:11 GMT -6
I can hear someone clipping their nails at their desk and I am about to go fucking postal. I think this is pissing me off more than someone stealing my food out of the office fridge. This is my biggest pet peeve in the office.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:37:33 GMT -6
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Post by Nonniedee on Jun 1, 2018 7:37:33 GMT -6
I'm considering having MH shave my lady garden a couple times. With an electric razor. He's offered and I was like 'hell no'. But I can't see anymore and I'm too short to see that area in the bathroom mirror. I nicked myself doing it blind this week because I was pressing down too hard. I was thinking once in a month or so and then like 39ish weeks. My h did it for me, it was nbd.
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Post by jsgrl on Jun 1, 2018 7:37:59 GMT -6
So this is another case of me just......not always thinking before I speak. I had to go to the OB yesterday - I've been bleeding a lot throughout this pregnancy and they can't really find what's causing it. It's been a mind fuck but so far everything is okay. Anyway, the OB I saw yesterday said no sex for a while. She was very helpful in general in putting the issue into perspective and made me feel better. Here's how the sex convo went: Doc: I'd like you to stay away from sex for a while until we feel more confident this has resolved. You can still do other things so don't worry. Me: I don't really like butt stuff though. Doc: Stares at me, and then bursts out laughing. Me: Oh you meant like oral stuff. Doc: Continues to laugh. I just.....I don't know anymore. dying...dying...dead
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Jun 1, 2018 7:38:03 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:38:03 GMT -6
So this is another case of me just......not always thinking before I speak. I had to go to the OB yesterday - I've been bleeding a lot throughout this pregnancy and they can't really find what's causing it. It's been a mind fuck but so far everything is okay. Anyway, the OB I saw yesterday said no sex for a while. She was very helpful in general in putting the issue into perspective and made me feel better. Here's how the sex convo went: Doc: I'd like you to stay away from sex for a while until we feel more confident this has resolved. You can still do other things so don't worry. Me: I don't really like butt stuff though. Doc: Stares at me, and then bursts out laughing. Me: Oh you meant like oral stuff. Doc: Continues to laugh. I just.....I don't know anymore. I love you. 😂😂😂 I'm dying.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 7:38:49 GMT -6
Maybe it was a lot of the butt sex talk that we've had here?
Anyway she was super cool and she said I made her day, so there's that.
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Minerva
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Post by Minerva on Jun 1, 2018 7:38:50 GMT -6
I'm considering having MH shave my lady garden a couple times. With an electric razor. He's offered and I was like 'hell no'. But I can't see anymore and I'm too short to see that area in the bathroom mirror. I nicked myself doing it blind this week because I was pressing down too hard. I was thinking once in a month or so and then like 39ish weeks. Take him up on it. No shame in having a smooth gina. Or just get a wax.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:39:56 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:39:56 GMT -6
I put the same peanut butter sandwich in my kid's lunch from yesterday that he didn't touch. I've saved my peanut butter sandwich to eat the next day at work if I didn't eat it for some reason. It didn't taste as great but no big deal.
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Minerva
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Post by Minerva on Jun 1, 2018 7:41:29 GMT -6
So this is another case of me just......not always thinking before I speak. I had to go to the OB yesterday - I've been bleeding a lot throughout this pregnancy and they can't really find what's causing it. It's been a mind fuck but so far everything is okay. Anyway, the OB I saw yesterday said no sex for a while. She was very helpful in general in putting the issue into perspective and made me feel better. Here's how the sex convo went: Doc: I'd like you to stay away from sex for a while until we feel more confident this has resolved. You can still do other things so don't worry. Me: I don't really like butt stuff though. Doc: Stares at me, and then bursts out laughing. Me: Oh you meant like oral stuff. Doc: Continues to laugh. I just.....I don't know anymore. You have clearly spent too much time here.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:41:37 GMT -6
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Post by shitsngiggles on Jun 1, 2018 7:41:37 GMT -6
We have to send a snack to school for ds1 every day. One Monday he came home and told me that the strawberries at snack were good but a little mushy. I did not send strawberries that day, they were in his backpack all weekend. I had sent them Friday but they didn't do snack that day.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:41:40 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:41:40 GMT -6
I'm considering having MH shave my lady garden a couple times. With an electric razor. He's offered and I was like 'hell no'. But I can't see anymore and I'm too short to see that area in the bathroom mirror. I nicked myself doing it blind this week because I was pressing down too hard. I was thinking once in a month or so and then like 39ish weeks. Take him up on it. No shame in having a smooth gina. Or just get a wax. My skin is sensitive AF and I've never had one or I would. I don't need to be bare, just don't want more than a thin layer of hair when I'm dealing with PP stuff.
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Jun 1, 2018 7:44:02 GMT -6
I had a toasted hot dog bun for breakfast. It is a sad and lame confession.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:45:26 GMT -6
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Post by silverspoon on Jun 1, 2018 7:45:26 GMT -6
I put the same peanut butter sandwich in my kid's lunch from yesterday that he didn't touch. I remember making my own lunch in elementary school. I had to have a sandwich in there, but I never ate it. To save myself time, I would just keep the same sandwich all week so I didn't have to keep making a new one. I guess my parents were lacking in supervision in that area.
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Jun 1, 2018 7:46:53 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:46:53 GMT -6
I had a toasted hot dog bun for breakfast. It is a sad and lame confession. Just the bun? Nothing on it?
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