thatgolfb
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Post by thatgolfb on Jun 1, 2018 8:00:37 GMT -6
Maybe it was a lot of the butt sex talk that we've had here? Anyway she was super cool and she said I made her day, so there's that. What a great story she has for her internet friends!
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jaidit
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Post by jaidit on Jun 1, 2018 8:01:08 GMT -6
Has donut day always been a thing, or is this the first one? I don’t remember it.
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Post by Rusty Red on Jun 1, 2018 8:01:54 GMT -6
I can hear someone clipping their nails at their desk and I am about to go fucking postal. I think this is pissing me off more than someone stealing my food out of the office fridge. My good friend at work does this. I twitch.
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Jun 1, 2018 8:01:59 GMT -6
I had a toasted hot dog bun for breakfast. It is a sad and lame confession. Damn girl I’m getting groceries today! My other option was a hamburger bun. 😂
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Jun 1, 2018 8:02:59 GMT -6
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Post by icedcoffee on Jun 1, 2018 8:02:59 GMT -6
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Jun 1, 2018 8:03:22 GMT -6
Has donut day always been a thing, or is this the first one? I don’t remember it. It’s been a thing. There are also multiple donut days, including a jelly filled donut day, which I think is coming up later in June. The donut lobbyists work hard.
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 1, 2018 8:04:05 GMT -6
You poor, deprived child. Were you at least allowed gushers and fruit by the foot? Ahahahahaha No I was the raisins kid. Fucking raisins. They really do ruin everything.
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Waffle
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Post by Waffle on Jun 1, 2018 8:04:06 GMT -6
I'm considering having MH shave my lady garden a couple times. With an electric razor. He's offered and I was like 'hell no'. But I can't see anymore and I'm too short to see that area in the bathroom mirror. I nicked myself doing it blind this week because I was pressing down too hard. I was thinking once in a month or so and then like 39ish weeks. My H did it for me the last few weeks of pregnancy. It was that, leaving it to grow wild or risking ahi tuna incidents. Definitely best solution!
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elle
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Jun 1, 2018 8:04:22 GMT -6
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Post by elle on Jun 1, 2018 8:04:22 GMT -6
I was never allowed to have lunchables. Or Dunkaroos. I am so sad for you, more so on the Dunkaroos front. I don't even know what Dunkaroos are. I did however, get Lunchables as a special treat every now and then.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:04:53 GMT -6
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Post by imapenguin on Jun 1, 2018 8:04:53 GMT -6
I feel a little bad that I didn’t buy DS more pink and purple toys when he was a toddler. We stuck w/ primary, gender neutral colors for the most part. Now that DD has come along, we’ve received several very pink toy sets as gifts. Turns out that DS loves them all. I would think the newness probably has more to do with it than the color.
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Post by bakemyday on Jun 1, 2018 8:05:17 GMT -6
I'm considering having MH shave my lady garden a couple times. With an electric razor. He's offered and I was like 'hell no'. But I can't see anymore and I'm too short to see that area in the bathroom mirror. I nicked myself doing it blind this week because I was pressing down too hard. I was thinking once in a month or so and then like 39ish weeks. My H did it for me the last few weeks of pregnancy. It was that, leaving it to grow wild or risking ahi tuna incidents. Definitely best solution! I always trim and spruce up DH. He used to do mine during pregnancy.
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PinkFreud
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Post by PinkFreud on Jun 1, 2018 8:05:52 GMT -6
So this is another case of me just......not always thinking before I speak. I had to go to the OB yesterday - I've been bleeding a lot throughout this pregnancy and they can't really find what's causing it. It's been a mind fuck but so far everything is okay. Anyway, the OB I saw yesterday said no sex for a while. She was very helpful in general in putting the issue into perspective and made me feel better. Here's how the sex convo went: Doc: I'd like you to stay away from sex for a while until we feel more confident this has resolved. You can still do other things so don't worry. Me: I don't really like butt stuff though. Doc: Stares at me, and then bursts out laughing. Me: Oh you meant like oral stuff. Doc: Continues to laugh. I just.....I don't know anymore. Have they checked the position of your placenta? I'm not trying to scare you but I had the same issue and the same thing was told to me and I ended up with a complete placenta previa.
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jaidit
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Jun 1, 2018 8:06:28 GMT -6
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Post by jaidit on Jun 1, 2018 8:06:28 GMT -6
My H did it for me the last few weeks of pregnancy. It was that, leaving it to grow wild or risking ahi tuna incidents. Definitely best solution! I always trim and spruce up DH. He used to do mine during pregnancy. ... you manscape your H? By choice?
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elle
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Post by elle on Jun 1, 2018 8:07:54 GMT -6
My H did it for me the last few weeks of pregnancy. It was that, leaving it to grow wild or risking ahi tuna incidents. Definitely best solution! I always trim and spruce up DH. He used to do mine during pregnancy. Didn't you confess this a while ago or am I experiencing deja vu?
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Post by bakemyday on Jun 1, 2018 8:07:57 GMT -6
I always trim and spruce up DH. He used to do mine during pregnancy. ... you manscape your H? By choice? Yep. Easier to get those hard to reach places and it’s done to my liking. Plus it’s relaxing to me. We usually throw on a movie and I go to town every few weeks.
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Post by bakemyday on Jun 1, 2018 8:08:12 GMT -6
I always trim and spruce up DH. He used to do mine during pregnancy. Didn't you confess this a while ago or am I experiencing deja vu? Yes I did.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:08:14 GMT -6
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Post by icedcoffee on Jun 1, 2018 8:08:14 GMT -6
I always trim and spruce up DH. He used to do mine during pregnancy. Didn't you confess this a while ago or am I experiencing deja vu? I feel like I remember it too
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quinn
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Jun 1, 2018 8:08:31 GMT -6
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Post by quinn on Jun 1, 2018 8:08:31 GMT -6
I was never allowed to have lunchables. Or Dunkaroos. me neither. And I didnt even get real fruit snacks, just the dollar store fish version. The white sharks were the shit tho
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jaidit
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Post by jaidit on Jun 1, 2018 8:09:20 GMT -6
... you manscape your H? By choice? Yep. Easier to get those hard to reach places and it’s done to my liking. Plus it’s relaxing to me. We usually throw on a movie and I go to town every few weeks.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 8:09:32 GMT -6
PinkFreud yeah they did. They were primarily looking for that and SCH. But nada. I think I have an angry ute.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:09:47 GMT -6
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Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Jun 1, 2018 8:09:47 GMT -6
Has donut day always been a thing, or is this the first one? I don’t remember it. It’s been a thing. There are also multiple donut days, including a jelly filled donut day, which I think is coming up later in June. The donut lobbyists work hard. Me saving all the dates
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Jun 1, 2018 8:09:48 GMT -6
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Post by shitsngiggles on Jun 1, 2018 8:09:48 GMT -6
I grew up poor adjacent. A toasted hotdog bun for breakfast isn't that unusual. More common though was just sliced bread for your hot dog, no buns.
My parents used to toast hamburger buns and add butter and garlic powder, that was garlic bread in our house. I made it once for my kids when we were out bread and they both loved it.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:10:51 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 8:10:51 GMT -6
When I got home from grocery shopping last night, I opened the auto lift for my truck and heard a dull thud. I was like oh shit, the watermelon melon! But I assumed it smashed on impact so I didn’t rush to get out of the car or anything. Once I went around the back of my suv I didn’t see the watermelon on the ground but it wasn’t in my trunk either. Confused, I look around and see this damn watermelon doing a slow roll down the small hill I park on. I wasn’t about to waste a $6 watermelon so I started jogging down the hill after it. Of course, my neighbors choose that moment to come home. I don’t know why, but I was truly embarrassed about chasing a watermelon so I was distracted and tripped, embarrassing myself even more. Don’t worry though the watermelon and I both made it home safely after that. Lol. I'm picturing this and chuckling 🤣
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Jun 1, 2018 8:11:07 GMT -6
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Post by shitsngiggles on Jun 1, 2018 8:11:07 GMT -6
I see we have moved on to shaving balls.
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 8:13:25 GMT -6
MH can shave his own business 😂. I'll pass on that.
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brux
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Post by brux on Jun 1, 2018 8:14:04 GMT -6
... you manscape your H? By choice? Yep. Easier to get those hard to reach places and it’s done to my liking. Plus it’s relaxing to me. We usually throw on a movie and I go to town every few weeks.
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 1, 2018 8:14:35 GMT -6
I grew up poor adjacent. A toasted hotdog bun for breakfast isn't that unusual. More common though was just sliced bread for your hot dog, no buns. My parents used to toast hamburger buns and add butter and garlic powder, that was garlic bread in our house. I made it once for my kids when we were out bread and they both loved it. This is the only way mh does garlic bread. He scoffs at the stuff with real garlic on it.
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Post by Rusty Red on Jun 1, 2018 8:14:37 GMT -6
Sigh. I didn't leave room in my macros today for doughnuts. Eat more doughnuts for me.
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Post by frantastic on Jun 1, 2018 8:14:44 GMT -6
When I got home from grocery shopping last night, I opened the auto lift for my truck and heard a dull thud. I was like oh shit, the watermelon melon! But I assumed it smashed on impact so I didn’t rush to get out of the car or anything. Once I went around the back of my suv I didn’t see the watermelon on the ground but it wasn’t in my trunk either. Confused, I look around and see this damn watermelon doing a slow roll down the small hill I park on. I wasn’t about to waste a $6 watermelon so I started jogging down the hill after it. Of course, my neighbors choose that moment to come home. I don’t know why, but I was truly embarrassed about chasing a watermelon so I was distracted and tripped, embarrassing myself even more. Don’t worry though the watermelon and I both made it home safely after that. Lol. This is all I can think of after reading that:
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gimmeaQ
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Post by gimmeaQ on Jun 1, 2018 8:15:22 GMT -6
when I was a kid I would eat just ketchup on a hot dog bun as a snack.
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