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Jun 1, 2018 17:08:37 GMT -6
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Post by thechickencoop on Jun 1, 2018 17:08:37 GMT -6
When I was in my late teens I got so high and was terrified I was going to spontaneously combust cause I watched some TV show about it happening to some lady Yes! There was some show about it! Although I definitely wasn't high. I had to have been about 8 or 9 and it truly scared me.
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Post by Lord Disick on Jun 1, 2018 17:21:01 GMT -6
I just cut myself trying to trim my lady garden. Should have asked for help.
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Post by ilovelamp on Jun 1, 2018 17:24:51 GMT -6
I just had to call Cox customer service and while I’m on the phone my toddler had to poop. I went in the bathroom to help him wipe and put the phone on speaker. Then my son decided to flush the toilet and the guy was in the middle of a sentence and kind of paused and continued awkwardly along. I was so embarrassed that I found a way to fit in that it wasn’t me on the toilet by yelling “wash your hands!” And then said that I was talking to my kid. Totally saved the situation, I think.
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Pizzaslut
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*it’s a joke. get some hobbies.
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Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 1, 2018 17:29:53 GMT -6
I just got to the ass waxing (and the subsequent reactions) and I woke up the baby with my laughter.
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Jun 1, 2018 17:52:07 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 17:52:07 GMT -6
@k3am I hope you don't totally leave. You could check in after work? I get it if you have to but I'll miss you.
Side note, yesterday I got a redirect to one of those 'you won' things and it even had media on the page, like talking. It was hard to get the page to close and I even restarted my phone and when I opened chrome up it popped back up. I opened a bookmarked page to get away from it. But it was the weirdest redirect ever. I'm nervous I have malware on my phone now.
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Jun 1, 2018 17:53:07 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 17:53:07 GMT -6
I just cut myself trying to trim my lady garden. Should have asked for help. It's hard right? Can't see shit and trying to bend over to sort of see hurt my back and pelvis like crazy.
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trueblue
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Jun 1, 2018 17:56:34 GMT -6
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Post by trueblue on Jun 1, 2018 17:56:34 GMT -6
The kids were acting like fools earlier this week so they lost access to their gaming system as a punishment. In my anger stashed it somewhere they wouldn’t be able to find it.
Now I’m sick and need it to babysit them until H gets home from work: I can’t find it.
This is not the first time this has happened. I need a better system of hiding their stuff.
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Post by Lord Disick on Jun 1, 2018 18:06:06 GMT -6
I just cut myself trying to trim my lady garden. Should have asked for help. It's hard right? Can't see shit and trying to bend over to sort of see hurt my back and pelvis like crazy. I even used a mirror, which I also don't recommend.
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Post by helenahhandbasket on Jun 1, 2018 18:09:00 GMT -6
Since you guys don't have a drinking thread yet, I'm just going to dump this here. This is the most boring ever GBCHIH ever. HIH does something terrible the last few days, our network people at work thought I was getting a malaware attack, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to get a written warning for wasting time on HIH. They specifically called out HIH as causing the problem. Which is totally warranted, but has lead me to realize that I am apparently unable to limit my usage on my own, so it's time to shut it down. I have had a great time posting with most of you ladies, and maybe I'll see you on the flipside. Shit!! Seriously???
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pobre
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Post by pobre on Jun 1, 2018 18:10:40 GMT -6
I just cut myself trying to trim my lady garden. Should have asked for help. Ahi tuna situation.
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Jun 1, 2018 18:11:59 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 18:11:59 GMT -6
It's hard right? Can't see shit and trying to bend over to sort of see hurt my back and pelvis like crazy. I even used a mirror, which I also don't recommend. I'm too scared to try again lol. It's on MH now. I'm going to put the guard on the razor too.
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Post by Lord Disick on Jun 1, 2018 18:13:54 GMT -6
I just cut myself trying to trim my lady garden. Should have asked for help. Ahi tuna situation. I knew someone was going to go there but I'm still going to say fuck you, pobre.
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Jun 1, 2018 18:49:06 GMT -6
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Post by cdnfarmgirl on Jun 1, 2018 18:49:06 GMT -6
Thanks to whoever posted about making hamburger buns into mini pizzas. That was my supper for this evening.
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Jun 1, 2018 19:00:31 GMT -6
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Post by thechickencoop on Jun 1, 2018 19:00:31 GMT -6
I had an old corworker who would use the communal scissors to cut her nails at her desk 😳 We all use one of 2 desks and we have a communal nail clipper in the desk. Anyone can use it...
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badwolf
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Post by badwolf on Jun 1, 2018 20:05:04 GMT -6
Thanks to whoever posted about making hamburger buns into mini pizzas. That was my supper for this evening. Yes, thank you! It was our lunch!
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Yogurt
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Jun 1, 2018 23:41:19 GMT -6
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Post by Yogurt on Jun 1, 2018 23:41:19 GMT -6
did I... did I miss something? I am crying watching this. I've never heard ICP and that is v bad.
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Waffle
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Post by Waffle on Jun 2, 2018 4:31:46 GMT -6
My H did it for me the last few weeks of pregnancy. It was that, leaving it to grow wild or risking ahi tuna incidents. Definitely best solution! AHI TUNA INCIDENT????????? It's from the olden days on the nest. Lovedan if I remember correctly. So evocative it has always stayed with me
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McBenny
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#sickomode
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Post by McBenny on Jun 2, 2018 8:27:31 GMT -6
My husband asks me to Nair his back. Mine gets like three long hairs on the back of his shoulders...I pluck them for him. Would assist in nairing a hairy man back. WOULD NOT wax a man asscrack. Why not tinkle? It would literally take a second to do.
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loony
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Post by loony on Jun 2, 2018 8:28:37 GMT -6
Mine gets like three long hairs on the back of his shoulders...I pluck them for him. Would assist in nairing a hairy man back. WOULD NOT wax a man asscrack. Why not tinkle? It would literally take a second to do.
I honestly haven’t even thought about that. 🤦♀️ I even tinkle my own self.
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adelbert
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Post by adelbert on Jun 2, 2018 9:31:13 GMT -6
I'm so sorry @k3am. I hope everything gets cleared up at work and that you'll still pop in occasionally from home.
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Post by ilovelamp on Jun 2, 2018 22:55:28 GMT -6
My husband asks me to Nair his back.
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