Diordra
Sapphire
Posts: 4,368 Likes: 18,191
|
Post by Diordra on Jun 1, 2018 12:37:03 GMT -6
Please say you work in a nail salon? Worse. A prison Who knows whatās under our nails
|
|
|
Post by microworm on Jun 1, 2018 12:37:16 GMT -6
Whyyyy does a man need a Brazilian wax before going on a beach vacation? Is he wearing a thong?!
|
|
|
Post by Lord Disick on Jun 1, 2018 12:40:26 GMT -6
Whyyyy does a man need a Brazilian wax before going on a beach vacation? Is he wearing a thong?! This is a very good question.
|
|
|
Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 12:42:10 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 12:42:10 GMT -6
Whyyyy does a man need a Brazilian wax before going on a beach vacation? Is he wearing a thong?! This is a very good question. Yea I don't think I want to know the answer to that question.
|
|
|
Post by mothafuckinteatime on Jun 1, 2018 12:43:26 GMT -6
::communal prison coworker clippers::
|
|
|
Post by Dramaphile on Jun 1, 2018 12:43:35 GMT -6
My husband asks me to Nair his back. Mine gets like three long hairs on the back of his shoulders...I pluck them for him. Would assist in nairing a hairy man back. WOULD NOT wax a man asscrack. I totally pluck MH's random hairs. He gets the occasional weird long hair on his neck or ears and if I point out he immediately tells me to pluck it and then whines about how much it hurts.
|
|
Foxy
Platinum
Like in life... IDK what I am doing
Posts: 2,131 Likes: 8,765
|
Post by Foxy on Jun 1, 2018 12:44:16 GMT -6
Whyyyy does a man need a Brazilian wax before going on a beach vacation? Is he wearing a thong?! This is a very good question. It all started with him asking me to shave his back, he was naked and I saw the hair in his crack and the idea was born. "I can get that for you" With a ton of hesitation he agreed. It never happened though because he had to drive me to the ER
|
|
|
Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 12:46:04 GMT -6
Just say no to husband ass waxing.
|
|
Cher
Global Moderator
BMB, GD, Special Interests
Posts: 57,553 Likes: 442,342
|
Post by Cher on Jun 1, 2018 12:46:13 GMT -6
The juggalo talk makes me miss @winomite and her jeans. Is she gone?!
|
|
rvasc
Emerald
Posts: 14,311 Likes: 82,566
|
Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 12:46:23 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by rvasc on Jun 1, 2018 12:46:23 GMT -6
|
|
rvasc
Emerald
Posts: 14,311 Likes: 82,566
|
Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 12:46:51 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by rvasc on Jun 1, 2018 12:46:51 GMT -6
But y tho.
|
|
rvasc
Emerald
Posts: 14,311 Likes: 82,566
|
Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 12:47:37 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by rvasc on Jun 1, 2018 12:47:37 GMT -6
Things not on the list of things Iād say if I noticed crack hair on MH:
I can get that for you.
|
|
Cher
Global Moderator
BMB, GD, Special Interests
Posts: 57,553 Likes: 442,342
|
Post by Cher on Jun 1, 2018 12:48:52 GMT -6
Every so often we discuss men hair and people are like āI love that MH has a hairy chest, so sexy!ā
But right now Iām feeling very #blessed that MH is not relatively hairy and itās all in places he can groom himself.
|
|
|
Post by sheilathetank on Jun 1, 2018 12:49:07 GMT -6
There is no way in hell MH would ever agree to waxing anything, so I can safely say that is one thing I'll never be asked to do.
|
|
Diordra
Sapphire
Posts: 4,368 Likes: 18,191
|
Post by Diordra on Jun 1, 2018 12:50:30 GMT -6
Every so often we discuss men hair and people are like āI love that MH has a hairy chest, so sexy!ā But right now Iām feeling very #blessed that MH is not relatively hairy and itās all in places he can groom himself. I'm feeling the same way.
|
|
rachydc
Sapphire
Posts: 2,686 Likes: 11,472
|
Post by rachydc on Jun 1, 2018 12:50:41 GMT -6
I'm fairly secure in my response that H would rather join me in a day, no, week long marathon of watching The Nanny (Fran Drescher) nonstop than have me go near his balls with a razor and crack with wax.
|
|
Cher
Global Moderator
BMB, GD, Special Interests
Posts: 57,553 Likes: 442,342
|
Post by Cher on Jun 1, 2018 12:52:54 GMT -6
Iām still really upset about that fitted sheet situation.
|
|
rvasc
Emerald
Posts: 14,311 Likes: 82,566
|
Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 12:54:38 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by rvasc on Jun 1, 2018 12:54:38 GMT -6
I let my kid eat an occasional lunchable.
I know this is not super flameful, but I feel awful about it.
|
|
|
Post by sheilathetank on Jun 1, 2018 12:56:27 GMT -6
I let my kid eat an occasional lunchable. I know this is not super flameful, but I feel awful about it. Wut?
|
|
|
Post by microworm on Jun 1, 2018 12:56:27 GMT -6
Iām still really upset about that fitted sheet situation. You and me both.
|
|
|
Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 12:56:50 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 12:56:50 GMT -6
I let my kid eat an occasional lunchable. I know this is not super flameful, but I feel awful about it. ...
|
|
|
Post by hayleysmith on Jun 1, 2018 12:58:10 GMT -6
I let my kid eat an occasional lunchable. I know this is not super flameful, but I feel awful about it. I let mine eat lunchables and do not feel the slightest bit awful about it.
|
|
rvasc
Emerald
Posts: 14,311 Likes: 82,566
|
Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 12:58:24 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by rvasc on Jun 1, 2018 12:58:24 GMT -6
Iāll see myself out.
|
|
bobyn
Diamond
local baby-making menace
Posts: 26,962 Likes: 165,660
|
Post by bobyn on Jun 1, 2018 12:59:04 GMT -6
I let my kid eat an occasional lunchable. I know this is not super flameful, but I feel awful about it. ....... Lunchables are a staple in B's diet.
|
|
|
Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 12:59:35 GMT -6
I let my kid eat an occasional lunchable. I know this is not super flameful, but I feel awful about it. I don't get it?
|
|
thatgolfb
Unicorn
Posts: 55,023 Likes: 234,914
|
Post by thatgolfb on Jun 1, 2018 13:00:02 GMT -6
I had an old corworker who would use the communal scissors to cut her nails at her desk š³ We all use one of 2 desks and we have a communal nail clipper in the desk. Anyone can use it... I think this may actually make me GBCHIH.
|
|
Cher
Global Moderator
BMB, GD, Special Interests
Posts: 57,553 Likes: 442,342
|
Post by Cher on Jun 1, 2018 13:00:54 GMT -6
DONāT YOU DARE LEAVE! YOU NEED TO FACE THE FLAMES FOR FEEDING YOUR CHILD CRACKERS AND LUNCHMEAT!
|
|
thatgolfb
Unicorn
Posts: 55,023 Likes: 234,914
|
Post by thatgolfb on Jun 1, 2018 13:01:06 GMT -6
I thought of one today A few years back I got second degree burns when the wax I was using melted through the bottom of the pot it was in while I was holding it. We told everyone I was waxing my eye brows, when in reality it was for my H's ass before our trip to Hawaii. Needless to say he won't let me use that brand of wax period anymore. Was it so he could wear this thong bikini bottoms?
|
|
rvasc
Emerald
Posts: 14,311 Likes: 82,566
|
Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 13:02:18 GMT -6
via mobile
Post by rvasc on Jun 1, 2018 13:02:18 GMT -6
DONāT YOU DARE LEAVE! YOU NEED TO FACE THE FLAMES FOR FEEDING YOUR CHILD CRACKERS AND LUNCHMEAT! I mean it is super processed āmeat.ā Lol. But I know how this works. I should have kept that guilt to myself.
|
|
Cher
Global Moderator
BMB, GD, Special Interests
Posts: 57,553 Likes: 442,342
|
Post by Cher on Jun 1, 2018 13:04:03 GMT -6
DONāT YOU DARE LEAVE! YOU NEED TO FACE THE FLAMES FOR FEEDING YOUR CHILD CRACKERS AND LUNCHMEAT! I mean it is super processed āmeat.ā Lol. But I know how this works. I should have kept that guilt to myself. I drive MH crazy with my Whole Foods bills and crazy food feelings and I could give zero fucks about the occasional processed meat. You good, rvasc.
|
|