gimmeaQ
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Post by gimmeaQ on Jun 1, 2018 8:16:15 GMT -6
also maybe it's a confession that I have no opinion about my H's genital hair
ETA: like, I don't care what it looks like or how long it is. I have no idea how often he trims, etc.
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mack
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Post by mack on Jun 1, 2018 8:16:24 GMT -6
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jaidit
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Post by jaidit on Jun 1, 2018 8:18:03 GMT -6
also maybe it's a confession that I have no opinion about my H's genital hair ETA: like, I don't care what it looks like or how long it is. I have no idea how often he trims, etc. My opinion is that I prefer he has it over being bald.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:18:14 GMT -6
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Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Jun 1, 2018 8:18:14 GMT -6
bakemyday, have you ever made the mistake of trimming his bits hairs while watching a scary movie? Careful now! ✂
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Jun 1, 2018 8:19:01 GMT -6
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Post by marsinvestigations on Jun 1, 2018 8:19:01 GMT -6
I grew up poor adjacent. A toasted hotdog bun for breakfast isn't that unusual. More common though was just sliced bread for your hot dog, no buns. My parents used to toast hamburger buns and add butter and garlic powder, that was garlic bread in our house. I made it once for my kids when we were out bread and they both loved it. I only had garlic bread this way growing up. I used to buy the garlic bread at the store, then one day we were out. So I made it this way and MH loved it so much he started asking for it instead of the store bought kind. If I’m feeling fancy I’ll put some mozzarella and parmigiana cheese on it and toss under the broiler for a minute too. Growing up we always used a slice of bread for hot dogs too.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:19:12 GMT -6
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Post by icedcoffee on Jun 1, 2018 8:19:12 GMT -6
Well since we are talking about pubes. I once shaved my pubes into the initials of the person I was dating at the time. It was very difficult
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Jun 1, 2018 8:19:19 GMT -6
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Post by AnnPerkins on Jun 1, 2018 8:19:19 GMT -6
when I was a kid I would eat just ketchup on a hot dog bun as a snack. I used to do ketchup and mustard on white bread. Make a sandwich to mix it together well, then take it apart and pull off pieces of each slice while eating. I love condiments.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:19:19 GMT -6
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 8:19:19 GMT -6
I think MH might think that him shaving me will lead to some sex. It will not.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 8:19:27 GMT -6
I could never trust myself with a razor near and on my husband's nutsack. That is too much pressure for me.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:20:20 GMT -6
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Post by AnnPerkins on Jun 1, 2018 8:20:20 GMT -6
JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT PUBES, DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE YO KEEP TALKING ABOUT PUBES.
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Post by bakemyday on Jun 1, 2018 8:20:42 GMT -6
bakemyday, have you ever made the mistake of trimming his bits hairs while watching a scary movie? Careful now! ✂ Hahahaha no! I would lose testicle trust from him so fast. It’s usually a comedy. Last time was the 40 yo virgin. And really, if I’m gonna put his dick in my mouth I don’t need pubes so long I could braid them.
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Post by Rusty Red on Jun 1, 2018 8:21:10 GMT -6
Shaving balls is relaxing? TIL.
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Post by GhoatMonket on Jun 1, 2018 8:21:23 GMT -6
I grew up poor adjacent. A toasted hotdog bun for breakfast isn't that unusual. More common though was just sliced bread for your hot dog, no buns. My parents used to toast hamburger buns and add butter and garlic powder, that was garlic bread in our house. I made it once for my kids when we were out bread and they both loved it. I only had garlic bread this way growing up. I used to buy the garlic bread at the store, then one day we were out. So I made it this way and MH loved it so much he started asking for it instead of the store bought kind. If I’m feeling fancy I’ll put some mozzarella and parmigiana cheese on it and toss under the broiler for a minute too. Growing up we always used a slice of bread for hot dogs too. We use garlic salt instead of powder. My friend mentioned putting cheese on it. How I lived until college without that I have no idea. Though we rarely had cheese other than Kraft singles in the house and that would not work well.
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Post by mothafuckinteatime on Jun 1, 2018 8:21:58 GMT -6
Donut day is my favorite holiday. Cher’s too, I think.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 8:22:14 GMT -6
bakemyday , have you ever made the mistake of trimming his bits hairs while watching a scary movie? Careful now! ✂ Hahahaha no! I would lose testical trust from him so fast. It’s usually a comedy. Last time was the 40 yo virgin. And really, if I’m gonna put his dick in my mouth I don’t need pubes so long I could braid them. Testicle trust.
I.......wow. Is that an actual phrase you guys use?
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Post by GhoatMonket on Jun 1, 2018 8:22:21 GMT -6
I could never trust myself with a razor near and on my husband's nutsack. That is too much pressure for me. Electric trimmer with a guard.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 8:22:47 GMT -6
Testicle trust has me dying. I literally cannot.
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Post by adm11 on Jun 1, 2018 8:24:18 GMT -6
I grew up poor adjacent. A toasted hotdog bun for breakfast isn't that unusual. More common though was just sliced bread for your hot dog, no buns. My parents used to toast hamburger buns and add butter and garlic powder, that was garlic bread in our house. I made it once for my kids when we were out bread and they both loved it. I make garlic bread with hotdog and hamburger buns all the time. We never use 8 buns for hamburgers before they go bad, so in the oven they go. I like it!
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Post by bakemyday on Jun 1, 2018 8:24:26 GMT -6
Hahahaha no! I would lose testical trust from him so fast. It’s usually a comedy. Last time was the 40 yo virgin. And really, if I’m gonna put his dick in my mouth I don’t need pubes so long I could braid them. Testicle trust.
I.......wow. Is that an actual phrase you guys use?
Yeppers.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 1, 2018 8:24:43 GMT -6
The confessions today are on point. Thank you for the hard laugh.
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Post by lonefox on Jun 1, 2018 8:24:48 GMT -6
I'm considering having MH shave my lady garden a couple times. With an electric razor. He's offered and I was like 'hell no'. But I can't see anymore and I'm too short to see that area in the bathroom mirror. I nicked myself doing it blind this week because I was pressing down too hard. I was thinking once in a month or so and then like 39ish weeks. MH did this for me last pregnancy. He regularly puts his face down there anyway so I don't think it's a big deal. He did an amazing job too.
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Jesslfar
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Post by Jesslfar on Jun 1, 2018 8:24:48 GMT -6
Pubes and ketchup sandwiches? This is too much to early.
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Post by bakemyday on Jun 1, 2018 8:25:17 GMT -6
Also I can’t stop laughing between testicle trust and hamburger talk intermixed here. This is a good day.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:26:13 GMT -6
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Post by angelashly on Jun 1, 2018 8:26:13 GMT -6
Also I can’t stop laughing between testicle trust and hamburger talk intermixed here. This is a good day. This place
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Post by shitsngiggles on Jun 1, 2018 8:26:27 GMT -6
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Minerva
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Post by Minerva on Jun 1, 2018 8:28:16 GMT -6
I grew up poor adjacent. A toasted hotdog bun for breakfast isn't that unusual. More common though was just sliced bread for your hot dog, no buns. My parents used to toast hamburger buns and add butter and garlic powder, that was garlic bread in our house. I made it once for my kids when we were out bread and they both loved it. I only had garlic bread this way growing up. I used to buy the garlic bread at the store, then one day we were out. So I made it this way and MH loved it so much he started asking for it instead of the store bought kind. If I’m feeling fancy I’ll put some mozzarella and parmigiana cheese on it and toss under the broiler for a minute too. Growing up we always used a slice of bread for hot dogs too. Same. Now my parents shame me if we let leftover buns and rolls go stale without eating them. They both grew up w/ occasional food instability, so they hate seeing waste. Toasted buns make good sandwiches and garlic toast.
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Jun 1, 2018 8:28:26 GMT -6
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Post by marsinvestigations on Jun 1, 2018 8:28:26 GMT -6
I only had garlic bread this way growing up. I used to buy the garlic bread at the store, then one day we were out. So I made it this way and MH loved it so much he started asking for it instead of the store bought kind. If I’m feeling fancy I’ll put some mozzarella and parmigiana cheese on it and toss under the broiler for a minute too. Growing up we always used a slice of bread for hot dogs too. We use garlic salt instead of powder. My friend mentioned putting cheese on it. How I lived until college without that I have no idea. Though we rarely had cheese other than Kraft singles in the house and that would not work well. Yeah, i didn’t notice that she said powder, I use garlic salt too. My mom would also make little pizzas out of hamburger buns. Bun, little sauce, mozzarella cheese, one pepperoni, then bake. Good stuff
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Post by Cher on Jun 1, 2018 8:28:43 GMT -6
No judgment on ketchup on a hot dog roll. Everyone knows that’s the best part of eating a hot dog. I need HilarityEnsued in here to back me up.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 8:29:23 GMT -6
So this is another case of me just......not always thinking before I speak. I had to go to the OB yesterday - I've been bleeding a lot throughout this pregnancy and they can't really find what's causing it. It's been a mind fuck but so far everything is okay. Anyway, the OB I saw yesterday said no sex for a while. She was very helpful in general in putting the issue into perspective and made me feel better. Here's how the sex convo went: Doc: I'd like you to stay away from sex for a while until we feel more confident this has resolved. You can still do other things so don't worry. Me: I don't really like butt stuff though. Doc: Stares at me, and then bursts out laughing. Me: Oh you meant like oral stuff. Doc: Continues to laugh. I just.....I don't know anymore. I'm so so glad you came to your senses and didn't stay gone. I don't know what HIH would do without you and your amazing posts.
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Post by GhoatMonket on Jun 1, 2018 8:30:10 GMT -6
We use garlic salt instead of powder. My friend mentioned putting cheese on it. How I lived until college without that I have no idea. Though we rarely had cheese other than Kraft singles in the house and that would not work well. Yeah, i didn’t notice that she said powder, I use garlic salt too. My mom would also make little pizzas out of hamburger buns. Bun, little sauce, mozzarella cheese, one pepperoni, then bake. Good stuff Pizza boats! Though those were more like rafts or tubes. If you don't toast them first, then put the sauce on, you should try that.
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