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Post by bakemyday on Jun 1, 2018 7:48:29 GMT -6
I can now no longer go to a certain McDonald’s. I was pulling into the parking lot yesterday, and ran over a rubber traffic cone because the sun was blinding. It then gets lodged under my car and I drag it along as I desperately search for an open parking space.
They only available space is the “mobile pickup” in full view of the drive thru line. I get out and spend several minutes dislodging this damn cone, super embarrassed. Workers are now watching me. Once free, I throw the cone in the grass and attempt to drive away quickly.
Only I hit another cone. 🤦🏻♀️ this one luckily flew to the side and did not hinder my escape.
I was sad because I really wanted a McCafé and muffin toppers. Couldn’t face the drive thru line after that though.
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:48:30 GMT -6
I put the same peanut butter sandwich in my kid's lunch from yesterday that he didn't touch. I remember making my own lunch in elementary school. I had to have a sandwich in there, but I never ate it. To save myself time, I would just keep the same sandwich all week so I didn't have to keep making a new one. I guess my parents were lacking in supervision in that area. Lol. Did you eat other things instead?
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Post by helenahhandbasket on Jun 1, 2018 7:48:38 GMT -6
So this is another case of me just......not always thinking before I speak. I had to go to the OB yesterday - I've been bleeding a lot throughout this pregnancy and they can't really find what's causing it. It's been a mind fuck but so far everything is okay. Anyway, the OB I saw yesterday said no sex for a while. She was very helpful in general in putting the issue into perspective and made me feel better. Here's how the sex convo went: Doc: I'd like you to stay away from sex for a while until we feel more confident this has resolved. You can still do other things so don't worry. Me: I don't really like butt stuff though. Doc: Stares at me, and then bursts out laughing. Me: Oh you meant like oral stuff. Doc: Continues to laugh. I just.....I don't know anymore. I am not sure if the weather is making me sluggish...but is that what she meant? You can do oral stuff? I am ashamed I am asking this as a follow up question.
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Post by silverspoon on Jun 1, 2018 7:48:40 GMT -6
I had a toasted hot dog bun for breakfast. It is a sad and lame confession. Did you put something on it at least? You could have made a sandwich with it. Why toast?
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Post by Minerva on Jun 1, 2018 7:49:02 GMT -6
I feel a little bad that I didn’t buy DS more pink and purple toys when he was a toddler. We stuck w/ primary, gender neutral colors for the most part. Now that DD has come along, we’ve received several very pink toy sets as gifts. Turns out that DS loves them all.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 1, 2018 7:49:22 GMT -6
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Post by silverspoon on Jun 1, 2018 7:50:13 GMT -6
I remember making my own lunch in elementary school. I had to have a sandwich in there, but I never ate it. To save myself time, I would just keep the same sandwich all week so I didn't have to keep making a new one. I guess my parents were lacking in supervision in that area. Lol. Did you eat other things instead? I loaded up on sides.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 7:50:53 GMT -6
So this is another case of me just......not always thinking before I speak. I had to go to the OB yesterday - I've been bleeding a lot throughout this pregnancy and they can't really find what's causing it. It's been a mind fuck but so far everything is okay. Anyway, the OB I saw yesterday said no sex for a while. She was very helpful in general in putting the issue into perspective and made me feel better. Here's how the sex convo went: Doc: I'd like you to stay away from sex for a while until we feel more confident this has resolved. You can still do other things so don't worry. Me: I don't really like butt stuff though. Doc: Stares at me, and then bursts out laughing. Me: Oh you meant like oral stuff. Doc: Continues to laugh. I just.....I don't know anymore. I am not sure if the weather is making me sluggish...but is that what she meant? You can do oral stuff? I am ashamed I am asking this as a follow up question. I don't really know now because my butt stuff comment threw her for a loop, and then at that point I just really wanted to put my pants back on and leave.
I assume she meant other acts that don't include actual vaginal sex.
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Post by silverspoon on Jun 1, 2018 7:50:54 GMT -6
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Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Jun 1, 2018 7:51:51 GMT -6
I plan to drive to three separate donut places today for a free donut from each.
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:52:32 GMT -6
Lol. Did you eat other things instead? I loaded up on sides. I would have too lol. My favorite part of lunches were the chips and cookies. I ate the fruit sometimes.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 7:52:55 GMT -6
I plan to drive to three separate donut places today for a free donut from each. 🤷 I fully support your dedication.
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Post by piratecat on Jun 1, 2018 7:53:22 GMT -6
I had a toasted hot dog bun for breakfast. It is a sad and lame confession. But why? We need to get groceries and also use up the buns.
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Post by ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ on Jun 1, 2018 7:53:23 GMT -6
I had a toasted hot dog bun for breakfast. It is a sad and lame confession. Damn girl
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 1, 2018 7:53:40 GMT -6
I put the same peanut butter sandwich in my kid's lunch from yesterday that he didn't touch. I remember making my own lunch in elementary school. I had to have a sandwich in there, but I never ate it. To save myself time, I would just keep the same sandwich all week so I didn't have to keep making a new one. I guess my parents were lacking in supervision in that area. I hated eat lunch as a kid, so my mom would buy one lunchable for the week and just keep sending it everyday for that week. It saved money and was less wasteful.
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Post by piratecat on Jun 1, 2018 7:53:53 GMT -6
I had a toasted hot dog bun for breakfast. It is a sad and lame confession. Just the bun? Nothing on it? With butter. And I also had an orange.
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Post by msdrdg on Jun 1, 2018 7:53:56 GMT -6
I put the same peanut butter sandwich in my kid's lunch from yesterday that he didn't touch.
I seriously considered just putting yesterday's lunch in his bag today. He didn't eat a single bite yesterday. I hate just tossing food. But, then I felt bad and made him a new PB&J.
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Post by helenahhandbasket on Jun 1, 2018 7:54:06 GMT -6
I am not sure if the weather is making me sluggish...but is that what she meant? You can do oral stuff? I am ashamed I am asking this as a follow up question. I don't really know now because my butt stuff comment threw her for a loop, and then at that point I just really wanted to put my pants back on and leave.
I assume she meant other acts that don't include actual vaginal sex.
OK-- I am going to say that I don't think your question was that weird then, lol. Her phrasing was odd. I probably would have asked something similar.
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:54:23 GMT -6
I see it's national donut day. Do want.
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Post by theseaword on Jun 1, 2018 7:54:58 GMT -6
I was never allowed to have lunchables. Or Dunkaroos.
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:55:03 GMT -6
Just the bun? Nothing on it? With butter. And I also had an orange. Ok this makes it better for me.
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Post by goldenbird on Jun 1, 2018 7:55:53 GMT -6
I was never allowed to have lunchables. Or Dunkaroos. I only got luncbables for field trips. I loved them so hard.
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 1, 2018 7:56:12 GMT -6
I was never allowed to have lunchables. Or Dunkaroos. You poor, deprived child. Were you at least allowed gushers and fruit by the foot?
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Post by piratecat on Jun 1, 2018 7:56:49 GMT -6
I had a toasted hot dog bun for breakfast. It is a sad and lame confession. Did you put something on it at least? You could have made a sandwich with it. Why toast? Just butter. I don’t think we have anything to put inside it but also lazy. They’re New England style hot dog buns though so practically the same as sliced bread.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 1, 2018 7:56:54 GMT -6
I was never allowed to have lunchables. Or Dunkaroos. I am so sad for you, more so on the Dunkaroos front.
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Post by theseaword on Jun 1, 2018 7:57:19 GMT -6
I was never allowed to have lunchables. Or Dunkaroos. You poor, deprived child. Were you at least allowed gushers and fruit by the foot? Ahahahahaha No I was the raisins kid.
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Post by piratecat on Jun 1, 2018 7:57:54 GMT -6
I plan to drive to three separate donut places today for a free donut from each. 🤷 I admire your dedication to free donuts.
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Post by piratecat on Jun 1, 2018 7:59:00 GMT -6
With butter. And I also had an orange. Ok this makes it better for me. Toasted hot dog bun, part of a healthy breakfast.
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Post by loony on Jun 1, 2018 7:59:25 GMT -6
You poor, deprived child. Were you at least allowed gushers and fruit by the foot? Ahahahahaha No I was the raisins kid. We didn’t even get raisins. Fresh fruit or bust.
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Post by marsinvestigations on Jun 1, 2018 7:59:56 GMT -6
When I got home from grocery shopping last night, I opened the auto lift for my trunk and heard a dull thud. I was like oh shit, the watermelon! But I assumed it smashed on impact so I didn’t rush to get out of the car or anything. Once I went around the back of my suv I didn’t see the watermelon on the ground but it wasn’t in my trunk either. Confused, I look around and see this damn watermelon doing a slow roll down the small hill I park on.
I wasn’t about to waste a $6 watermelon so I started jogging down the hill after it. Of course, my neighbors choose that moment to come home. I don’t know why, but I was truly embarrassed about chasing a watermelon so I was distracted and tripped, embarrassing myself even more.
Don’t worry though the watermelon and I both made it home safely after that. Lol.
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