Confess

[jfresh]

I am going to my kid's end of the year party at school today but I kind of want to blow it off so I don't have to talk to the other moms

[bobyn]

May 26, 2017 6:30:32 GMT -6 coconutbacon said:

The lipsyncing at the gym confession reminded me of mine: in the starting area at my race last weekend I put my headphones in and turned on my playlist, and kept hitting the volume up because I couldn't hear it, until I realized I hadn't connected the Bluetooth, so Ludacris "Move Bitch! Get out of the way!" was just blasting from my phone.


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I love this.

[sing2phins]

May 26, 2017 6:12:51 GMT -6 ouiserboudreaux said:

Is this where I confess that I am terrible about doing things for myself? I'm getting my hair done tomorrow for the first time in 13mos. I'm too worried about everyone else and neglect my own life jacket.

Again, life twins. I got my haircut in January for the first time since September 2015.

[claudia]

I've learned in my time on message boards that many people pee in the shower which adds an extra layer of grossness to bathing in used shower water.

[ouiserboudreaux]

My lawn guy is insanely attractive. I creeped him on FB to asses his place in life. He has a very athletic booty.

[Pizzaslut]

Phew, seems to be a joke.

You are funny notmycircus. You may notice we jump to conclusions at lightning speed around here.

[pearbear]

May 26, 2017 6:41:39 GMT -6 frantastic said:

May 26, 2017 6:07:28 GMT -6 pearbear said:

I also only have 2 real bras, one nude one gray. They do not fit correctly at all, but I have had zero luck in finding bras that fit my post-nursing boobs. I also admit to washing them...not all that often.

Go to Nordstrom on the eastern side of our metro area.  Get fitted.  Buy a couple.  And then go across the street to Nordstrom Rack and stock up on the same sizes/brands that you bought at Nordstrom. 

I did this last year and my boobs are so much happier. 

I am going to have to do this this weekend! Plus, I have my eye on a bunch of stuff from Nordstrom anyway since they are having their big sale. My credit card is going to hate me. 

[jfresh]

May 26, 2017 6:44:55 GMT -6 northernlghts said:

I've never hand washed a bra and I throw them in the dryer.

Mine are so crappy I don't think it's doing any harm putting them in the dryer. The one nice one that I own, but never wear because it's so expensive, does not. But I wear it maybe every other month. This is why I don't buy myself nice things lol 

[tinyjoys]

May 26, 2017 6:37:54 GMT -6 ouiserboudreaux said:

May 26, 2017 6:34:30 GMT -6 tinyjoys said:

Nordstrom! And actually, Kohls. The one closest to us, by Lowes & the good Target, has a really good selection in store.

I'm a 30H. Lolsob😭

38-42H, depending on brand and no problems at either place!

[pepper]

May 26, 2017 6:18:22 GMT -6 zimmerframe said:

I was in the gym last week listening to salt n pepa push it. Trying to motivate myself to keep the cross trainer moving.
This guy started doing pull ups on a bar right in front of me, his top was coming up and I could see all the hair from his belly button going downwards to his shorts. He was only about 22.
The lyrics were blaring in my ears and i started going really really red.
I had to look completely to the left out of sheer embarrassment for myself.


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Did your SO get a workout that day too?

[tinyjoys]

I keep our house like Fort Knox when we're home, but leave the front door unlocked when I leave. I have no idea as to my reasoning outside of I usually have full hands & don't want to deal with trying to lock/unlock it.

[zimmerframe]

May 26, 2017 6:44:47 GMT -6 sing2phins said:

May 26, 2017 6:08:03 GMT -6 zoeylucy said:

MH has a coffee mug with the saying "Zero Fucks Given". He doesn't typically use it, but we've broken several mugs lately and the rest we're in the dishwasher. He used it last night.

Anyway, DS came downstairs and started sounding out the words on the mug. He already knew "Zero" as it is the name of our dog.

So yesterday, I watched my 5 year old sound out "Fuck".

That mug is now in the cupboard, and staying there.

My 3.5yo daughter's daycare teacher pulled me aside Tuesday morning at drop-off to tell me that she "said the F word twice yesterday." I was mortified, but not surprised. I've caught her marching around the kitchen saying, "fucking assholes" to no one in particular. I asked her where she learned that, and she named another little girl in her class (LOL), but we know the truth.

I still haven't told DH what the teacher said because I know he will blame me. He curses, too, but not as much as I do around the kids. I'm working on it.

Omg the thoughts of her marching and cursing has me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣


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[Betweenthelines]

May 26, 2017 6:37:06 GMT -6 @holliberry said:

May 26, 2017 6:35:16 GMT -6 Betweenthelines said:

I've done this some many times. A few of those times while walking the streets of Brooklyn. 

Hi neighbor.

Sorry if that's kinda creepy.

Not creepy. I have since moved. 

[sing2phins]

May 26, 2017 6:29:13 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

May 26, 2017 5:57:21 GMT -6 @blanche said:

Do you know how water wasteful that is?

Not if you have a shower/tub combo. One showers with the drain closed the next bathes in the used water.  Viola, we are conservationists.

If you could see my face right now. I gasped out loud.

[zimmerframe]

May 26, 2017 6:49:30 GMT -6 pepper said:

May 26, 2017 6:18:22 GMT -6 zimmerframe said:

I was in the gym last week listening to salt n pepa push it. Trying to motivate myself to keep the cross trainer moving.
This guy started doing pull ups on a bar right in front of me, his top was coming up and I could see all the hair from his belly button going downwards to his shorts. He was only about 22.
The lyrics were blaring in my ears and i started going really really red.
I had to look completely to the left out of sheer embarrassment for myself.


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Did your SO get a workout that day too?

I can't remember. Oh wait no he didn't I got a spray tan that night.


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May 26, 2017 6:32:01 GMT -6 HilarityEnsued said:

roguelily the first thing you do when you select your thirdlove bra is tell them what shape your boobs are (which required me to stand in the mirror naked while looking at the shape choices on my phone) and then tell them the issues you are having with your bras (side boob, gaping of cup, overflow of cup, straps digging in, straps falling down, etc.)

Hi this is Kate and I have long torpedo boobs that make me sad. Please help me.

[elephantastic]

May 26, 2017 6:50:45 GMT -6 tinyjoys said:

I keep our house like Fort Knox when we're home, but leave the front door unlocked when I leave. I have no idea as to my reasoning outside of I usually have full hands & don't want to deal with trying to lock/unlock it.

Get one of those keypad locks. It's life changing.

[thatgolfb]

May 26, 2017 6:26:45 GMT -6 pesto said:

May 26, 2017 6:20:56 GMT -6 @kaybee said:

VS bras are the worst.

So poorly made. Their underwear is terrible too. I don't get the appeal.

The lacie thongs are what I live in always. Super comfortable. And they have held up over... longer than I would care to admit. I should buy new underwear.

[allisong]

2 showers a day just seems incredibly excessive unless you're playing in mudd all day and all night.

[meggriffin]

I work out at the gym in my building, I forgot my sports bra Monday- I was wearing a dress and a strapless bra to work so I asked the maintenance guys for duct tape.

My friend then helped tape me up before we ran.

[wedding]

May 26, 2017 6:10:00 GMT -6 hawkward said:

My clothes are in a ridiculous state right now. They're all too big, but I don't want to go spend money on things I probably won't wear for long.

I do have two nice-looking bras that fit well though.

Same here. How are things going? Are you on regular foods now?

[roguelily]

May 26, 2017 6:32:01 GMT -6 HilarityEnsued said:

roguelily the first thing you do when you select your thirdlove bra is tell them what shape your boobs are (which required me to stand in the mirror naked while looking at the shape choices on my phone) and then tell them the issues you are having with your bras (side boob, gaping of cup, overflow of cup, straps digging in, straps falling down, etc.)

Oooh cool! It's like stitchfix for boobs, then. I will plan to order one for delivery when I'm back in September, then.

[babybean]

tinyjoys I have a passcode lock on my front door, maybe you should install one of those? I never have to use a key.

[allisong]

May 26, 2017 6:14:28 GMT -6 clairefraser said:

DH and I haven't had sex in over 2 months.

I haz the sads for you.

[Betweenthelines]

May 26, 2017 6:52:53 GMT -6 elephantastic said:

May 26, 2017 6:50:45 GMT -6 tinyjoys said:

I keep our house like Fort Knox when we're home, but leave the front door unlocked when I leave. I have no idea as to my reasoning outside of I usually have full hands & don't want to deal with trying to lock/unlock it.

Get one of those keypad locks. It's life changing.

Yup. Especially one you can lock from your phone.

[clairefraser]

I'm "working from home" today. I really have stuff I need to get done but I don't want to.

[tinyjoys]

I've confessed this before, but to add to my weirdness, I don't like letting the dogs out at night/when it's dark, because I've seen too many episodes of Criminal Minds that take place in small towns, just like mine. Yet I leave my doors unlocked when I leave.

[indaclub]

I don't see how two showers a day is ridiculous. I always take one in the morning before we go anywhere and then another one later in the day after I have worked out.

[boycebear]

May 26, 2017 6:56:31 GMT -6 HilarityEnsued said:

May 26, 2017 6:45:19 GMT -6 boycebear said:

29 God damn notifications for this thread just gave me a panic attack lol.

do you have notifications on when someone likes a post?

Yes, can they be turned off?

[bobyn]

May 26, 2017 6:53:37 GMT -6 meggriffin said:

I work out at the gym in my building, I forgot my sports bra Monday- I was wearing a dress and a strapless bra to work so I asked the maintenance guys for duct tape.

My friend then helped tape me up before we ran.

So you just used duct tape on your bare skin?! 😱