Confess

[PinkFreud]

Don't hold back

[PinkFreud]

I didn't wash my bed sheets last week.

[boycebear]

I complain when it's cold, I complain when it's hot, I complain about the inbetweens. I'm never satisfied with any weather. I'm an ass.

[alwayscheese]

Yesterday when I woke up I walked naked(as always) from my bedroom to my bathroom and looked out the hallway door to see that DH's crew was sitting outside the living room window in the work truck. It's possible that there was enough distance between living room room and hallway that they didn't see me. Otherwise 😖. I'm so not used to them meeting at our house.

That's all I've got.

[rablissful]

I couldn't keep up with all the SM drama this past weekend because I was at my boyfriend's house giving him blowjobs. Because I have a real life.




#toosoon?


FFFC tho. I'm kind of salty I missed it. I love popping popcorn and watching drama unfold. He took a bath on Sunday and instead of joining him I frantically was moving between boards and threads trying to figure out WTF happened. (He really needed the solitarysoak though. He was in a lot of pain.)

[dashook]

May 26, 2017 4:19:28 GMT -6 rablissful said:

I couldn't keep up with all the SM drama this past weekend because I was at my boyfriend's house giving him blowjobs. Because I have a real life.




#toosoon?


FFFC tho. I'm kind of salty I missed it. I love popping popcorn and watching drama unfold. He took a bath on Sunday and instead of joining him I frantically was moving between boards and threads trying to figure out WTF happened. (He really needed the solitarysoak though. He was in a lot of pain.)

Unrelated to the BJ I hope?

[dashook]

May 26, 2017 3:43:56 GMT -6 PinkFreud said:

I didn't wash my bed sheets last week.

If I did mine every 3 weeks it'd be a shocker. #gross

[cyprissa]

I STILL haven't done our taxes (automatic overseas extension) and it is ridiculous. DH is pretending to not be annoyed at me.

[notmycircus]

I have spent this morning writing my very first post,ensuring that it is both interesting and thought provoking.

[petrichor]

May 26, 2017 4:42:14 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

I have spent this morning writing my very first post,ensuring that it is both interesting and thought provoking.

This is it?

[cyprissa]

Oh also, I just ate the worst lunch...pico de gallo and tortilla chips, pimento cheese and pretzels an apricot and iced coffeee. Kinda gross but we are going away for the weekend and I wanted to eat the random stuff we have in our fridge so it won't spoil.

[notmycircus]

May 26, 2017 4:43:16 GMT -6 petrichor said:

May 26, 2017 4:42:14 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

I have spent this morning writing my very first post,ensuring that it is both interesting and thought provoking.

This is it?

Yes, I am afraid so. It was kind of a let down for me too. But at least I never have to write another "first post"

[mamascarlett]

May 26, 2017 4:30:06 GMT -6 HilarityEnsued said:

May 26, 2017 3:51:50 GMT -6 @winomite said:

I was down to one bra for about 2 weeks.

I currently only have one real bra in rotation.

How does that work exactly? What about if you are wearing white or black top? What about wash days?

[butterfly]

There's laundry that's been sitting in my dryer for almost a week now. When I think of it, I'll refresh but leave it there. Same thing next day.

[criss]

May 26, 2017 4:50:58 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

May 26, 2017 4:43:16 GMT -6 petrichor said:

This is it?

Yes, I am afraid so. It was kind of a let down for me too. But at least I never have to write another "first post"

Until the next forum

[pepper]

May 26, 2017 4:30:06 GMT -6 HilarityEnsued said:

May 26, 2017 3:51:50 GMT -6 @winomite said:

I was down to one bra for about 2 weeks.

I currently only have one real bra in rotation.

This is me. I mean I have a couple others but I don't like them. I want a new one that I love. I'm falling out of love with the one I used to love.

[ouiserboudreaux]

I also only have one real bra in rotation. I've been pregnant and/or nursing for the last 2.5 years. It's all that fits me right now. But I also rarely wear it.

So I have all these bras that don't fit and likely never will again just chillin in my closet because idk what to do with them.

[notmycircus]

May 26, 2017 5:02:02 GMT -6 criss said:

May 26, 2017 4:50:58 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

Yes, I am afraid so. It was kind of a let down for me too. But at least I never have to write another "first post"

Until the next forum

I guess I could just c&p the above and keep it for next time.

[petrichor]

May 26, 2017 4:50:58 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

May 26, 2017 4:43:16 GMT -6 petrichor said:

This is it?

Yes, I am afraid so. It was kind of a let down for me too. But at least I never have to write another "first post"

You may have actually met your goal. I mean, it did get a response. I just hope you didn't neglect too many other areas of your life while you were composing it.

[theseaword]

We have this big alligator toy. Probably 6 ft long. I usually keep it on the top of DS's bunk bed.

Last night I came upstairs and the alligator was on the floor of his room, peaking around the corner out into the hallway.

Now, did DS move him to be funny? I'm sure.

But I still moved the alligator into my bedroom. If it was going to come alive and eat my kid, it would have to go through me first.

[jaidit]

May 26, 2017 4:41:34 GMT -6 cyprissa said:

I STILL haven't done our taxes (automatic overseas extension) and it is ridiculous. DH is pretending to not be annoyed at me.

Eh, +1. We have a few more weeks still.

[pesto]

May 26, 2017 4:58:06 GMT -6 butterfly said:

There's laundry that's been sitting in my dryer for almost a week now. When I think of it, I'll refresh but leave it there. Same thing next day.

I would be drowning in laundry if I didn't do it for a week.

[Sparkly]

I haven't done our taxes. We filed an extension as usual. I'm thinking of starting around October 10th or so.

[notmycircus]

If I could pay for any service it would be a laundry service. I hate doing laundry and frankly, I kind of suck at it.

[Cupcakemama]

SD is 15 and has a boyfriend. Boyfriend is over all the time which I don't really mind but sometimes I'd like him to go home so I don't have to wear a bra all the damn time.

[lupineaura]

I don't mean to be, but I'm one of those weirdos at the gym who is sometimes lip syncing to music while running on then treadmill. Sometimes I throw in a beat or two of air drum.

I usually try to contain myself but sometimes I can't help it.

[lupineaura]

May 26, 2017 5:16:49 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

If I could pay for any service it would be a laundry service. I hate doing laundry and frankly, I kind of suck at it.

On very rare occasions DH and I have treated ourselves by dropping laundry off at the laundromat for wash and fold service. It's pretty awesome. But you still have to put it all away, which is the worst part in my opinion.

[Sparkly]

I ordered about 8 different bras from Third Love before settling on the two I wanted to keep. I still don't love them.

[GhoatMonket]

May 26, 2017 5:16:06 GMT -6 Sparkly said:

I haven't done our taxes. We filed an extension as usual. I'm thinking of tarted around October 10th or so.

As usual? That is awful financial planning. Why would you continually pay penalties instead of getting you shit together in a timely manner?

[notmycircus]

May 26, 2017 5:20:07 GMT -6 lupineaura said:

May 26, 2017 5:16:49 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

If I could pay for any service it would be a laundry service. I hate doing laundry and frankly, I kind of suck at it.

On very rare occasions DH and I have treated ourselves by dropping laundry off at the laundromat for wash and fold service. It's pretty awesome. But you still have to put it all away, which is the worst part in my opinion.

small town woes; the only wash and fold service our town had went out of business. I always wanted to use them but never did, dammit, I had a hand in them going out of business.