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May 26, 2017 20:26:00 GMT -6
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Post by thechickencoop on May 26, 2017 20:26:00 GMT -6
Ok so here's a confession I was saving until not a lot of people would read. The story behind my avatar is this: I was really constipated and my DH had to give me an enema. I was laid out on the bathroom floor with my bare ass up in the air while DH shoved this liquid up my ass. Those monkeys are what I envision we looked like. Have done this to myself, only it wasn't poop that was stuck, but a baby. ...in your ass...? |
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May 26, 2017 20:33:59 GMT -6
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 26, 2017 20:33:59 GMT -6
Have done this to myself, only it wasn't poop that was stuck, but a baby. ...in your ass...? God im glad I wasn't the only one confused. I thought it was bcthe tequila. |
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Post by loony on May 26, 2017 20:54:31 GMT -6
Have done this to myself, only it wasn't poop that was stuck, but a baby. ...in your ass...? Not exactly. I went into premature labor and what felt like the aftermath of the stomach flu/ resulting constipation due to anti-emetics, was actually a 33 week baby pressing on all my parts and shooting out of my vagina very quickly. |
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Post by loony on May 26, 2017 20:56:13 GMT -6
Not exactly. I went into premature labor and what felt like the aftermath of the stomach flu/ resulting constipation due to anti-emetics, was actually a 33 week baby pressing on all my parts and shooting out of my vagina very quickly. But PinkFreud knows that story, so it was kind of a joke...I did in fact give myself an enema and I did in fact have a baby about two hours later. |
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Post by booarogue on May 26, 2017 21:14:13 GMT -6
Does thirdlove have nursing bras? Or does anywhere sell high quality nursing bras? My bra situation is horrible right now but I'm still nursing and will continue to be for probably another year. I have two awful motherhood nursing bras that are three years old. Nordstrom will convert any of their bras to nursing bras. It's an additional charge, obviously, but so worth it. They did my clasps upside down and the nearest one is an hour away so I had to make do with an expensive as Fuck bra that was a pita to deal with while nursing. Still holding a grudge. |
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Post by sing2phins on May 26, 2017 21:20:02 GMT -6
Nordstrom will convert any of their bras to nursing bras. It's an additional charge, obviously, but so worth it. They did my clasps upside down and the nearest one is an hour away so I had to make do with an expensive as Fuck bra that was a pita to deal with while nursing. Still holding a grudge. Did you call them? I'm positive they would have made it right. |
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May 26, 2017 21:43:40 GMT -6
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Post by enchanted on May 26, 2017 21:43:40 GMT -6
First few pages: lots of bra talk.
Skip to end to see where we are.
Butt sex.
Never change, my friends.
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Post by auburn on May 26, 2017 22:09:03 GMT -6
I think I'm just going to assign In Cold Blood for the next Parenting book club and then we will see how many people leave their shit unlocked. I'm so behind, but this is all I've been thinking as I read the thread! Noooo unlocked doors. They lived in a safe, small town where everyone knew everyone and the closest neighbor was a mile away. Bad news bears. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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May 27, 2017 4:45:53 GMT -6
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Post by nevertoomanyshoes on May 27, 2017 4:45:53 GMT -6
I learned this week that NoVa stands for Northern Virginia and not Nova Scotia. Huh. I learnt this just now. In my defence, I live many many kilometres away. |
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May 27, 2017 6:20:24 GMT -6
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 27, 2017 6:20:24 GMT -6
Not exactly. I went into premature labor and what felt like the aftermath of the stomach flu/ resulting constipation due to anti-emetics, was actually a 33 week baby pressing on all my parts and shooting out of my vagina very quickly. But PinkFreud knows that story, so it was kind of a joke...I did in fact give myself an enema and I did in fact have a baby about two hours later. Oh wow. I'm sorry that happened. |
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May 27, 2017 6:58:45 GMT -6
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Post by squeakyduck on May 27, 2017 6:58:45 GMT -6
I've been thinking of trying ThirdLove. Can you tell me why you love them so much? full disclosure my friend and his wife started the company, so I was partial to trying them out anyway. But for me, I want a functional bra that holds up my giant (now floppy boobs), has comfortable straps, doesn't ride up and has enough lining to cover my nips which have basically been at attention since I breastfed my first kid circa early 2012. So I tried ThirdLove because of my loyalty to my friend, and I ended up being beyond obsessed with the bra. It holds my boobies in place and is the best bra I've ever worn. Plus my nips aren't always showing but it's not like there is push-up padding which is a great compromise. The first one I got that I *thought* was the right size didn't fit at all. I returned it and then chatted with one of their fit specialists who was able to tell me the size/type I should try based on what I didn't like about the first one. I was super skeptical but, lo and behold, I'm hooked now. Can you tell them to expand their sizes then? They don't have a 30 dd in the push up and my droopy books need a push up. Nothing pisses me off more than bra companies preaching about getting measured and wearing the right size when they don't carry any more sizes than vs does. Women aren't wearing the wrong size because they can't be bothered, we do it because the only place we can find them is online for $70 each, so we settle. |
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May 27, 2017 7:06:44 GMT -6
Post by popcorn on May 27, 2017 7:06:44 GMT -6
Made it to the last page!
I don't lock my doors. We are contemplating getting the keypad locks though. We need to fix our doors/locks so we can actually get back into the house once we lock them!
I shower every day. I cannot stand the feel of prickly legs, so I shave my legs almost every day, too. I never go more than 2 days without shaving.
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May 27, 2017 7:36:13 GMT -6
Post by McBenny on May 27, 2017 7:36:13 GMT -6
PinkFreud the fact that you would want to commemorate that event with your avatar is  and  to me.
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May 27, 2017 11:46:30 GMT -6
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Post by PinkFreud on May 27, 2017 11:46:30 GMT -6
PinkFreud the fact that you would want to commemorate that event with your avatar is and to me. Not to commemorate. More like it makes me laugh everytime I see them because I think of how ridiculous the whole thing was. |
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May 27, 2017 17:24:58 GMT -6
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Post by copperboom on May 27, 2017 17:24:58 GMT -6
You're funny. I like you. Stick around, and we'll just Febreze you once in a while if we need to. Oh my God, as if I have not already overshared enough. I have a drier sheet addiction. On any given day you would find one in my pocket, in my purse and a whole box in my glove compartment. I am walking Bounce. Way behind, obviously, but I also used to carry around Bounce sheets Bc I read that they repelled bees. I'm terrified of bees. I would pull it out and wave it all around me when taking walks and there were bees or wasps around. I'm sure my neighbors thought I was totally normal. |
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Post by booarogue on May 30, 2017 12:08:47 GMT -6
They did my clasps upside down and the nearest one is an hour away so I had to make do with an expensive as Fuck bra that was a pita to deal with while nursing. Still holding a grudge. Did you call them? I'm positive they would have made it right. Just saw this. Yes I called and they said they were sorry and I'd have to bring it in. It was an hour away so I told them I couldn't do that 2+ times (once to bring it in for them to fix and once more to pick it up) with a tiny baby. They said that was the only way to get a refund/replacement. I've heard great things but I didn't receive great customer service. |
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Post by brookethecat on May 30, 2017 20:59:23 GMT -6
Is this where I confess I usually leave the shower curtain open (unless we have company) so no one can hide behind it? Me too |
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