Confess

[Sparkly]

May 26, 2017 5:20:42 GMT -6 GhoatMonket said:

May 26, 2017 5:16:06 GMT -6 Sparkly said:

I haven't done our taxes. We filed an extension as usual. I'm thinking of tarted around October 10th or so.

As usual? That is awful financial planning. Why would you continually pay penalties instead of getting you shit together in a timely manner?

That's why it's a confession. It is not much in the way of penalties if we don't owe much or send payments with the extension.

[GhoatMonket]

May 26, 2017 5:25:22 GMT -6 Sparkly said:

May 26, 2017 5:20:42 GMT -6 GhoatMonket said:

As usual? That is awful financial planning. Why would you continually pay penalties instead of getting you shit together in a timely manner?

That's why it's a confession. It is not much in the way of penalties if we don't owe much or send payments with the extension.

Or you could just file on time and not pay it at all.

[wednesday]

May 26, 2017 5:10:54 GMT -6 theseaword said:

We have this big alligator toy. Probably 6 ft long. I usually keep it on the top of DS's bunk bed.

Last night I came upstairs and the alligator was on the floor of his room, peaking around the corner out into the hallway.

Now, did DS move him to be funny? I'm sure.

But I still moved the alligator into my bedroom. If it was going to come alive and eat my kid, it would have to go through me first.

You're a good mom for sacrificing yourself like that!
My husband and I are in the middle of a prank war involving our dd's largest stuffed animal. It's just tall enough to look like a person if you're coming around a corner in the dark

[butterfly]

May 26, 2017 5:14:59 GMT -6 pesto said:

May 26, 2017 4:58:06 GMT -6 butterfly said:

There's laundry that's been sitting in my dryer for almost a week now. When I think of it, I'll refresh but leave it there. Same thing next day.

I would be drowning in laundry if I didn't do it for a week.

HA HA, I am. There's been a whole lot of sick and very little sleep over in our house this week.

[jrun2013]

May 26, 2017 5:08:28 GMT -6 ouiserboudreaux said:

I also only have one real bra in rotation. I've been pregnant and/or nursing for the last 2.5 years. It's all that fits me right now. But I also rarely wear it.

So I have all these bras that don't fit and likely never will again just chillin in my closet because idk what to do with them.

Yes! I have about seven great bras in my closet from before my first kid that I can't wear and now I only have two in rotation.


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[jojo]

Add me to the one bra club. My post nursing boobs are...not great. I hand wash it every few days at night, hang to dry, put back on in the morning.

[coconutbacon]

May 26, 2017 5:08:28 GMT -6 ouiserboudreaux said:

I also only have one real bra in rotation. I've been pregnant and/or nursing for the last 2.5 years. It's all that fits me right now. But I also rarely wear it.

So I have all these bras that don't fit and likely never will again just chillin in my closet because idk what to do with them.

Kon Marie those and treat yourself to some new ones that fit!


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[prettypitties]

May 26, 2017 3:51:50 GMT -6 @winomite said:

I was down to one bra for about 2 weeks.

This is me right now.  Bra shopping is on the list this weekend.

[hotcuppa]

Ds1: Mama, there is a bone in your room. It makes noise. It buzzes.

FFC: DS1 found my vibrator. 😳


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[thechickencoop]

May 26, 2017 5:38:09 GMT -6 @ctg30 said:

I own like seven or eight bras and I wash them after every wear. Always hang to dry though, never put a bra in the dryer.

Woah. After every single wear???!!!! But...ok. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

[thechickencoop]

May 26, 2017 5:39:52 GMT -6 hotcuppa said:

Ds1: Mama, there is a bone in your room. It makes noise. It buzzes.

FFC: DS1 found my vibrator. 😳


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

OMG.

[harvestmoon]

I like Natori bras, but add me to the group that's nursing/weaning. I'm almost done weaning DS and tried on bras yesterday. I had to gather up my sad breasts like they were pizza dough or something to stuff them into the bras. I'd love to get a lift someday.

[reddelicious]

I own several bras, but only wear one of them. I go bra-less or wear a sports bra when I wash (but I usually just try to do it in the evenings).

I work in a pretty laid back, casual office. Today I am pushing the comfort factor with a baseball hat since it's been 5 days since I washed my hair and dry shampoo wasn't cutting it today.


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[prettypitties]

May 26, 2017 5:43:32 GMT -6 @ctg30 said:

I am also the type of person who showers every single day and sometimes twice a day in the summer. Bed sheets get washed every week here on Sundays religiously. I just can't function if I go an entire day without a shower, even on weekends I shower right after we finish breakfast.

Same, I shower 2x/day almost every day.  I need one in the AM to wake up and in the evening to relax and so I'm fresh and clean when I put my PJs on.  

[notmycircus]

I faked sleep last night to avoid having sex, even though I had sent sexy emoji texts to my H all day.

I am that annoying.

[reddelicious]

May 26, 2017 5:43:32 GMT -6 @ctg30 said:

I am also the type of person who showers every single day and sometimes twice a day in the summer. Bed sheets get washed every week here on Sundays religiously. I just can't function if I go an entire day without a shower, even on weekends I shower right after we finish breakfast.

I love clean bed sheets. I sometimes change them twice a week just to feel the crispness.


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[yummeecookee]

I just went through all my bras this week and got rid of a few that fit poorly. I have about 10, but only wear about 3 on regular rotation.

[klw]

I'm off from work today. DH was supposed to be off too. And we planned on doing some yard work. I hate yardwork, but it needs to be done. But there is an issue he needs to take care of today. He'll be working from home, but now DD and I can have a fun day. Right now the plan is to bake muffins, paint her toes and play outside.

[reddelicious]

May 26, 2017 5:46:43 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

I faked sleep last night to avoid having sex, even though I had sent sexy emoji texts to my H all day.

I am that annoying.

Have done. Will probably do it again.
I want sex mostly mornings and afternoon, by bedtime I am totally not interested any more. My husband hates it.


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[elephantastic]

May 26, 2017 5:18:17 GMT -6 lupineaura said:

I don't mean to be, but I'm one of those weirdos at the gym who is sometimes lip syncing to music while running on then treadmill. Sometimes I throw in a beat or two of air drum.

I usually try to contain myself but sometimes I can't help it.

I get you.

[hotcuppa]

I haven't worn a non nursing bra or anything with an underwire in a long time. I can't wait to bra shop once DS2 is weaned.

[elephantastic]

Bedtime sex sucks unless I've been drinking. I just want to sleep. But if I wake up from a dream at 3am... wake up H! Morning is the best time. Luckily he DGAF.

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May 26, 2017 5:39:52 GMT -6 hotcuppa said:

Ds1: Mama, there is a bone in your room. It makes noise. It buzzes.

FFC: DS1 found my vibrator. 😳


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Formerly known as katechristine

[sweptaway]

Add me to the one bra club. It's nude. I don't wear white anyway. And I have one threadbare sports bra I wear for sweaty activities or on Saturday nights when my good bra is hang drying.

I buy a $20 bra on amazon, wearit for 3 or 4 months until the underwire breaks, then repeat. I'm cheap. And I have a hard to find in stores size.

[hawkward]

I'm going to make Iowa food today. There will be pictures. You're all welcome in advance.

[thankfully]

Last weekend I got parent-shamed by a cop mom at little league for letting my 4.5 year old go to the playground by himself for a little while. I froze and had nothing of substance to say. I don't feel like I did anything wrong and I still feel the heat in my cheeks when I think about it. Ugh.

[elephantastic]

The only color bra you need is nude.

**unless you want something fanceh for sex.

[ftwr]

I have never owned a white bra other than a sports bra. I wear black only and just recently bought a nude one. I wear tank tops under every shirt anyway so the black doesn't show through.

[sweptaway]

Best sex time is immediately after ds is in bed. I haven't sat down yet so I'm not too lazy to do anything. If H tried to wake me up at 3am for sex I'd probably punch him in the nuts

[RunsforWineandCarbs]

i only have 2 bras. that don't fit right. i hate bra shopping. i can't find the right fit. they are expensive. and the last 3 times i tried to get help to be sized they didn't have anyone who "knew how". So i rotate the 2 that don't fit absolutely right. now i feel like i need to go find a bra this weekend.