Confess

[elephantastic]

May 26, 2017 6:28:21 GMT -6 silverspoon said:

May 26, 2017 6:20:56 GMT -6 @kaybee said:

VS bras are the worst.

They are all I wear. The PINK t-shirt bras to be exact.

I've never gotten up the nerve to get actually fitted for a bra because I think they'll tell me I'm a AA and why even bother (I know, they wouldn't really say that). I refuse to go braless though.

+1. I love them.

[jfresh]

May 26, 2017 6:14:28 GMT -6 clairefraser said:

DH and I haven't had sex in over 2 months.

I know there are probably reasons, but as someone who hasn't had sex in almost two years....girl get it in while you can. 

[thatgolfb]

May 26, 2017 6:00:55 GMT -6 HilarityEnsued said:

May 26, 2017 4:56:30 GMT -6 mamascarlett said:

How does that work exactly? What about if you are wearing white or black top? What about wash days?

It's a nude bra so it works underneath everything.

Also on wash day I wear some shitty old nursing sleeping bra while I wait. A weekend bra if you will.

But washing..
Is not that frequent

Should have just waited and +1 this. I should realize HE speaks for me on most things.

[sing2phins]

May 26, 2017 5:08:28 GMT -6 ouiserboudreaux said:

I also only have one real bra in rotation. I've been pregnant and/or nursing for the last 2.5 years. It's all that fits me right now. But I also rarely wear it.

So I have all these bras that don't fit and likely never will again just chillin in my closet because idk what to do with them.

My life, you know it.

[notmycircus]

And another confession, evidently I am not as funny as I think I am.

Seriously? not only would the water be dirty but it would also be lukewarm at best, and who does that?

[thatgolfb]

Except cream top milk because I am gagging just thinking about it.

[tinyjoys]

May 26, 2017 6:12:51 GMT -6 ouiserboudreaux said:

Is this where I confess that I am terrible about doing things for myself? I'm getting my hair done tomorrow for the first time in 13mos. I'm too worried about everyone else and neglect my own life jacket.

Oh, hey again life twin. 

[tinyjoys]

May 26, 2017 6:13:25 GMT -6 ouiserboudreaux said:

So. With that. I will also be ordering bras this weekend. Hold me accountable, y'all, so the guilt doesn't set in.

Nordstrom! And actually, Kohls. The one closest to us, by Lowes & the good Target, has a really good selection in store.

[joybaby]

May 26, 2017 6:31:23 GMT -6 reddelicious said:

May 26, 2017 6:23:49 GMT -6 joybaby said:

I ordered two True&Co bras on presale. They look amazing, and I have very high hopes!

Not the naked one or whatever? I ordered that one all excited. NOPE. 
I do love the lounge bra - it is the one bra I wear.

I did a True body scoop neck, and a v neck 😬

[thatgolfb]

I have to wear an underwire if I am at work. It would look very unprofessional if I didn't. These puppies need one. UO, I don't usually mind underwire, and I didn't mind it in my nursing bra when I was pumping.

[Betweenthelines]

May 26, 2017 6:25:52 GMT -6 jojo said:

I just got on the train and realized I was still wearing the little booties that they make you wear to go into the infant room at daycare. The embarrassment, I have it.

I've done this some many times. A few of those times while walking the streets of Brooklyn. 

[yoginikiki]

May 26, 2017 6:26:51 GMT -6 claudia said:

We are considering moving, so I keep looking at houses on Zillow and saving ones I'm interested in. Then when they e-mail me that the house sold, I get really irrationally irritated even though we're not sure we're even moving, nor do we have our house on the market.

Hello life twin.  We are working on getting our house ready to list and every day I yell at MH "Another one is gone....we are going to have nothing to buy if we don't get this shit sold!!!"  He rolls his eyes hard at least twice a day.

[jfresh]

Hard pass to bathing in someone's dirty shower water

[Betweenthelines]

May 26, 2017 6:29:13 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

May 26, 2017 5:57:21 GMT -6 @blanche said:

Do you know how water wasteful that is?

Not if you have a shower/tub combo. One showers with the drain closed the next bathes in the used water.  Viola, we are conservationists.

[sweptaway]

May 26, 2017 6:35:16 GMT -6 Betweenthelines said:

May 26, 2017 6:25:52 GMT -6 jojo said:

I just got on the train and realized I was still wearing the little booties that they make you wear to go into the infant room at daycare. The embarrassment, I have it.

I've done this some many times. A few of those times while walking the streets of Brooklyn. 

That seems like a pretty appropriate use of shoe covers actually

[ouiserboudreaux]

May 26, 2017 6:34:30 GMT -6 tinyjoys said:

May 26, 2017 6:13:25 GMT -6 ouiserboudreaux said:

So. With that. I will also be ordering bras this weekend. Hold me accountable, y'all, so the guilt doesn't set in.

Nordstrom! And actually, Kohls. The one closest to us, by Lowes & the good Target, has a really good selection in store.

I'm a 30H. Lolsob😭

[pianolove]

May 26, 2017 6:33:18 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

And another confession, evidently I am not as funny as I think I am.

Seriously? not only would the water be dirty but it would also be lukewarm at best, and who does that?

I read your post with a dry sense of humor scent to it, I thought it was funny but wasn't sure because I'm new here lol.

And I love the phrase "not my monkey not my circus" so that means you have an A+ sn

[Ee]

I really need new bras. After all the change in boob sizes over the past few years from pregnancy, breastfeeding, weight gain/loss I only have one that fits. And it only sort of fits. BUT I haven't had a job in over 2 years and I haven't wanted to spend the money on new bras.

When I start my new job in July I'm going crazy and getting a new, nice bra wardrobe.

[frantastic]

May 26, 2017 6:07:28 GMT -6 pearbear said:

I also only have 2 real bras, one nude one gray. They do not fit correctly at all, but I have had zero luck in finding bras that fit my post-nursing boobs. I also admit to washing them...not all that often.

Go to Nordstrom on the eastern side of our metro area.  Get fitted.  Buy a couple.  And then go across the street to Nordstrom Rack and stock up on the same sizes/brands that you bought at Nordstrom. 

I did this last year and my boobs are so much happier. 

[Pizzaslut]

May 26, 2017 6:29:13 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

May 26, 2017 5:57:21 GMT -6 @blanche said:

Do you know how water wasteful that is?

Not if you have a shower/tub combo. One showers with the drain closed the next bathes in the used water.  Viola, we are conservationists.

I haven't finished but please tell me this is joke. SOMEONE BATHES IN USED WATER?!

[shadows]

May 26, 2017 6:28:21 GMT -6 silverspoon said:

May 26, 2017 6:20:56 GMT -6 @kaybee said:

VS bras are the worst.

They are all I wear. The PINK t-shirt bras to be exact.

I've never gotten up the nerve to get actually fitted for a bra because I think they'll tell me I'm a AA and why even bother (I know, they wouldn't really say that). I refuse to go braless though.

This is me. I really am a AA, though, and it is hard to find anything not made for preteens.

[leo91]

May 26, 2017 6:34:59 GMT -6 scoutboo said:

Since surgery I've been wearing these glorious and sinfully ugly pull over jockey "bras." I've been wearing underwire since I was 12. It's like a religious experience these days.

Confession: my neighbors Trump sign (that was still up) blew into the street. They were outside doing yard work and seemed disinclined to pick it up. It was there when I left to take kids to school and there when I got back.

The combo of Trump and littering got to me. I purposefully drove over it, while maintaining eye contact with the dude. I had to go to the wrong side of the road to do it.

I was wearing an HRC shirt.

My H despairs of me.

ILY

[sterling]

May 26, 2017 6:36:39 GMT -6 HilarityEnsued said:

May 26, 2017 6:33:21 GMT -6 thatgolfb said:

Except cream top milk because I am gagging just thinking about it.

But I confess that I have actually shied away from the cream top milk lately because it doesn't keep as long and while I do think it tastes better, it's $9/gallon and the one that is $5/gallon is just as good.

It better burn calories for me at $9/gallon.

[Bluebird]

May 26, 2017 6:30:54 GMT -6 sweptaway said:

May 26, 2017 6:28:24 GMT -6 Bluebird said:

Yesterday I was working with my new young, male employees and he was telling me about some weekend plans to go to the river.

As I was leaving the office, I said, "Have fun on the river and don't forget sunscreen!" What am I, his mother?

Haha. I work with a super cute guy 10 years younger than I am and I always say the dumbest shit. Yesterday I was telling him how I was caught up on all the podcasts I listen too and I didn't know what to listen to on my commute now. Uh. Ok.

Oh god, I basically did that this week too! I borrowed his charger because my battery was low since I'd been listening to podcasts all day. He asked what I was listening to, and I mentioned the Richard Simmons one, then had to explain who Richard Simmons is! 😂

[bobyn]

May 26, 2017 6:29:13 GMT -6 notmycircus said:

May 26, 2017 5:57:21 GMT -6 @blanche said:

Do you know how water wasteful that is?

Not if you have a shower/tub combo. One showers with the drain closed the next bathes in the used water.  Viola, we are conservationists.

WUT.

[northernlghts]

When I am home by myself and I sneeze, I'm always slightly afraid someone is going to say "Bless you". I also don't go into the basement at night when I'm home alone. I'm such a wimp.

[sing2phins]

May 26, 2017 6:08:03 GMT -6 zoeylucy said:

MH has a coffee mug with the saying "Zero Fucks Given". He doesn't typically use it, but we've broken several mugs lately and the rest we're in the dishwasher. He used it last night.

Anyway, DS came downstairs and started sounding out the words on the mug. He already knew "Zero" as it is the name of our dog.

So yesterday, I watched my 5 year old sound out "Fuck".

That mug is now in the cupboard, and staying there.

My 3.5yo daughter's daycare teacher pulled me aside Tuesday morning at drop-off to tell me that she "said the F word twice yesterday." I was mortified, but not surprised. I've caught her marching around the kitchen saying, "fucking assholes" to no one in particular. I asked her where she learned that, and she named another little girl in her class (LOL), but we know the truth.

I still haven't told DH what the teacher said because I know he will blame me. He curses, too, but not as much as I do around the kids. I'm working on it.

[elephantastic]

May 26, 2017 6:34:59 GMT -6 scoutboo said:

Since surgery I've been wearing these glorious and sinfully ugly pull over jockey "bras." I've been wearing underwire since I was 12. It's like a religious experience these days.

Confession: my neighbors Trump sign (that was still up) blew into the street. They were outside doing yard work and seemed disinclined to pick it up. It was there when I left to take kids to school and there when I got back.

The combo of Trump and littering got to me. I purposefully drove over it, while maintaining eye contact with the dude. I had to go to the wrong side of the road to do it.

I was wearing an HRC shirt.

My H despairs of me.

My mental picture:

[northernlghts]

I've never hand washed a bra and I throw them in the dryer.

[boycebear]

29 God damn notifications for this thread just gave me a panic attack lol.