mack
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Post by mack on Sept 7, 2018 6:42:12 GMT -6
Oh.
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Post by SweetPotato on Sept 7, 2018 6:45:53 GMT -6
After seeing the name in multiple threads I finally googled who Loki is
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Post by sheilathetank on Sept 7, 2018 6:46:03 GMT -6
When they announced Burt Reynolds died I completely thought they were referring to Tom Selleck.
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Post by pearbear on Sept 7, 2018 6:47:42 GMT -6
When they announced Burt Reynolds died I completely thought they were referring to Tom Selleck. Me too! Me three. I even texted MH saying "oh no, Monica's bf on friends died!"
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Post by sheilathetank on Sept 7, 2018 6:48:24 GMT -6
When they announced Burt Reynolds died I completely thought they were referring to Tom Selleck. Me too! If you were to hold up a picture of either one I wouldn't be able to tell you which is which. I even spent a good while googling and I still can't.
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joy
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Post by joy on Sept 7, 2018 6:49:47 GMT -6
Burt Reynolds is not Tom Selleck. Oh my god. Lol.
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mack
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Post by mack on Sept 7, 2018 6:50:06 GMT -6
I actually have one.
On Sunday I went to a pool party. I was on the tail end of my period so I put in a tampon. I was hanging out in the pool when I felt something in my bikini bottom. I reached down to see what it was and was horrified when I realized that it was my tampon. The water had caused it to come loose and expand to a balloon size. I had to waddle with my legs closed across half the pool and then across the pool deck to the bathroom so it wouldn't come out of my bathing suit bottom.
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Post by joy on Sept 7, 2018 6:51:00 GMT -6
I actually have one. On Sunday I went to a pool party. I was on the tail end of my period so I put in a tampon. I was hanging out in the pool when I felt something in my bikini bottom. I reached down to see what it was and was horrified when I realized that it was my tampon. The water had caused it to come loose and expand to a balloon size. I had to waddle with my legs closed across half the pool and then across the pool deck to the bathroom so it wouldn't come out of my bathing suit bottom. 😳😳😳
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Post by sheilathetank on Sept 7, 2018 6:51:41 GMT -6
Burt Reynolds is not Tom Selleck. Oh my god. Lol.
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joy
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Post by joy on Sept 7, 2018 6:52:47 GMT -6
Burt Reynolds is not Tom Selleck. Oh my god. Lol. I guess I grew up watching both of them consistently acting. I’m old.
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Post by SweetPotato on Sept 7, 2018 6:52:47 GMT -6
I actually have one. On Sunday I went to a pool party. I was on the tail end of my period so I put in a tampon. I was hanging out in the pool when I felt something in my bikini bottom. I reached down to see what it was and was horrified when I realized that it was my tampon. The water had caused it to come loose and expand to a balloon size. I had to waddle with my legs closed across half the pool and then across the pool deck to the bathroom so it wouldn't come out of my bathing suit bottom. HOOOOWWW did you not feel that happening?
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Post by justbecause on Sept 7, 2018 6:53:05 GMT -6
If Tom Selleck died, I’d know because my mom would be upset.
Magnum PI is fine. Bandit died.
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Post by spicysalmonroll on Sept 7, 2018 6:53:38 GMT -6
I only know Burt from The Longest Yard... the remake with Adam Sandler, not the one Burt was originally the star of... lol
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Post by GhoatMonket on Sept 7, 2018 6:55:03 GMT -6
Burt Reynolds is not Tom Selleck. Oh my god. Lol. Bandit and Magnum PI are not one.
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Post by ladybrienne on Sept 7, 2018 6:55:22 GMT -6
Burt Reynolds is not Tom Selleck. Oh my god. Lol.
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Post by ladybrienne on Sept 7, 2018 6:56:05 GMT -6
I actually have one. On Sunday I went to a pool party. I was on the tail end of my period so I put in a tampon. I was hanging out in the pool when I felt something in my bikini bottom. I reached down to see what it was and was horrified when I realized that it was my tampon. The water had caused it to come loose and expand to a balloon size. I had to waddle with my legs closed across half the pool and then across the pool deck to the bathroom so it wouldn't come out of my bathing suit bottom. My.Gosh.
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Post by GhoatMonket on Sept 7, 2018 6:57:08 GMT -6
Burt Reynolds is not Tom Selleck. Oh my god. Lol. RIP Turd Ferguson.
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Post by ripper on Sept 7, 2018 6:58:13 GMT -6
I actually have one. On Sunday I went to a pool party. I was on the tail end of my period so I put in a tampon. I was hanging out in the pool when I felt something in my bikini bottom. I reached down to see what it was and was horrified when I realized that it was my tampon. The water had caused it to come loose and expand to a balloon size. I had to waddle with my legs closed across half the pool and then across the pool deck to the bathroom so it wouldn't come out of my bathing suit bottom. I have been victim of this too, but maybe not in the embarrassing way it happened to you. It’s the tampon technology of making the string draw moisture up into the tampon that does this. I find peeing with a tampon in to also be problematic.
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Post by brux on Sept 7, 2018 6:58:31 GMT -6
Cher has a gaping butthole and Mack has a gaping vagina.
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Post by spicysalmonroll on Sept 7, 2018 7:00:32 GMT -6
I actually have one. On Sunday I went to a pool party. I was on the tail end of my period so I put in a tampon. I was hanging out in the pool when I felt something in my bikini bottom. I reached down to see what it was and was horrified when I realized that it was my tampon. The water had caused it to come loose and expand to a balloon size. I had to waddle with my legs closed across half the pool and then across the pool deck to the bathroom so it wouldn't come out of my bathing suit bottom. I have been victim of this too, but maybe not in the embarrassing way it happened to you. It’s the tampon technology of making the string draw moisture up into the tampon that does this. I find peeing with a tampon in to also be problematic. ugh I could always pee with it in before birth. Now, no amount of kegels hold it in for peeing. sad
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Post by sheilathetank on Sept 7, 2018 7:03:14 GMT -6
I actually have one. On Sunday I went to a pool party. I was on the tail end of my period so I put in a tampon. I was hanging out in the pool when I felt something in my bikini bottom. I reached down to see what it was and was horrified when I realized that it was my tampon. The water had caused it to come loose and expand to a balloon size. I had to waddle with my legs closed across half the pool and then across the pool deck to the bathroom so it wouldn't come out of my bathing suit bottom. I have been victim of this too, but maybe not in the embarrassing way it happened to you. It’s the tampon technology of making the string draw moisture up into the tampon that does this. I find peeing with a tampon in to also be problematic. you don't tuck the string in so it doesn't get wet?
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Sept 7, 2018 7:03:31 GMT -6
Hello. My confession, based on my jam session on my commute this morning, is that I really like the song "No Excuses" by Megan Trainor. More broadly, my taste in music is unabashedly cheesy pop tartish. I have it too 🤷🏻♀️
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Post by gimmeaQ on Sept 7, 2018 7:03:44 GMT -6
I have been victim of this too, but maybe not in the embarrassing way it happened to you. It’s the tampon technology of making the string draw moisture up into the tampon that does this. I find peeing with a tampon in to also be problematic. ugh I could always pee with it in before birth. Now, no amount of kegels hold it in for peeing. sad Yes. Sometimes even a good sneeze ruins everything. Thanks a LOT, 10lb babies...
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Post by mack on Sept 7, 2018 7:04:03 GMT -6
I just cannot think too much about Mack's tampon situ. Shan't. Just drown the thought out with your shitty pop music.
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Post by joy on Sept 7, 2018 7:04:09 GMT -6
I have been victim of this too, but maybe not in the embarrassing way it happened to you. It’s the tampon technology of making the string draw moisture up into the tampon that does this. I find peeing with a tampon in to also be problematic. ugh I could always pee with it in before birth. Now, no amount of kegels hold it in for peeing. sad Tampons fall out when you pee now?! My gosh. I’m sorry.
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Post by gimmeaQ on Sept 7, 2018 7:04:20 GMT -6
oh good, top.
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mack
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Post by mack on Sept 7, 2018 7:05:51 GMT -6
Just drown the thought out with your shitty pop music. Actual video of you dancing
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Post by ripper on Sept 7, 2018 7:06:25 GMT -6
I have been victim of this too, but maybe not in the embarrassing way it happened to you. It’s the tampon technology of making the string draw moisture up into the tampon that does this. I find peeing with a tampon in to also be problematic. you don't tuck the string in so it doesn't get wet? Sure. But it seems not to make a difference when I’m in the pool and moving around wildly (I actually swim around and play with my kid and stuff)
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Post by Cher on Sept 7, 2018 7:07:14 GMT -6
When you all have butt sex with me, you’re going to see how tight everything is. Boy will you be sorry.
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Post by rachydc on Sept 7, 2018 7:08:58 GMT -6
Cher has a gaping butthole and Mack has a gaping vagina.
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