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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 15, 2018 13:28:10 GMT -6
I keep telling myself it's baby poop. Like no adult would do that right? RIGHT? WTAF? A child shit on that seat. Yup. My psyche needs this. I wish I could say yeah totes but I told you guys how I found poop pellets on the floor outside the bathroom at my adult office once. I still have all those theories and I think I’ve nailed down a few suspects.
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Post by inthekitty on Jun 15, 2018 13:28:12 GMT -6
Yup. I liked the “no nonsense” parenting style mentioned earlier. I think that’s what I am. Maybe to a fault. Like I just laugh and say no. We laugh and sing “You can’t always get what you want” to DS if he starts whining about not getting his way. He’s destined to grow up hating the Stones. Ugh. My dad used to sing that to us and I hated it and still hate the Stones to this day. But I should add my dad was a total dick who gave us little of nothing, but he grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth never having to want for anything so that added to my disgust.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 13:40:42 GMT -6
DH has a serial non-flusher at his office and they are playing a game of whodunnit now. Adult humans are disgusting.
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ripper
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Post by ripper on Jun 15, 2018 13:40:49 GMT -6
My confession is that I put my car a/c on while I have the windows down.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 15, 2018 13:40:57 GMT -6
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Post by elle on Jun 15, 2018 13:44:30 GMT -6
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Post by McBenny on Jun 15, 2018 13:46:46 GMT -6
I keep telling myself it's baby poop. Like no adult would do that right? RIGHT? WTAF? A child shit on that seat. Yup. My psyche needs this. It was a grown bitch. Grown nasty bitch.
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Post by McBenny on Jun 15, 2018 13:47:41 GMT -6
Please let me know the GoFund Me details so I may contribute to getting Vegan’s new leg. I am checking now with Vocational Rehabilitation to see if they would cover her prosthetic.
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Post by thatgolfb on Jun 15, 2018 13:48:03 GMT -6
I have read the word mitigate more today than the rest of my life combined.
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Post by McBenny on Jun 15, 2018 13:49:21 GMT -6
OMG to shit on yourself is horrible.
To have someone else's shit on you...wow.
Don't you look before you sit?
I guess that answer is obvi.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 13:52:17 GMT -6
OMG to shit on yourself is horrible. To have someone else's shit on you...wow. Don't you look before you sit? I guess that answer is obvi. Girl, trust I will never be in such a rush that I don't look again. I typically look but this postpartum bladder is not trying to hold pee any longer than necessary. My right leg is no longer speaking to me and I will likely need a skin transplant after my scrub down.
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Post by GhoatMonket on Jun 15, 2018 13:54:16 GMT -6
OMG to shit on yourself is horrible. To have someone else's shit on you...wow. Don't you look before you sit? I guess that answer is obvi. Maybe she was pulling her romper to the side. You don't know.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 13:55:53 GMT -6
OMG to shit on yourself is horrible. To have someone else's shit on you...wow. Don't you look before you sit? I guess that answer is obvi. Maybe she was pulling her romper to the side. You don't know. I would have had better luck if that was the case. Romper puller HAS to be a squater no?
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Post by Lord Disick on Jun 15, 2018 13:59:49 GMT -6
This thread is unsalvageable.
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 15, 2018 14:01:29 GMT -6
OMG to shit on yourself is horrible. To have someone else's shit on you...wow. Don't you look before you sit? I guess that answer is obvi. Girl, trust I will never be in such a rush that I don't look again. I typically look but this postpartum bladder is not trying to hold pee any longer than necessary. My right leg is no longer speaking to me and I will likely need a skin transplant after my scrub down. I keep thinking of that scene in ace Ventura where he learns einhorn is Finkel and he lights his clothes on fire and cries in the shower. Lol. Sorry 😬
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tater
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Post by tater on Jun 15, 2018 14:03:02 GMT -6
DH has a serial non-flusher at his office and they are playing a game of whodunnit now. Adult humans are disgusting. I did not read that well the first time and thought you were admitting that your DH was a serial non-flusher. I was clutching my pearls until I read it for the third time.
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Post by Yogurt on Jun 15, 2018 14:03:32 GMT -6
Maybe she was pulling her romper to the side. You don't know. I would have had better luck if that was the case. Romper puller HAS to be a squater no? Wait, so in the romper side pull, is your romper clad bottom sitting on the toilet seat or is it a hover situation? Gosh, I would feel weird with my clothed bottom on a pubic toilet seat I think. So many things I've never considered before.
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Post by thatgolfb on Jun 15, 2018 14:04:25 GMT -6
My confession is that I put my car a/c on while I have the windows down. I sometimes put my living room AC on even when the sliding door is open. *We have solar panels and we create more energy than we make so we don't actually have an electricity bill. That part makes it less scandalous.
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Post by rvasc on Jun 15, 2018 14:04:45 GMT -6
I’ve read the last few pages, but I’m going to keep it moving.
I got my husband an instant pot for Father’s Day.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 14:05:37 GMT -6
I would have had better luck if that was the case. Romper puller HAS to be a squater no? Wait, so in the romper side pull, is your romper clad bottom sitting on the toilet seat or is it a hover situation? Gosh, I would feel weird with my clothed bottom on a pubic toilet seat I think. So many things I've never considered before. That's what I'm sayin. Romper puller has to be a hover situation. I can't imagine it as a sit down experience.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 14:06:16 GMT -6
I’ve read the last few pages, but I’m going to keep it moving. I got my husband an instant pot for Father’s Day. Did he want one?
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ripper
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Post by ripper on Jun 15, 2018 14:06:57 GMT -6
My other confession is that my Spotify app on my desktop wasn’t working and I called IT to have it fixed. The guy who answered my call kind of laughed and wtf to me, but he did fix it.
I need music to work, ok??
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Post by Yogurt on Jun 15, 2018 14:07:17 GMT -6
Wait, so in the romper side pull, is your romper clad bottom sitting on the toilet seat or is it a hover situation? Gosh, I would feel weird with my clothed bottom on a pubic toilet seat I think. So many things I've never considered before. That's what I'm sayin. Romper puller has to be a hover situation. I can't imagine it as a sit down experience. Imagine if you had sat down for a side pull and then had a shit romper. My gosh.
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Post by rvasc on Jun 15, 2018 14:08:45 GMT -6
I’ve read the last few pages, but I’m going to keep it moving. I got my husband an instant pot for Father’s Day. Did he want one? I think so? But I’m not sure. He’s mentioned it before, but maybe that was just thinking out loud.
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Post by leatherpants on Jun 15, 2018 14:09:55 GMT -6
RIP Vegan. I’ll miss you.
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Post by rayann on Jun 15, 2018 14:15:21 GMT -6
I just went to the bathroom. I was doing the potty dance and basically ran in. I am sitting there and something smells and I am like wtf... I look down... AND THERE WAS POOP ON THE SEATTHE ONE I WAS SITTING ONand much to my fucking horror IT WAS ON MY LEGSOMEONE ELSES POOP WAS ON MY LEGexcuse me while I go set myself on fire.This gives new meaning to the stanky legg
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Post by tater on Jun 15, 2018 14:19:53 GMT -6
I bought MH socks with his face on them and they say "Best Dad in the Galaxy"
He will love them because the man loves some funky socks.
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Jun 15, 2018 14:20:07 GMT -6
I’m going to get drunk by my pool I’ll see you bitches later. I want to be you right now my gosh. The guy with the beard is indeed my son. 😩
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Post by angelashly on Jun 15, 2018 14:31:01 GMT -6
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Post by helenahhandbasket on Jun 15, 2018 15:07:40 GMT -6
Last week I had lunch out with my one co-worker friend. She has a 12 year old DD that goes to school a few blocks from the office, and sometimes the girl comes here after class and sits in an empty office to do homework. (co worker is a single mom, so the boss allows it). So we go to lunch, and then co-worker tells me that she has to swing by to pick up her kid because she had a half day. OK cool. Kid gets in the car. 30 Seconds pass, and it smells like a fart, but I don't say anything. Co worker asks, "kid, did you fart?" Kid says no I didn't (she did) and now co worker thinks I did. I obviously wasn't going to call her kid out for lying, but I wanted to say IT WASN'T ME EITHER!!! Instead co worker shrugged, said "no big deal, it's natural" and we rode back to the office in silence. I am really killing it at work. I'm pretty sure she knew it was her kid... Let's go with this.
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