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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 13:03:41 GMT -6
I just went to the bathroom. I was doing the potty dance and basically ran in. I am sitting there and something smells and I am like wtf... I look down... AND THERE WAS POOP ON THE SEATTHE ONE I WAS SITTING ONand much to my fucking horror IT WAS ON MY LEGSOMEONE ELSES POOP WAS ON MY LEGexcuse me while I go set myself on fire.Sorry you're going to Have to cut your leg off. The skin is gone. I then doused the raw under layer of skin in hand sanitizer.
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brux
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Post by brux on Jun 15, 2018 13:03:46 GMT -6
I have died, Vegan.
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Post by imapenguin on Jun 15, 2018 13:03:52 GMT -6
Hey you guys let me hang out here even after I told you what I did to my Barbie dolls. So, yeah. I had almost forgotten about this. You know, you may consider addressing the cat food thing sooner rather than later considering the family history.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 13:04:22 GMT -6
TODAY IS MY LAST DAY HERE. I am dying. Like such a "bye bitch".
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 15, 2018 13:04:34 GMT -6
I just went to the bathroom. I was doing the potty dance and basically ran in. I am sitting there and something smells and I am like wtf... I look down... AND THERE WAS POOP ON THE SEATTHE ONE I WAS SITTING ONand much to my fucking horror IT WAS ON MY LEGSOMEONE ELSES POOP WAS ON MY LEGexcuse me while I go set myself on fire.I think you need to set it on fire and then cut it off.
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Post by miawallace on Jun 15, 2018 13:04:36 GMT -6
Perfect time to bleach your leg
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Post by justbecause on Jun 15, 2018 13:04:40 GMT -6
I see @vegan has it covered and brought it back to poop like usual. Well done.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 13:04:54 GMT -6
I shouted. And there were lots of FUCK FUCK FUCK. I almost ran out pants down and out of this building.
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Post by heybulldog on Jun 15, 2018 13:04:58 GMT -6
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 15, 2018 13:05:31 GMT -6
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Post by Bubblegum on Jun 15, 2018 13:05:32 GMT -6
Hey you guys let me hang out here even after I told you what I did to my Barbie dolls. So, yeah. I must have missed this. What did you do?
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 15, 2018 13:05:53 GMT -6
So no one has a foot fetish? Vegan has actual poop on her leg, have some respect, my gosh. We will get to you shortly, maybe.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 13:06:15 GMT -6
I keep telling myself it's baby poop. Like no adult would do that right? RIGHT? WTAF? A child shit on that seat. Yup. My psyche needs this.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 13:06:43 GMT -6
So no one has a foot fetish? Vegan has actual poop on her leg, have some respect, my gosh. We will get to you shortly, maybe. This has killed me dead. I am crying tears.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 13:06:58 GMT -6
Baby formula is like sweetened condensed milk but in powder form. It's not even in the same league as cat food. Cat food is like salty crackers.
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cribs
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Post by cribs on Jun 15, 2018 13:07:03 GMT -6
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Post by angelashly on Jun 15, 2018 13:07:54 GMT -6
I just went to the bathroom. I was doing the potty dance and basically ran in. I am sitting there and something smells and I am like wtf... I look down...
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 15, 2018 13:07:59 GMT -6
Hey you guys let me hang out here even after I told you what I did to my Barbie dolls. So, yeah. I must have missed this. What did you do? I may or may not have used to play "dead barbies." This consisted of taking their clothes off, ripping off their heads, and hanging them by their feet from my Barbie Dream House.
I am a nice lady.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 13:08:07 GMT -6
Holy shit.
I’m so sorry for the loss of your leg, Vegan.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 13:08:29 GMT -6
Me in real time.
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kmkd
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Post by kmkd on Jun 15, 2018 13:13:36 GMT -6
I must have missed this. What did you do? I may or may not have used to play "dead barbies." This consisted of taking their clothes off, ripping off their heads, and hanging them by their feet from my Barbie Dream House.
I am a nice lady.
That’s what they all say.
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Post by angelashly on Jun 15, 2018 13:15:55 GMT -6
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Diordra
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Post by Diordra on Jun 15, 2018 13:17:52 GMT -6
Please let me know the GoFund Me details so I may contribute to getting Vegan’s new leg.
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bobyn
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local baby-making menace
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Post by bobyn on Jun 15, 2018 13:22:12 GMT -6
Last week I had lunch out with my one co-worker friend. She has a 12 year old DD that goes to school a few blocks from the office, and sometimes the girl comes here after class and sits in an empty office to do homework. (co worker is a single mom, so the boss allows it). So we go to lunch, and then co-worker tells me that she has to swing by to pick up her kid because she had a half day. OK cool. Kid gets in the car. 30 Seconds pass, and it smells like a fart, but I don't say anything. Co worker asks, "kid, did you fart?" Kid says no I didn't (she did) and now co worker thinks I did. I obviously wasn't going to call her kid out for lying, but I wanted to say IT WASN'T ME EITHER!!! Instead co worker shrugged, said "no big deal, it's natural" and we rode back to the office in silence. I am really killing it at work. I'm pretty sure she knew it was her kid...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 13:22:16 GMT -6
My arm hair is standing on end.
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Post by Lord Disick on Jun 15, 2018 13:22:40 GMT -6
I bet the toilet seat pooper's mom encouraged them to sleep with cat food as a child.
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 15, 2018 13:23:56 GMT -6
I bet the toilet seat pooper's mom encouraged them to sleep with cat food as a child. Full circle.
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bobyn
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local baby-making menace
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Post by bobyn on Jun 15, 2018 13:24:42 GMT -6
"I can't pick up my toys. My arms hurt." "You weren't saying that shit when you were toting that cat food bag around." - me Oh, this is SO something B would try with me. LOLno, kid.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 13:24:45 GMT -6
There was human feces on the back of a public toilet I was using once and I touched it. I died on that day.
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hawkward
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Loss, Infertility
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Post by hawkward on Jun 15, 2018 13:26:21 GMT -6
Me in real time. I have actual tears in my eyes for you. I’m assuming you have died and it’s your ghost posting now.
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