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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:27:23 GMT -6
It’s just like me to be in the room drunk amongst all the pregnant ladies. 😂 I’m very jealous of your cup of gin. Well now it’s a cup of vodka. I make awesome decisions once I’m buzzed.
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Post by Lord Disick on Jun 8, 2018 19:27:49 GMT -6
I'm officially losing my mind and I'm only 38 weeks. I'm having so many weird pains and I just want to hide in a dark room alone until something actually happens. I know this is your second time around, but oh man. When I hit 38 weeks, I. Was. Done. I had a unicorn pregnancy up until then and could not believe how uncomfortable I was. It made me really feel for the women who have rough pregnancies. I can’t imagine that level of pain for the whole 9 months. I went to 41 weeks and was induced because my anxiety could not stand it any longer. This has been such an easy pregnancy besides chasing a three year old around the whole time, but as of about a week ago I'm just in so much pain and beyond exhausted.
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Post by Lord Disick on Jun 8, 2018 19:28:17 GMT -6
It’s just like me to be in the room drunk amongst all the pregnant ladies. 😂 It sounds like something I would do.
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Post by Tlex on Jun 8, 2018 19:28:54 GMT -6
I'm officially losing my mind and I'm only 38 weeks. I'm having so many weird pains and I just want to hide in a dark room alone until something actually happens. Both DD1 and DD2 were born at 37w3d, so with DD3 I was such a nightmare every single day past that 😂 I hope to not be quite so bad this time. No promises. Ha this was me too, when I got to 37 weeks with D2 I was like "fuck yeah, I did it!" And then the next day when I didn't go into labour I developed a murderous rage that lasted until my water broke.
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Post by Tlex on Jun 8, 2018 19:30:25 GMT -6
There is a lot of bedtime crying tonight and I'm thinking I may just get dressed and head out early to drive around listening to My Favourite Murder.
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Post by bakemyday on Jun 8, 2018 19:30:38 GMT -6
Eating m&ms by the fistful
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:32:34 GMT -6
It’s just like me to be in the room drunk amongst all the pregnant ladies. 😂 It sounds like something I would do. Not having my first baby until 32, I was forever the “drunk” one at our friends parties. My bestie has 3 children; 9, 7, 5. And now when I look back I’m just like 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ . I had no idea what she was truly dealing with.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:33:20 GMT -6
Eating m&ms by the fistful Would Like.
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Post by rvasc on Jun 8, 2018 19:36:07 GMT -6
I let C have a “slumber party” with me tonight. She’s currently whispering to me, because apparently we’re supposed to whisper and tell spooky stories.
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Post by fancynewbeesly on Jun 8, 2018 19:37:05 GMT -6
Tomorrow I am officially 39 weeks. I am done. I have been really miserable the last couple of weeks. I have had heartburn, nausea and indigestion for the last two weeks. (Not the heartburn that has been constant)
DH heard that during my NST I was having contractions even though I don’t feel them-and he ran with it that the baby is coming now. 😂. Even though yesterday I was not even 1 cm dilated. And no other signs of labor.
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Post by wildflower on Jun 8, 2018 19:41:03 GMT -6
Y'all tell me what to do. We are invited to a new friend's 2 yo's birthday party tomorrow. They are having a full out grilled (burgers and dogs and sides) dinner. She said no gifts. I feel like I can't show up empty handed, though. I got a 99 cent birthday card and a $10 gift card to our local groceries/clothes/toys/everything store. I'll write "for anything [birthday boy] wants or needs" in the card. Is that breaking the no gifts rule? Or is it appropriate and thoughtful?
And I can't show up with booze because I'm 99% sure this is a booze free gathering.
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Post by microworm on Jun 8, 2018 19:42:05 GMT -6
I hurt my butthole at the playground trying to climb something with ds1. It appears I didn't damage it too bad, but damn it is sore.
Crazy Fri here.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:42:13 GMT -6
Y'all tell me what to do. We are invited to a new friend's 2 yo's birthday party tomorrow. They are having a full out grilled (burgers and dogs and sides) dinner. She said no gifts. I feel like I can't show up empty handed, though. I got a 99 cent birthday card and a $10 gift card to our local groceries/clothes/toys/everything store. I'll write "for anything [birthday boy] wants or needs" in the card. Is that breaking the no gifts rule? Or is it appropriate and thoughtful? And I can't show up with booze because I'm 99% sure this is a booze free gathering. That’s perfect. No more worries.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:43:18 GMT -6
I’m either putting myself to bed at 8 or taking a bath.
Put a fork in me, I’m done.
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Post by rvasc on Jun 8, 2018 19:45:18 GMT -6
I hurt my butthole at the playground trying to climb something with ds1. It appears I didn't damage it too bad, but damn it is sore. Crazy Fri here.
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Post by thatgolfb on Jun 8, 2018 19:46:06 GMT -6
Jane the Virgin's Sex in the City reenactment is killing me dead. 😂
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Post by klondike on Jun 8, 2018 19:46:34 GMT -6
I let C have a “slumber party” with me tonight. She’s currently whispering to me, because apparently we’re supposed to whisper and tell spooky stories. This is so cute. And pretty accurate. I remember taking turns quietly reading Alvin Schwartz's Scary Stories at sleepovers.
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Post by rvasc on Jun 8, 2018 19:47:27 GMT -6
I let C have a “slumber party” with me tonight. She’s currently whispering to me, because apparently we’re supposed to whisper and tell spooky stories. This is so cute. And pretty accurate. I remember taking turns quietly reading Alvin Schwartz's Scary Stories at sleepovers. She just passed out. Do I put her hand in water or write on her with a sharpie?
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Post by ladybrienne on Jun 8, 2018 19:48:25 GMT -6
I’m selfishly cheering on the warriors so it will push lebron to leave the Cavs and sign with the 76ers. Come to me Bron Bron. We have yummy cheesesteaks here.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:49:30 GMT -6
I hurt my butthole at the playground trying to climb something with ds1. It appears I didn't damage it too bad, but damn it is sore. Crazy Fri here. I am equal parts want to know more and wtf no.
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Post by klondike on Jun 8, 2018 19:50:31 GMT -6
Y'all tell me what to do. We are invited to a new friend's 2 yo's birthday party tomorrow. They are having a full out grilled (burgers and dogs and sides) dinner. She said no gifts. I feel like I can't show up empty handed, though. I got a 99 cent birthday card and a $10 gift card to our local groceries/clothes/toys/everything store. I'll write "for anything [birthday boy] wants or needs" in the card. Is that breaking the no gifts rule? Or is it appropriate and thoughtful? And I can't show up with booze because I'm 99% sure this is a booze free gathering. You're good! Birthday child gets a gift from us no matter what. I get not wanting more stuff so I've done gift cards for something edible, ice cream stand or donuts.
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Post by microworm on Jun 8, 2018 19:50:59 GMT -6
I hurt my butthole at the playground trying to climb something with ds1. It appears I didn't damage it too bad, but damn it is sore. Crazy Fri here. I was wearing thin, tight pants and it got...caught on a bolt that was sticking out. So yeah, I hurt my butthole at the park. I'll see myself out now.
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Post by klondike on Jun 8, 2018 19:51:12 GMT -6
This is so cute. And pretty accurate. I remember taking turns quietly reading Alvin Schwartz's Scary Stories at sleepovers. She just passed out. Do I put her hand in water or write on her with a sharpie? Freeze her socks!
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Post by imapenguin on Jun 8, 2018 19:52:20 GMT -6
DH scheduled a consultation for a vasectomy. It feels so...final. And I have a lot of feels. Who even am I? Same, but we still haven't committed to the big snip. I think it's the finality of it and the fact that I just need a little danger in my life. Hugs 💙 After we got the puppy and discovered she was nuts I told MH it was ok because I thrive with a little bit of chaos in my life. Less than a month after that we found out I was pregnant with twins and he was like, I hope you were serious about that chaos.
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Post by rvasc on Jun 8, 2018 19:52:21 GMT -6
I was wearing thin, tight pants and it got...caught on a bolt that was sticking out. So yeah, I hurt my butthole at the park. I'll see myself out now. T&Ps. For real, that sounds awful.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:52:53 GMT -6
In a Uber. Kinda ready for bed 🤷🏻♀️
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:53:26 GMT -6
This is so cute. And pretty accurate. I remember taking turns quietly reading Alvin Schwartz's Scary Stories at sleepovers. She just passed out. Do I put her hand in water or write on her with a sharpie? Put her next day underware in the freezer.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:55:59 GMT -6
I’ve been strongly suggesting a vasectomy for my H because we used IVF to get pregnant with DS, and have 6 frosties left if we ever decide on tfas. I think he’s scared.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 19:58:32 GMT -6
I’ve been strongly suggesting a vasectomy for my H because we used IVF to get pregnant with DS, and have 6 frosties left if we ever decide on tfas. I think he’s scared. I’d much rather use our “32” year old embryos than a possible 37 year old eggs & sperm, even if that meant not possibly getting pregnant for free. FFFC?
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Post by klondike on Jun 8, 2018 19:58:32 GMT -6
DD is having her annual tshirt making party tomorrow for Gay Day at Cedar Point next week. I googled for pics and right under Gay Day's fb page is a catholic forum thread with the most disgusting posts. I don't know why I clicked on it or kept reading. It's from 8 years ago, but I want to find every one of them and spray paint a rainbow on their cars. Ok, I really had worse stuff in mind but I'm trying not to be an asshole today.
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