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Jun 2, 2017 8:06:50 GMT -6
Post by porkchop on Jun 2, 2017 8:06:50 GMT -6
I chased after my husband only for the...foot. I had heard rumors about how big it was and wanted to find out for myself. The rumors were...not wrong. I dated a guy with a super big peen. It was too big, he couldn't even make it past base camp 1. That peen was Everest. Formerly known as katechristine My bf in high school was like the size of my arm. The first time I saw it I froze. Young porkchop (17 at the time) had no idea what to do with it and midway through a hand job he ended up getting mad and finished himself off.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:07:17 GMT -6
Post by bearfootz on Jun 2, 2017 8:07:17 GMT -6
Attending events together is great. Posting "family pictures", unless they're #coparenting, while your ex is in another relationship is weird. If I saw a friend do that I'd probably roll my eyes - and I'm guessing that might be the reaction she's getting.
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Post by Uncaripswife on Jun 2, 2017 8:07:46 GMT -6
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Jun 2, 2017 8:07:56 GMT -6
Post by windwithfingers on Jun 2, 2017 8:07:56 GMT -6
That's what I keep telling myself scoutboo. It's not about you, self. Stop making it about you.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:08:38 GMT -6
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Post by Kida on Jun 2, 2017 8:08:38 GMT -6
Well this sort of fits with my fffc. I was frenimies with this girl for a couple years. She stole bfs from me and was sort of slutty. She was gorgeous don't get me wrong and her body had always been great. She was big on the party scene and wasn't very ambitious. Ff 10 years later and I haven't talked to her in just as long. I was laying in bed and for some reason she popped in my head. I wondered how she was so I proceed to look her up. I couldn't find her and this weird last name kept suggesting. Finally I picked it. It was her. She's semi famous. So I then had to look at every peice of media she has while simultaneously impressed and questions my life choices. She still looks amazing. πΆ Now I need to know why she's famous. I would love to tell but it will give her away. I would say she is a "e lister" (is that a level?) and it's for modeling in a certain sport. Although I did see a pic of her with a rather famous porn star and wasn't surprised until I found out she was just in a pic, not ever in any porn. She does have a lot of pics with her and some b list famous ppl.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:08:47 GMT -6
Post by chickenonsunday on Jun 2, 2017 8:08:47 GMT -6
I dated a guy with a super big peen. It was too big, he couldn't even make it past base camp 1. That peen was Everest. Formerly known as katechristine My bf in high school was like the size of my arm. The first time I saw it I froze. Young porkchop (17 at the time) had no idea what to do with it and midway through a hand job he ended up getting mad and finished himself off. Grapefruit
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Jun 2, 2017 8:09:30 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2017 8:09:30 GMT -6
Ah, that makes a bit of a difference. I would agree with brux then. I might feel salty, but keep that in check. I am sorry either way. Those feelings have to be hard to deal with. I haven't really said anything to him about it. He is actually the one who brought it up to me and was like, "is this picture weird? It seems weird." So I raged to my BFF and internally and am trying to let it go. I would feel weird. IMO it's awesome that your SO and his Ex have a good relationship and that they act like that for their daughter...and having that picture is really nice for her. But for me her posting it on social media is weird and unnecessary. I think your SO saying it seems weird is right where I'd be. The relationship isn't weird, but the posting of it is.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:10:11 GMT -6
Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 2, 2017 8:10:11 GMT -6
I had 3 different sex dreams Wednesday morning. I was off for ds's ENT appointment so after I took him to school I took advantage of the alone time and put some toys to use. I also sexed up mh that night too. I guess my C is that after I had my 2nd kid, my sex drive went through the roof and I've been having sex almost daily lately. My girlfriend and I talked about it a few weeks ago and she literally looked at me like I had 5 heads for having/wanting all the sex. I'm jealous and I hate you.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:10:38 GMT -6
Post by windwithfingers on Jun 2, 2017 8:10:38 GMT -6
I'm just jealous. And I miss him a lot. So little stuff affects me in a bigger way than it would if I actually lived there.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:12:04 GMT -6
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Jun 2, 2017 8:12:04 GMT -6
Now I need to know why she's famous. I would love to tell but it will give her away. I would say she is a "e lister" (is that a level?) and it's for modeling in a certain sport. Although I did see a pic of her with a rather famous porn star and wasn't surprised until I found out she was just in a pic, not ever in any porn. She does have a lot of pics with her and some b list famous ppl. So that's a no then?
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Jun 2, 2017 8:12:44 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2017 8:12:44 GMT -6
State of the Yeast Address:
As some of you may know, I've been going hard at OTF for the past month. On days that I don't go to OTF I am sure to get a good run in at Planet Fitness. The other side of this equation is my exceptionally fat ass and thick thighs. The new doctor took a long hard look at my cat and she determined that intense friction from working out has caused a diaper rash. A diaper rash people. A diaper rash. I'm feeling extra large and embarrassed after that but I stopped at McDonalds on my way back to work and I was greeted with 10 dozen donuts in my department.
With all this to say, I am not dying. It was not the Gardsil shot nor is it my mirena. I am just fat. Wow. Who knew.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2017 8:12:51 GMT -6
I dated a guy with a super big peen. It was too big, he couldn't even make it past base camp 1. That peen was Everest. Formerly known as katechristine My bf in high school was like the size of my arm. The first time I saw it I froze. Young porkchop (17 at the time) had no idea what to do with it and midway through a hand job he ended up getting mad and finished himself off. Omg the size of your arm?!?!?! Formerly known as katechristine
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Jun 2, 2017 8:12:53 GMT -6
Post by bearfootz on Jun 2, 2017 8:12:53 GMT -6
And I don't think the ex deserves a middle finger or passive aggressive whatever for posting a nice picture of her child and her child's parents enjoying a family moment. It's about the kid, not the dude. I agree that it should be about the child. But is sharing a picture on social media for the kid's sake?
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Jun 2, 2017 8:13:11 GMT -6
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Post by Kida on Jun 2, 2017 8:13:11 GMT -6
I would love to tell but it will give her away. I would say she is a "e lister" (is that a level?) and it's for modeling in a certain sport. Although I did see a pic of her with a rather famous porn star and wasn't surprised until I found out she was just in a pic, not ever in any porn. She does have a lot of pics with her and some b list famous ppl. So that's a no then? Yes. It's gonna have to be a no lol.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:14:06 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2017 8:14:06 GMT -6
Now I need to know why she's famous. I would love to tell but it will give her away. I would say she is a "e lister" (is that a level?) and it's for modeling in a certain sport. Although I did see a pic of her with a rather famous porn star and wasn't surprised until I found out she was just in a pic, not ever in any porn. She does have a lot of pics with her and some b list famous ppl. Psssst We don't care if you give her away. We want to know who she is!
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Jun 2, 2017 8:14:45 GMT -6
Post by ftwr on Jun 2, 2017 8:14:45 GMT -6
well @giantpeach , at least it's not the yeast. AND you're doing great things with OTF & Planet Fitness. What you're doing is my hopeful plan as soon as I get up the guts to go to OTF.
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Post by Cher on Jun 2, 2017 8:14:52 GMT -6
windwithfingers, I was standing on my table for you in rage when I first read your confession. Now that I realize she's their DD, I'm actually a little teary (ok, a lot, I'm crazy). I totally get your feelings but the focus should be on their daughter. When I was growing up, I would have killed to have parents who could co-parent together or even smiled in the same picture together. Picture taking required six different poses with family members and people giving one another the cold shoulder. All I wanted was to feel "normal". How lucky for their daughter to have parents committed to giving her that. How lucky for you to be with someone mature enough to have a relationship with his ex, for his daughter. No matter what happens, that's her mom and her dad. Looking back and seeing those family pictures will mean a lot to her. I get your feelings, but you need to remember it's not about you.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:15:02 GMT -6
Post by bearfootz on Jun 2, 2017 8:15:02 GMT -6
My six year old often critiques my outfits and I listen to her. She has better style than me. If you want an honest opinion all you need to do is ask a child.
Even when you don't want an honest opinion, you'll get one
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Jun 2, 2017 8:16:03 GMT -6
Post by windwithfingers on Jun 2, 2017 8:16:03 GMT -6
windwithfingers , I was standing on my table for you in rage when I first read your confession. Now that I realize he's their DD, I'm actually a little teary (ok, a lot, I'm crazy). I totally get your feelings but the focus should be on their daughter. When I was growing up, I would have killed to have parents who could co-parent together or even smiled in the same picture together. Picture taking required six different poses with family members and people giving one another the cold shoulder. All I wanted was to feel "normal". How lucky for their daughter to have parents committed to giving her that. How lucky for you to be with someone mature enough to have a relationship with his ex, for his daughter. No matter what happens, that's her mom and her dad. Looking back and seeing those family pictures will mean a lot to her. I get your feelings, but you need to remember it's not about you. I know. I feel like a jerk for being upset about it.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:16:10 GMT -6
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Post by icaughtfire on Jun 2, 2017 8:16:10 GMT -6
We changed course and changed our kid's middle name (that we loved more than his actual, now real middle name) when we realized he'd have the same initials as Mh's ex wife. I feel like unless initials are HIV STD SEX that initial concerns are over the top. Yeah, no1currrr that your kid is ABC & H's ex is ABC. Like I wouldn't even put 2 & 2 together. I'm assuming ABC. For Actually Blanche's Child.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:16:33 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2017 8:16:33 GMT -6
I'm actually laughing at this whole situation because it's really funny. Lol. I'm going back and reading now. Hopefully I didn't pop in at a bad time. I figured everyone was wondering if I had enough yeast to make biscuits for the army.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:16:52 GMT -6
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Post by Kida on Jun 2, 2017 8:16:52 GMT -6
I would love to tell but it will give her away. I would say she is a "e lister" (is that a level?) and it's for modeling in a certain sport. Although I did see a pic of her with a rather famous porn star and wasn't surprised until I found out she was just in a pic, not ever in any porn. She does have a lot of pics with her and some b list famous ppl. Psssst We don't care if you give her away. We want to know who she is! Yes but I have an irrational fear that someone near her is in here and will see and know who I am lol. I don't want to out me. New confession. While stalking every drop of her social media I came across her old MySpace and she's still friends with me on it. I was also shocked to see my old MySpace pic on there lol. Maybe PDQ just incase. The crazy. I have it.
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Post by Cher on Jun 2, 2017 8:17:38 GMT -6
Omg, @giantpeach, you're not fat. You're a beast at the gym and this is a result. I'm glad you got answers. Enjoy all the treats this morning.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:17:53 GMT -6
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Post by betches on Jun 2, 2017 8:17:53 GMT -6
We changed course and changed our kid's middle name (that we loved more than his actual, now real middle name) when we realized he'd have the same initials as Mh's ex wife. I feel like unless initials are HIV STD SEX that initial concerns are over the top. My best friend just got married and her new initials are VAG
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Post by Uncaripswife on Jun 2, 2017 8:18:12 GMT -6
@giantpeach I wanted to like your post because you're taking care of yourself (I need to follow your example) but I didn't want you to think I was "liking" your uncomfortable situation. Ouch!
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Jun 2, 2017 8:18:19 GMT -6
Post by porkchop on Jun 2, 2017 8:18:19 GMT -6
My bf in high school was like the size of my arm. The first time I saw it I froze. Young porkchop (17 at the time) had no idea what to do with it and midway through a hand job he ended up getting mad and finished himself off. Omg the size of your arm?!?!?! Formerly known as katechristine I never saw it again after that. We ended up breaking up a few months later b/c he lied and told everyone we had sex when we didn't.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:18:36 GMT -6
Post by windwithfingers on Jun 2, 2017 8:18:36 GMT -6
When you date a man with a kid you sign up for a lot. If a picture on social media that's not them hugging kissing or being overly affectionate is going to be an issue then it's time to evaluate a few things. I get it. It's been an adjustment. We also live 350 miles away from each other and when we first got together, his ex was...unhappy. A lot went down. I recognize this is my issue though. It's more about wishing I was there too than wishing she wasn't.
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Post by Cher on Jun 2, 2017 8:18:47 GMT -6
windwithfingers you don't need to feel like a jerk for feeling your feelings. You recognize what it's about and that's great, it doesn't mean you still won't feel a tinge of envy.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:18:53 GMT -6
Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 2, 2017 8:18:53 GMT -6
Please to share some of that. MH would appreciate it. I ... have not had the same experience. Sometimes I actually feel like it's too much for h? This is in my head obviously, and of course he isnt complaining, but he has a lot of back issues and stuff. It's not like it's crazy wild happenings over here, but I find myself pulling back a little with how often I jump him At this point, you are just rubbing it in.
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Jun 2, 2017 8:19:15 GMT -6
Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 2, 2017 8:19:15 GMT -6
Also, get it girl!
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