Cher
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Post by Cher on Jun 2, 2017 15:35:25 GMT -6
Fffc: I'm pretty sure I could suck my own dick if I had one. That's the spirit!
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Cher
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Post by Cher on Jun 2, 2017 15:36:13 GMT -6
We had all those turtles and I refused to tell them apart. they were all equally nutty. Cum Jar or not They were all the same to me!
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Jun 2, 2017 15:45:39 GMT -6
Post by briarrose on Jun 2, 2017 15:45:39 GMT -6
Way late and you guys are probably past this, but DH and his twin say something like "sheh" to each other instead of bye. I have no idea what it is supposed to be, and now DS wants to say it, but it sounds like "shit" when he says it. Just say bye you two fools. Sheh is like the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
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Jesslfar
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Jun 2, 2017 15:48:36 GMT -6
Post by Jesslfar on Jun 2, 2017 15:48:36 GMT -6
I think she's falling down. Hit by a peach, I suspect. She backing it up on the wood. Sure, of course. Why were you taking a selfie of this action? I can't remember that part.
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Jun 2, 2017 15:54:13 GMT -6
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Post by Emmentaler on Jun 2, 2017 15:54:13 GMT -6
Maybe it's big enough that he can reach it with his own face hole. There was a man from Nantucket His dick was so long he could suck it Listening to your wonky-eyed boy. Relevant?
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normadix
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Post by normadix on Jun 2, 2017 15:59:28 GMT -6
Nice to be seen! You too! I'm still trying to figure out who is who. Also another vote for Cum Jar's retirement Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Jun 2, 2017 16:06:57 GMT -6
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Post by imapenguin on Jun 2, 2017 16:06:57 GMT -6
I really hate to be This Person, but can we maybe retire Cum Jar now? Problem. (I haven't seen this one in at least 3 days)
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Cher
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Post by Cher on Jun 2, 2017 16:08:17 GMT -6
The heart wants what the heart wants. And some hearts want to talk cum jars.
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cp3
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Post by cp3 on Jun 2, 2017 16:15:09 GMT -6
I really hate to be This Person, but can we maybe retire Cum Jar now? Problem. (I haven't seen this one in at least 3 days) I feel like I've seen it at least twice today. We kill jokes quick here.
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Jun 2, 2017 16:18:38 GMT -6
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Post by imapenguin on Jun 2, 2017 16:18:38 GMT -6
Problem. (I haven't seen this one in at least 3 days) I feel like I've seen it at least twice today. We kill jokes quick here. we must be in different places. I thought I read this whole thread.
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Jun 2, 2017 17:01:04 GMT -6
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Post by bellatrix on Jun 2, 2017 17:01:04 GMT -6
I'm letting something that happened at work hurt my feeling that probably shouldn't. Go on... It was really stupid. A co-worker texted last night to see if I wanted to go for a walk on our lunch break. Today she went with someone else & cancelled with me. Stupid & I'm over it.
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Jun 2, 2017 17:01:44 GMT -6
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Post by bellatrix on Jun 2, 2017 17:01:44 GMT -6
The other day I was leaving a voicemail and instead of saying goodbye I said "in Jesus name, amen" /ded
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origami
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Jun 2, 2017 17:15:04 GMT -6
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Post by origami on Jun 2, 2017 17:15:04 GMT -6
I shared the Jesus story with my coworker. She just left for the day and said in Jesus name amen. Thanks kudzu, and we've been chuckling all damn day.
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Jun 2, 2017 19:28:17 GMT -6
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Post by miawallace on Jun 2, 2017 19:28:17 GMT -6
I shared the Jesus story with my coworker. She just left for the day and said in Jesus name amen. Thanks kudzu, and we've been chuckling all damn day. At first when I read this i thought you meant the Jesus story. Born of a virgin. Died for people's sins. Resurected on the third day. So forth.
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Jun 2, 2017 19:30:59 GMT -6
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Post by miawallace on Jun 2, 2017 19:30:59 GMT -6
My parents are pastors and I grew up with a lot of the church lingo. There were times where I'd answer the phone saying all sorts of church exclamations. One time I got really bad church giggles while I answered the call of the co-pastor and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't stop saying amen for "yes" and I kept laughing and he didn't.
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Pizzaslut
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Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 2, 2017 19:37:22 GMT -6
It was really stupid. A co-worker texted last night to see if I wanted to go for a walk on our lunch break. Today she went with someone else & cancelled with me. Stupid & I'm over it. This isn't stupid. That was bitchy of her.
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kudzu
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Jun 2, 2017 20:13:00 GMT -6
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Post by kudzu on Jun 2, 2017 20:13:00 GMT -6
I shared the Jesus story with my coworker. She just left for the day and said in Jesus name amen. Thanks kudzu, and we've been chuckling all damn day. At first when I read this i thought you meant the Jesus story. Born of a virgin. Died for people's sins. Resurected on the third day. So forth. That story is hilarious
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kudzu
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Jun 2, 2017 20:15:57 GMT -6
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Post by kudzu on Jun 2, 2017 20:15:57 GMT -6
brux littlechevy I am here! Used to be fknhostile. Changed my SN but same avatar. I changed my name cause I'm not *always hostile and no one got my Pantera reference. Your name always made me smile. I love pantera
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brux
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Jun 2, 2017 20:50:01 GMT -6
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Post by brux on Jun 2, 2017 20:50:01 GMT -6
If you guys thought it was confusing when Whoopster and I talked you must be losing it with the peaches talking to each other. BTW - where did Whoopster go? Gone or new identity? has this been solved? WHERE IS WHOOPSTER?!?
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leatherpants
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Jun 2, 2017 23:40:53 GMT -6
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Post by leatherpants on Jun 2, 2017 23:40:53 GMT -6
If you guys thought it was confusing when Whoopster and I talked you must be losing it with the peaches talking to each other. BTW - where did Whoopster go? Gone or new identity? has this been solved? WHERE IS WHOOPSTER?!? whoopster was around wasn't she? Work was really busy so she had been away even before the great exodus journey. I know she was on SM because we were becoming "members" with our posts at the same time.
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leatherpants
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Jun 2, 2017 23:41:17 GMT -6
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Post by leatherpants on Jun 2, 2017 23:41:17 GMT -6
Damn.
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quinn
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Jun 3, 2017 6:00:29 GMT -6
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Post by quinn on Jun 3, 2017 6:00:29 GMT -6
brux littlechevy I am here! Used to be fknhostile. Changed my SN but same avatar. I changed my name cause I'm not *always hostile and no one got my Pantera reference. Your name always made me smile. I love pantera
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Post by mothafuckinteatime on Jun 3, 2017 21:14:22 GMT -6
Whose ex has the arm-sized dong again? Is this him? Not him.
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