Sundae
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Jun 2, 2017 4:31:53 GMT -6
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Post by Sundae on Jun 2, 2017 4:31:53 GMT -6
Nf
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Peekaru
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Jun 2, 2017 4:49:07 GMT -6
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Post by Peekaru on Jun 2, 2017 4:49:07 GMT -6
I secretly love that the iPad will lock out my kids if they put the code in wrong too many times. I get to use it as a teaching lesson about how we have to wait, be patient and ask for help.
But inside, I'm laughing.
Oh, and I will be chatty today if my crossword is too hard, like it was yesterday.
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Post by hotcuppa on Jun 2, 2017 5:21:57 GMT -6
My kid is eating a plain hamburger bun for breakfast. I blame the broken coffee maker for my lack of effort.
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Jun 2, 2017 5:55:12 GMT -6
Post by sweetdee on Jun 2, 2017 5:55:12 GMT -6
My kid is eating a plain hamburger bun for breakfast. I blame the broken coffee maker for my lack of effort. I know it feels half-assed to us, but my kids would LOVE this.
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thatgolfb
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Post by thatgolfb on Jun 2, 2017 5:55:46 GMT -6
My craxly came out in traffic yesterday. It had been a trying day at work so I was already at the end of my rope. Then a guy cut me off in a zipper merge (two cars from the other lane had gone so there was no question it was my turn to merge, but he was basically trying to force me off the road by not letting me go). And you guys know how I feel about zipper merges- it was even the one I have drawn a picture of here before, hah.
Instead of acting like a sane person and just letting the jerk go, I forced myself in front of him by going until I literally couldn't. And then I yelled out my window "have you never heard of a zipper merge?!"
It was satisfying but definitely not wise.
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notmoose
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Post by notmoose on Jun 2, 2017 5:58:30 GMT -6
My kid is eating a plain hamburger bun for breakfast. I blame the broken coffee maker for my lack of effort. My 2 year old would approve of this breakfast.
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amylou
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Jun 2, 2017 6:19:10 GMT -6
Post by amylou on Jun 2, 2017 6:19:10 GMT -6
Yesterday at work we had a instructor come do a program teaching sign language. I was just going through the usual set up with her and making sure she had everything she needed. After I got her PowerPoint set up I asked if she needed use of our speakers for sound. She just looked at me and I immediately realized what I said. ::Open mouth, insert foot::
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xtine22
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Jun 2, 2017 6:22:38 GMT -6
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Post by xtine22 on Jun 2, 2017 6:22:38 GMT -6
My kid is eating a plain hamburger bun for breakfast. I blame the broken coffee maker for my lack of effort. My DD often eats a plain piece of bread.
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Post by ouiserboudreaux on Jun 2, 2017 6:24:49 GMT -6
I love sucking my kids snot. Picking their boogers is also up there on the gratification list.
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panda
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Post by panda on Jun 2, 2017 6:30:45 GMT -6
You definitely told him thatgolfb Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Jun 2, 2017 6:32:22 GMT -6
Post by elephantastic on Jun 2, 2017 6:32:22 GMT -6
I love sucking my kids snot. Picking their boogers is also up there on the gratification list.
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claudia
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Jun 2, 2017 6:34:20 GMT -6
Post by claudia on Jun 2, 2017 6:34:20 GMT -6
When we're already on food and bodily fluids on page 1, it makes me think this week's FFFC is going to suck.
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Jun 2, 2017 6:37:09 GMT -6
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Post by AnnPerkins on Jun 2, 2017 6:37:09 GMT -6
Yesterday at work we had a instructor come do a program teaching sign language. I was just going through the usual set up with her and making sure she had everything she needed. After I got her PowerPoint set up I asked if she needed use of our speakers for sound. She just looked at me and I immediately realized what I said. ::Open mouth, insert foot:: I wouldn't have thought anything of it. If she's teaching sign language, I assume that means there are hearing people in the class who might benefit from sound usage.
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allisong
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Post by allisong on Jun 2, 2017 6:40:03 GMT -6
My kid had a cookie for breakfast because he refused anything else so I told him it was Fun Friday. He throughly enjoyed that saying.
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Jun 2, 2017 6:40:59 GMT -6
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Post by angrybacon on Jun 2, 2017 6:40:59 GMT -6
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allisong
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Post by allisong on Jun 2, 2017 6:42:26 GMT -6
I like the bulb aspirators and nose picking, but the nose Frida was too far for me. The battery powered sucker was a revelation. Please tell me more...
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Jun 2, 2017 6:45:38 GMT -6
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Post by shitsngiggles on Jun 2, 2017 6:45:38 GMT -6
Yesterday at work we had a instructor come do a program teaching sign language. I was just going through the usual set up with her and making sure she had everything she needed. After I got her PowerPoint set up I asked if she needed use of our speakers for sound. She just looked at me and I immediately realized what I said. ::Open mouth, insert foot:: I wouldn't have thought anything of it. If she's teaching sign language, I assume that means there are hearing people in the class who might benefit from sound usage. Agreed. People will still need to hear what the signs mean.
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amylou
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Jun 2, 2017 6:49:40 GMT -6
Post by amylou on Jun 2, 2017 6:49:40 GMT -6
Yesterday at work we had a instructor come do a program teaching sign language. I was just going through the usual set up with her and making sure she had everything she needed. After I got her PowerPoint set up I asked if she needed use of our speakers for sound. She just looked at me and I immediately realized what I said. ::Open mouth, insert foot:: I wouldn't have thought anything of it. If she's teaching sign language, I assume that means there are hearing people in the class who might benefit from sound usage. This is what I was telling myself sitting at me desk afterward. She was very nice so I'm sure it was mostly me overthinking it.
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Jun 2, 2017 6:52:15 GMT -6
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Post by heybulldog on Jun 2, 2017 6:52:15 GMT -6
I love sucking my kids snot. Picking their boogers is also up there on the gratification list. I like the bulb aspirators and nose picking, but the nose Frida was too far for me. I love the nose frida. Just close your eyes when you do it! I make H clean it out too.
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jaidit
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Jun 2, 2017 6:52:41 GMT -6
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Post by jaidit on Jun 2, 2017 6:52:41 GMT -6
We my FFFC has been making me cringe all week. My H's crazy ex was married over the weekend. My stalking led me to check out her hashtag on IG, and look at a few of the IG stories of the day.
Then I found out that people actually see everyone who looks at their IG stories.
So random wedding guests now know that I was creeping.
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mack
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Jun 2, 2017 6:52:57 GMT -6
Post by mack on Jun 2, 2017 6:52:57 GMT -6
This is only one page?
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mb3
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Jun 2, 2017 6:53:14 GMT -6
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Post by mb3 on Jun 2, 2017 6:53:14 GMT -6
My kid is eating a plain hamburger bun for breakfast. I blame the broken coffee maker for my lack of effort. DS loves any and all kinds of bread. He often asks me for a sandwich without the sandwich fillings. Like can I have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with no peanut butter and jelly? Mine always asks for "just bread". If he could live on breads (sandwich bread, buns, rolls, croissants, pitas) he would be in heaven. I can't say I blame him. I love bread too.
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PinkFreud
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Jun 2, 2017 6:53:34 GMT -6
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Post by PinkFreud on Jun 2, 2017 6:53:34 GMT -6
I stubbed my big toe. It's gushing and the nail is just hanging off the cuticle. I'm in so much pain. FFFC: I'm going to milk this
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Post by Uncaripswife on Jun 2, 2017 6:53:46 GMT -6
We my FFFC has been making me cringe all week. My H's crazy ex was married over the weekend. My stalking led me to check out her hashtag on IG, and look at a few of the IG stories of the day. Then I found out that people actually see everyone who looks at their IG stories. So random wedding guests now know that I was creeping. TIL something about IG. Now I never want to go on IG again.
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Pizzaslut
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Jun 2, 2017 6:55:01 GMT -6
Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 2, 2017 6:55:01 GMT -6
I like the bulb aspirators and nose picking, but the nose Frida was too far for me. The battery powered sucker was a revelation. It was like the skies opened up and light shone down on me.
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PinkFreud
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Jun 2, 2017 6:55:05 GMT -6
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Post by PinkFreud on Jun 2, 2017 6:55:05 GMT -6
I took a pic of my toe and sent it to DH
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Jun 2, 2017 6:55:36 GMT -6
Post by GhoatMonket on Jun 2, 2017 6:55:36 GMT -6
My kid is eating a plain hamburger bun for breakfast. I blame the broken coffee maker for my lack of effort. Mine will gladly eat just a tortilla.
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Pizzaslut
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Jun 2, 2017 6:56:03 GMT -6
Post by Pizzaslut on Jun 2, 2017 6:56:03 GMT -6
We my FFFC has been making me cringe all week. My H's crazy ex was married over the weekend. My stalking led me to check out her hashtag on IG, and look at a few of the IG stories of the day. Then I found out that people actually see everyone who looks at their IG stories. So random wedding guests now know that I was creeping. This is my worst nightmare. I'm so afraid I'm going to accidentally like a post when I'm creeping.
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Post by Uncaripswife on Jun 2, 2017 6:57:19 GMT -6
I may have done my own IG stalking and had no idea people could see it. I need to delete my IG and go live in a hole now, don't I? Yup. Sorry.
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Jun 2, 2017 6:57:34 GMT -6
Post by meggriffin on Jun 2, 2017 6:57:34 GMT -6
We my FFFC has been making me cringe all week. My H's crazy ex was married over the weekend. My stalking led me to check out her hashtag on IG, and look at a few of the IG stories of the day. Then I found out that people actually see everyone who looks at their IG stories. So random wedding guests now know that I was creeping. Just and FYI- the FB messenger does the same thing- if you post a story or whatever they call it.
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