bobyn
Diamond
local baby-making menace
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Post by bobyn on May 30, 2017 8:28:29 GMT -6
"I guess you are just going to leave that there."
STORY OF MY LIFE.
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ftwr
Sapphire
😒
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Post by ftwr on May 30, 2017 8:29:52 GMT -6
this is our life.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2017 8:37:23 GMT -6
This makes me laugh/cry, cry/laugh.
I just had a pleasant discussion with my H this weekend about how garbage goes in the garbage can.
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bridge
Silver
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Post by bridge on May 30, 2017 8:41:44 GMT -6
A) yes, omg, yes
B) so I should give up hope that he will stop leaving "that there"?
Damn
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kclause
Bronze
Posts: 155 Likes: 244
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Post by kclause on May 30, 2017 8:42:01 GMT -6
Scheduling sex, that's us. We swore that would never happen and then we had kids...
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Post by heybulldog on May 30, 2017 8:48:07 GMT -6
The keys and leaving shit where it doesn't belong (i.e. pants on the floor by he front door, what the fuck) really hits home.
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Post by Uncaripswife on May 30, 2017 8:49:55 GMT -6
Accurate. All of it.
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spooko
Silver
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Post by spooko on May 30, 2017 8:51:32 GMT -6
Accurate! H and I are coming up on 12 years together in June and aside from adding, "Did you grab your lunch?" I think they nailed it.
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Post by littlechevy on May 30, 2017 8:51:45 GMT -6
I laughed, it is spot on!
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Post by dreadpirateroberts on May 30, 2017 8:57:19 GMT -6
I feel like they forgot "What's for dinner?"
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joy
Global Moderator 
TTC, Pg, B&C
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Post by joy on May 30, 2017 8:58:21 GMT -6
I feel like they forgot "What's for dinner?" I banned that question in my house. |
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Post by windwithfingers on May 30, 2017 9:00:29 GMT -6
"Have you seen my wallet?"
That's what I would add.
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Post by porkchop on May 30, 2017 9:15:06 GMT -6
This is us, minus the scheduling sex. And more of "I don't know where XYZ is".
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2017 9:16:12 GMT -6
I think my husband says "I don't know where your keys are" to me at least 5 times a day.
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Post by lupineaura on May 30, 2017 9:45:21 GMT -6
It's my anniversary. I just posted this on H's Facebook page 😂
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Risscaboobs
Sapphire
Fuck is by far my favorite F word.
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 30, 2017 9:52:42 GMT -6
Yes. You look fine. Those jeans are fine. That shirt is fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine, damnit! I said that twenty minutes ago.
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Post by Uncaripswife on May 30, 2017 10:01:24 GMT -6
"We should move. Should we move? We shouldn't move." is pretty much my life right now. You should move. |
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Post by theseaword on May 30, 2017 10:15:32 GMT -6
I'm the one asking if H is going to leave that there. (He is)
He is the one asking if I unplugged his phone. (I did)
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Peekaru
Sapphire
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Post by Peekaru on May 30, 2017 10:33:09 GMT -6
Mine uses the universal "we" all the time.
What do we want to do?
-- I don't know, but I want to do this
--I don't want to do that.
Also, if I have to find his keys one more time, so help me god, I will throw them into a pond.
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teatime
Gold
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Post by teatime on May 30, 2017 10:59:10 GMT -6
"Have you seen my wallet?" That's what I would add. Omfg with the damn wallet. I've given up on designating a spot for it. |
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Post by Betweenthelines on May 30, 2017 11:00:41 GMT -6
Perfect.
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Post by honeylemon on May 30, 2017 11:02:45 GMT -6
I'm the one hiding during Skype calls with my in-laws. I did this yesterday. |
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Post by sudokufan on May 30, 2017 11:17:00 GMT -6
for (i=1; i>sudokufan's patience; i++) {
document.write("What do you want for dinner?");
document.write(Sudokufan's suggestion);
document.write("Nah, I don't feel like that.");
}
our daily texts, in javascript form
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 30, 2017 11:17:05 GMT -6
I am the key loser in our house. DH tells me to put them in the same spot. I thought I did.
No, I don't know why they are in the fridge.
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Post by helloerrbody on May 30, 2017 11:47:37 GMT -6
Adding "What is there to eat?" Open the effing pantry or refrigerator door and look around yourself!!
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Jesslfar
Ruby
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Post by Jesslfar on May 30, 2017 12:02:59 GMT -6
"Do you want to have sex before I jump on this call?"
Seems accurate.
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Post by summerrain on May 30, 2017 12:16:51 GMT -6
"We should move. Should we move? We shouldn't move." is pretty much my life right now. Me freaking too. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 30, 2017 12:18:51 GMT -6
I am the key loser in our house. DH tells me to put them in the same spot. I thought I did. No, I don't know why they are in the fridge. Done that. Sadly, many times. DS does a good job of shaming me too. "Did you mean to leave your keys in the door? So anyone can come in and take our things?" OMGWTF. |
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Post by icehide on May 30, 2017 12:57:53 GMT -6
I would add: "I told you about it" to the list.. I effing tell H everything and yet, doesn't seem to remember any of it and is growly with me for "not telling him." Dude. I can tell you where you sat, where I was in the room, and probably the color of shirt you were wearing during the conversation. I fucking told you, GDI!
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 30, 2017 12:59:03 GMT -6
I would add: "I told you about it" to the list.. I effing tell H everything and yet, doesn't seem to remember any of it and is growly with me for "not telling him." Dude. I can tell you where you sat, where I was in the room, and probably the color of shirt you were wearing during the conversation. I fucking told you, GDI! I make him repeat it back to me. Spoiler: It doesn't help. |
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