cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Sept 25, 2017 15:11:40 GMT -6
Goldi, super vegan muscles!!!! So funny!!! He says this all the time and it cracks me up. I have no idea where he got it but I think it's the cutest.
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Post by trtlcrzy on Sept 25, 2017 17:25:32 GMT -6
Me: do you know who got mommy her ring? H: daddy! Me: and do you know why he gave it to me? H: because he's smart
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Post by tgrimes on Sept 25, 2017 20:39:05 GMT -6
Me: do you know who got mommy her ring? H: daddy! Me: and do you know why he gave it to me? H: because he's smart Very true, H. Very true.
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Post by wedding on Sept 27, 2017 4:24:21 GMT -6
C is in his room right now and he was singing this loud moaning type song. After he's done I hear him say "that was epic!"
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Sept 27, 2017 8:28:27 GMT -6
Last night at the mall food court, Atticus started getting upset but I couldn't figure out why until he pointed to the sign for Panda Express and said, "I don't like coming over here, mommy. People are eating panda bears!"
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Post by peachsmama on Oct 4, 2017 7:03:37 GMT -6
We were telling the boys to pick up their toys and they wouldn't. We told them they couldn't get their costumes unless they picked up their toys. M yells out "We're so tired of this!" followed by a big sigh and J repeated it. Where do they get this stuff?!
J can now say his ABC's all the way through except TUV. Skips those 3 every time lol.
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Oct 4, 2017 8:17:13 GMT -6
C: when I was a baby I was a monkey Me: I've been with you since the day you were born. I don't remember you ever being a monkey C: that's because I was up in a tree and you couldn't see me
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Post by klong11 on Oct 5, 2017 8:08:17 GMT -6
Last night before bed: Me: and who is going to stay in their bed all night? C: ME! Me: yes! C: and who isn't going to sleep at all? Me: uh... C ME!!!
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Post by peachsmama on Oct 5, 2017 8:19:36 GMT -6
M: Daddy, are those storm clouds? DH: No, those are regular clouds. M: Where do reggie clouds come from? DH: No, regular clouds and they just live in the sky. M: I like reggie clouds DH: They're regular, not reggie Jack: I like reggie clouds too. DH: No, REGULAR clouds. Not reggie, REGULAR. M: Jack, do you see those reggie clouds? DH:.....
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Post by klong11 on Oct 6, 2017 7:25:29 GMT -6
C playing with her Barbies(Camera & Kitty Cat) this morning:
Camera: Do you like to get on your hands and knees? Kitty Cat: Oh yeah, all the time *wtf?* Camera: Cause your name is kitty cat? Kitty: Yeah, I like to pretend to be a cat. *oooooooh, ok, that makes sense*
I try not to freak out over the conversations she makes them have, since they are innocent 3 year old conversations, but I was seriously dying at that one.
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trtlcrzy
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Post by trtlcrzy on Oct 10, 2017 8:33:29 GMT -6
H, while eating breakfast: “I don’t have a big mouth hole.”
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wedding
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Post by wedding on Oct 10, 2017 10:47:38 GMT -6
This morning C asked me if it was time to go to school and I said yes. He then said he couldn't go because he was sick and fake coughed. I reminded him that there is a Halloween party tomorrow and said "it's a school rule that if you want to go to the party, you need to go to school the day before." He replies "No, the only school rules is be nice to friends and don't show your privacy parts!"
I guess he called me out.
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Oct 11, 2017 20:51:37 GMT -6
At pickup Me: you sure are taking your sweet time getting into your car seat. Can you hurry it along? C: I'm a turtle. Turtles move very very slow.
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Post by klong11 on Oct 13, 2017 8:01:05 GMT -6
The kids did a poster in class on what they want to be when they grow up.
Me: What did you put on the poster? What do you want to be when you grow up? C: I said a teacher. Mh: Oh, like Ms. B? C: *death glare* They said I couldn't be Elsa. Me:....oh.....
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tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Oct 13, 2017 20:02:43 GMT -6
klong11 M said she wanted to be a ballerina on hers. But she’s doesn’t want to go back to ballet class...
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Post by tgrimes on Oct 13, 2017 20:04:10 GMT -6
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Post by vino on Oct 13, 2017 21:23:18 GMT -6
Dinner time was crazy today; Pete meowing, J throwing her food down and zoe trying to eat it, J was clapping and spilling food everywhere, raspberries in her hair, MH and I running circles in the kitchen and B says
‘You just can’t win these days’
Stopped us in our tracks and we laughed for a long time.
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tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Oct 13, 2017 21:38:55 GMT -6
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Oct 16, 2017 13:03:53 GMT -6
Atticus: mommy, why do you always have to pee? Me: I've had two huge babies. When you lived in my tummy, you flattened my bladder. Atticus: when I lived in your tummy, I used to swim like a fish. I kicked around with my legs and I hurt your bladder!
Oh.
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Oct 16, 2017 13:06:43 GMT -6
Atticus: Kayla and Savannah told me boys are not strong. Me: Well, that's not true. Boys and girls can both be strong. Atticus: They said girls are better than boys. Me: Boys are not better than girls and girls are not better than boys. You are never going to be better than anyone because you are a boy and nobody will ever be better than you because they are a girl. Do you understand, sweetie? Atticus: Yes, but I still don't like girls. I only like grown-up women.
Oh.
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Oct 18, 2017 9:37:25 GMT -6
3am conversations: C: what are you doing? where are you going? Me: I have to pee C: oooooh, me too, me too. Did you know that you and yo-yo sound the same Me: great. C: where is Ace? Where did he go? Me: he moved down to the foot C: your foot? my foot? what foot? Me: the bottom of the bed. C: ooooh......who is that? who is the cat making that noise Me: Kaine C: where is he? I can't see him. It's too dark to see. Me: that's because it is still night time and we sleep at night time. Close your eyes and your mouth for sleeping. C: you need to pat me. *I start patting her, then stop as I slowly drift off* C: why did you stop? You need to keep patting me to sleep
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Post by wedding on Oct 18, 2017 9:53:56 GMT -6
Driving home
C: You need to go down there (pointing at the bike path) Me: I can't drive down the bike path silly. I'll get arrested and put in jail! C: No, if you get arrest you will be in your bed. (said with a big sigh like I'm the dumbest person ever)
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Post by klong11 on Oct 19, 2017 21:33:35 GMT -6
Bedtime.
Me: close your eyes and mouth for sleeping. C: I'M SINGING A SONG ABOUT UNICORNS! Me:.... C: *singing* unicorn, unicorn, uni uni unicorn. I want a unicorn.
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Post by wedding on Oct 21, 2017 14:49:02 GMT -6
I just asked C what he wants to be when he grows up.
A goldfish
Aspire for greatness kid😐
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Post by klong11 on Oct 24, 2017 16:47:59 GMT -6
Changing for swim class:
C: I'm getting a lot of hair on my legs Me: yep C: ugh, I said I wanted to be a teacher when I grow up, not a daddy!!!
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Post by peachsmama on Oct 24, 2017 16:50:39 GMT -6
Wind blew Jack's hood off "DON'T BLOW MY HOOD OFF WINDY!!!"
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Post by peachsmama on Oct 24, 2017 19:53:34 GMT -6
Watching Moana and I was singing the song. Matthew says "why don't you just let Moana sing it?.." with this annoyed look on his face.
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Oct 24, 2017 20:56:24 GMT -6
Atticus overheard me talking to Pete about how it was the 20th anniversary of my grandfather's death.
Atticus: Well, my dad died three years ago! It makes me feel so upset and I don't want to talk about this anymore!"
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Post by tgrimes on Oct 24, 2017 21:48:53 GMT -6
Me: what do you want to be when you grow up? Do you want to be an astronaut and fly around in a space shuttle? M: No. I just want to be Mara.
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Post by joelies on Oct 25, 2017 7:01:25 GMT -6
Colin came out of his room shortly after bedtime to use the potty, and DH was upstairs and handled it. On their way back to his room and to bed, they had a chat that pretty well explains their current relationship.
C: Mommy was right and you were wrong. R: What are you talking about? C: Mommy said it was going to rain today, you said it wasn't going to rain until tomorrow. It's raining right now. Mommy was right and you were wrong. R: ... C: I like it better when Mommy checks on me at night.
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