klong11
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Post by klong11 on May 27, 2017 17:06:02 GMT -6
Just a new thread for funny shit our kids say.
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on May 27, 2017 17:07:23 GMT -6
This morning:
C: mom, it's time to get up Me: go to the living room, daddy is out there. C: mom, we're a family. That means you have to come with me so we can all be together.
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Post by csho on May 27, 2017 18:03:03 GMT -6
DH came outside to carry groceries in, he wasn't fast enough to open the door for V and V scolded him, "Daddy be a helper!"
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sing2phins
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Post by sing2phins on May 28, 2017 10:08:27 GMT -6
OMG Maggie just pointed to the varicose vein on my leg and said, "Mommy, you're cracked!"
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vino
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Post by vino on May 29, 2017 22:33:49 GMT -6
Julia woke up 30 minutes after going to sleep, I just let her cry. B was in the tub playing before bedtime..
B: Mom, she's crying Me: I know, i can hear her. She's ok B: Mom, you need to go nurse her. Me: she's ok. She's learning how to fall asleep. B: ...she's not a very good learner
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on May 29, 2017 23:13:23 GMT -6
Atticus grabbed his testicles before bath and announced, "My penis has a cramp and feels like a crab! I need to wash off."
Um, sure, okay.
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Post by wineallthetime on May 30, 2017 5:35:14 GMT -6
Me: Good night, snuggle monster C: Good night, girl snuggle monster
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nam2013
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Post by nam2013 on May 30, 2017 5:41:06 GMT -6
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guster
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Post by guster on May 30, 2017 5:58:10 GMT -6
Me: Good night, snuggle monster C: Good night, girl snuggle monster This is so cute. You just reminded me that when Josie and mh play with the wiffleball bat and ball they call each other baseball dad and baseball girl.
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Post by peachsmama on May 31, 2017 9:59:23 GMT -6
Matthew came to the table last night for dinner and said "not again!" Apparently we need more variety in our meals..
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yummeecookee
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Post by yummeecookee on May 31, 2017 17:42:57 GMT -6
C has recently added 'poop' and 'potty' to his vocabulary.
Me, talking to C: Now we just need to get you to poop on the potty and we'll be good! B: mommy, I poop on the potty and pee on the potty. And fart on the potty!
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on May 31, 2017 18:01:00 GMT -6
C has recently added 'poop' and 'potty' to his vocabulary. Me, talking to C: Now we just need to get you to poop on the potty and we'll be good! B: mommy, I poop on the potty and pee on the potty. And fart on the potty! Cadence explained to me yesterday that sometimes you poop on the potty, but sometimes you don't and sometimes you pee on the potty, but sometimes you don't. I was like yeah, I'm aware.
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on May 31, 2017 18:02:13 GMT -6
Cadence pronounces tomato with a short a. She thinks she's fancy or something.
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yummeecookee
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Post by yummeecookee on Jun 1, 2017 6:33:02 GMT -6
Finishing getting dressed for work - B: Mommy, I like your ness-lace (how she says necklace). Me: Aw, thank you! B: I like your boobies. Me: um, thanks, me too!
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Post by peachsmama on Jun 1, 2017 6:34:01 GMT -6
When I tell M I said no. He says "AND I said yes"
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Jun 4, 2017 18:45:35 GMT -6
Heading to the grocery store.
C: mom, we can't buy any fruits or veggies Me: no fruits or veggies? But, those are healthy foods. C: I don't like healthy foods. Me: what are you if you aren't healthy? C: hungry.
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Post by lahdeedah on Jun 4, 2017 19:24:23 GMT -6
Yesterday, M came to find me while I was on the toilet. He opens the door and looks at me for a few seconds.
M: Momma, when you all done, call me and I come to wipe your booty! ::Closes door:: Me: ... ::door opens:: M: Just call my name. OKAY??!!
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kim22
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Post by kim22 on Jun 4, 2017 19:42:28 GMT -6
Speaking of bathroom stories, I was hovering over a public toilet yesterday with T in the stall and he told me I was like a cow, getting the milk out.
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jun 4, 2017 21:18:08 GMT -6
Last night at the family party Pete had about 4 beers, so I drove us home.
Atticus saw Pete hand me the keys and asked why Daddy isn't driving.
Me: He had some beer, and when you do that it's not safe to drive. Atticus: (points to my chin) you don't have beard. (Points to his own chin) I don't have a beard...I CAN DRIVE!!!
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sing2phins
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Post by sing2phins on Jun 5, 2017 5:56:00 GMT -6
You guys, just say no to squatting on the toilet. I promise you are not going to catch anything.
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Post by wineallthetime on Jun 5, 2017 6:18:20 GMT -6
You guys, just say no to squatting on the toilet. I promise you are not going to catch anything. I'm not sitting on some nasty pee covered toilet seat!
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sing2phins
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Post by sing2phins on Jun 5, 2017 6:19:10 GMT -6
You guys, just say no to squatting on the toilet. I promise you are not going to catch anything. I'm not sitting on some nasty pee covered toilet seat! It's only pee-covered because of all the squatters!
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Post by wineallthetime on Jun 5, 2017 6:19:55 GMT -6
I'm not sitting on some nasty pee covered toilet seat! It's only pee-covered because of all the squatters! Lol true, but I'm not cleaning that pee so I can sit!
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Post by peachsmama on Jun 5, 2017 6:34:12 GMT -6
Jackson is obsessed with singing happy birthday and sang it to the window yesterday.. "happy birthday to youuuuuuu window!" Even Matthew laughed lol.
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Post by tgrimes on Jun 5, 2017 7:40:15 GMT -6
It's only pee-covered because of all the squatters! Lol true, but I'm not cleaning that pee so I can sit! Just lay some pieces of toilet paper on the seat if there's no seat covers, if you're that worried about it. Unless you're just squatting to get some exercise in...
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Jun 5, 2017 7:50:22 GMT -6
If there is pee all over the seat, I suggest picking a new stall....
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guster
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Post by guster on Jun 9, 2017 6:21:41 GMT -6
The tantrums that Josie was having have subsided. A powerful tool for her is to countdown from 5 to 1. This morning Charlie was throwing his food off of his highchair, and I said "Okay, that's it! Charlie, you're done," in a stern voice. Josie looked at me and said, "Mommy, just countdown from 5 to 1; you'll be fine."
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Post by wedding on Jun 9, 2017 7:30:31 GMT -6
The tantrums that Josie was having have subsided. A powerful tool for her is to countdown from 5 to 1. This morning Charlie was throwing his food off of his highchair, and I said "Okay, that's it! Charlie, you're done," in a stern voice. Josie looked at me and said, "Mommy, just countdown from 5 to 1; you'll be fine." Do you guys watch Peg + Cat on PBS? That's what she does to calm down. Its a cute show.
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Post by wedding on Jun 9, 2017 7:31:54 GMT -6
This morning: C: Mom, I'm going to buy you a gift. Me: Oh yeah, what are you buying me. C: A big power ranger. I'll give it to you when we get home. Me: Does he have a sword? C: No. Swords are real expensive. You need to put that on Santa's list.
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tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Jun 9, 2017 7:32:32 GMT -6
The tantrums that Josie was having have subsided. A powerful tool for her is to countdown from 5 to 1. This morning Charlie was throwing his food off of his highchair, and I said "Okay, that's it! Charlie, you're done," in a stern voice. Josie looked at me and said, "Mommy, just countdown from 5 to 1; you'll be fine." Josie could teach me a thing or two.
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