klong11
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Post by klong11 on Jul 5, 2017 18:58:50 GMT -6
While I was gone Cadence apparently told her teacher I left on a plane and that I have a baby in my stomach. Um, nope to both. My kid lies.
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Post by wineallthetime on Jul 7, 2017 5:03:55 GMT -6
C was looking at a picture with superman and Captain America:
Me: did you know Superman's name is Clark? C: yeah! And this is LueLue America!
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tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Jul 7, 2017 14:55:32 GMT -6
M: I love your new purse, mommy. Me: Thank you. Mommy likes it, too. M: I'll carry it for you.
She now carries my purse to and from the car no matter where we're going. Who knew she cared so much about purses?
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tallb
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Post by tallb on Jul 7, 2017 20:16:50 GMT -6
Driving home yesterday out of the blue, j asks "do dogs have penises?" I am glad he's rear facing because I was cracking up.
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Post by lahdeedah on Jul 7, 2017 23:04:48 GMT -6
Tonight M comes into my room with a peice of his pop up tent.
M: Mommy, my tent is broken. Me: You broke it? M: No, Dada broke it! I have to buy another one! Me: YOU are going to buy another one? I'm glad you are going to work to pay for your tent. M: No! I'm too little. I go to the store with you and pick out a new tent. You have to buy it. Me: So that's how this works. M: uh...Yes. 😐
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jul 10, 2017 22:52:31 GMT -6
Driving home yesterday out of the blue, j asks "do dogs have penises?" I am glad he's rear facing because I was cracking up. Atticus is all about identifying genitalia lately. "Mang (Sinny) has a penis. Dad has a penis. Xander has a penis. You have a puh-gina." Also overheard him telling Xander while they were in the tub, "I have the biggest penis in the woooorrrrlllld!" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jul 11, 2017 9:25:01 GMT -6
Last night we were holding hands walking through the mall:
"Mommy, your hands are so soft and beautiful."
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nam2013
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Post by nam2013 on Jul 11, 2017 9:34:45 GMT -6
Last night we were holding hands walking through the mall: "Mommy, your hands are so soft and beautiful." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk That's too sweet.
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sing2phins
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Post by sing2phins on Jul 12, 2017 11:13:24 GMT -6
FB repeats:
Putting Maggie to bed the other night in Michigan, I told her she could sleep on the floor if she wanted, but that she couldn't leave the room. She said, "But I really love leaving rooms."
This morning, they were hugging each other saying, "Dis my Mah-gee," and "This is my Benjamin." I died of sweetness.
A couple of weeks ago, Maggie yelled, "Mommy, I have an acorn in my butt!" I was like, what in the world? She poked at the top of her butt and goes, "Look! An acorn!" She had discovered her tailbone.
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tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Jul 13, 2017 21:29:41 GMT -6
Reading a book about animals i asked What are the fishies doing (fully expecting him to say swimming) L: Pooping in the water Sent from my LG-K371 using Tapatalk LOL! I mean, he has a point.
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Post by peachsmama on Jul 14, 2017 6:00:01 GMT -6
Last night Matthew kept getting out of time out and I repeated "get back in thst chair right now!" About 5 times. The last time he got down Jack yelled it out before I could catch him. Pointing his finger and everything lol.
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jul 14, 2017 8:06:53 GMT -6
Atticus recently learned cars have different names.
Atticus: Our blue car is a Saturn. Grandpa's gold car is a Mercury. Our silver car is...a Jupiter?
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Jul 14, 2017 8:09:50 GMT -6
Atticus recently learned cats have different names. Atticus: Our blue car is a Saturn. Grandpa's gold car is a Mercury. Our silver car is...a Jupiter? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk There is a little boy in Cadence's class that knows the makes and models of all the parents' cars. You say a kid's name and he will tell you what the mom and dad drive. It's pretty impressive. He has been obsessed with cars since forever. He likes to look at my key and tell me what all the buttons on it are and then show me the key he is either wearing or has. Sometimes it's a key in his pocket, sometimes it is a key around his neck. Super cute.
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Post by peachsmama on Jul 14, 2017 8:11:09 GMT -6
Atticus recently learned cats have different names. Atticus: Our blue car is a Saturn. Grandpa's gold car is a Mercury. Our silver car is...a Jupiter? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk There is a little boy in Cadence's class that knows the makes and models of all the parents' cars. You say a kid's name and he will tell you what the mom and dad drive. It's pretty impressive. He has been obsessed with cars since forever. He likes to look at my key and tell me what all the buttons on it are and then show me the key he is either wearing or has. Sometimes it's a key in his pocket, sometimes it is a key around his neck. Super cute. Thats adorable.
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joelies
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Post by joelies on Jul 14, 2017 12:12:48 GMT -6
Atticus recently learned cats have different names. Atticus: Our blue car is a Saturn. Grandpa's gold car is a Mercury. Our silver car is...a Jupiter? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk There is a little boy in Cadence's class that knows the makes and models of all the parents' cars. You say a kid's name and he will tell you what the mom and dad drive. It's pretty impressive. He has been obsessed with cars since forever. He likes to look at my key and tell me what all the buttons on it are and then show me the key he is either wearing or has. Sometimes it's a key in his pocket, sometimes it is a key around his neck. Super cute. That was my best friend's kid when he was little. It was a bit disconcerting how excited he'd get about a car he didn't see often.
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Post by cheeksmum on Jul 14, 2017 19:50:08 GMT -6
Tonight at DH's ball game... *N took off his sunglasses and sneezed* Yep. I'm allergic to the sun.
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jewels
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Post by jewels on Jul 17, 2017 8:17:28 GMT -6
Whenever I ask S what he wants to be when he grows up he says "A real life Buzz Lightyear" This weekend we were talking about a family friend who is getting married, which led to a discussion about S getting married. I asked him who he was going to marry. His answer? "A real life Buzz Lightyear. Because that's what I will be so I should to marry one." Guess he doesn't want inter-species marriage
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jewels
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Post by jewels on Jul 17, 2017 8:19:14 GMT -6
There is a little boy in Cadence's class that knows the makes and models of all the parents' cars. You say a kid's name and he will tell you what the mom and dad drive. It's pretty impressive. He has been obsessed with cars since forever. He likes to look at my key and tell me what all the buttons on it are and then show me the key he is either wearing or has. Sometimes it's a key in his pocket, sometimes it is a key around his neck. Super cute. That was my best friend's kid when he was little. It was a bit disconcerting how excited he'd get about a car he didn't see often. My nephew was like this with airplanes from the time he was 2. He would look up in the sky and say "look! It's a 747, or whatever type of plane it was." I always thought he was just making it up because I didn't know any better. But my brother said he was pretty much always right.
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tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Jul 17, 2017 9:47:01 GMT -6
M: I'm going to get married today. Me: You are? Who are you going to marry? M: Daddy. MH: Well, isn't that sweet. M: I'm going to marry daddy and you can stay with Granmda, mommy. Okay?
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Jul 18, 2017 11:35:27 GMT -6
C: Mom, I need to wear a headband tomorrow because headbands are for girls. I'm a girl now, not a boy. If I turn back into a boy, then I won't wear headbands. Me: uh....ok..... C: find one with flowers Me: right.
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jul 18, 2017 15:58:07 GMT -6
There is a little boy in Cadence's class that knows the makes and models of all the parents' cars. You say a kid's name and he will tell you what the mom and dad drive. It's pretty impressive. He has been obsessed with cars since forever. He likes to look at my key and tell me what all the buttons on it are and then show me the key he is either wearing or has. Sometimes it's a key in his pocket, sometimes it is a key around his neck. Super cute. That was my best friend's kid when he was little. It was a bit disconcerting how excited he'd get about a car he didn't see often. Dude is like this with music. "Shannon Larkin doesn't play on this album, it's Tommy Stewart." "Phil Rudd came back after Chris Slade left." His band trivia game is strong. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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guster
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Post by guster on Jul 18, 2017 16:23:22 GMT -6
Josie likes to use my phone these days to document her adventures. After dinner tonight, she told me she needed to take a picture of the iPad. After she finished shooting five or six of the exact same angle said, "Those are really good action shots." Here's the proof:
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cagoldi
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Post by cagoldi on Jul 18, 2017 23:15:09 GMT -6
A new kid started at Dude's school yesterday. I was asking him to tell me about his new friend and I said, "he looks a lot like Henry (another boy in his class). They both have blond hair and blue eyes."
Atticus: No mama, John has O hair.
It was then that I realized he thinks curls look like the letter O.
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Post by peachsmama on Jul 19, 2017 8:42:39 GMT -6
Jackson loves to swim. Like LOVES IT. He was yelling "I want to go under!" Over and over and over. And jumped in every time and went under.
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Post by trtlcrzy on Jul 19, 2017 11:13:45 GMT -6
"This looks like Elsa's thing, or her dress I mean-ed"
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Post by vino on Jul 20, 2017 10:30:25 GMT -6
Me: ok B, you've got about 10 minutes before Baba comes to pick you up B: (starts cleaning up while singing the 'clean up' song, clean his toys, J's, looks under all the chairs/couches Then starts walking downstairs.) Me: B where are you going? B: I need a broom, this place is a mess.
This kid is totally mine.
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Jul 21, 2017 8:03:13 GMT -6
Botched was on (I know, not appropriate for the 3 year old) and the woman was about to go in for breast reconstruction and the dr. was drawing on her. C: OMG! WHAT is THAT?? Me: Those are her boobs. She's getting them fixed. C: Why is he drawing on her with markers. You're not supposed to do that. Me: He is drawing where it needs to be fixed. C: I like to touch your boobies. Me: You really shouldn't touch other people's bodies without their permission. C: haha, that's funny
I changed the channel to watch Peppa instead.
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kim22
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Post by kim22 on Jul 21, 2017 17:29:00 GMT -6
T asks if he can kiss the baby in my belly often. Yesterday in a very crowded waiting room at DD's gymnastics, he asks "can I kiss your booty?"
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Post by peachsmama on Jul 22, 2017 18:33:35 GMT -6
Matthew told us he wanted to sit on the potty. When I put him on he asked to be left alone. He sat for 15 minutes but never went. When I asked if he went he said "no, just gas"
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Post by wineallthetime on Jul 22, 2017 19:46:26 GMT -6
A friend of mine was talking about how she had to go to the hospital for an infection and C barges into the conversation and says, "Is that where you got that pretty shirt?" There had been zero talk about her outfit before that comment.
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