tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Sept 6, 2017 11:04:33 GMT -6
Since I've returned home, all I've heard is Mommy, mommy watch this, mommy. mommy, mommy.
M: Mommy, watch this. Mommy look at me. Me: M, stop saying mommy. I'm right here. I promise I haven't taken my eyes off you. ::long pause:: M: Tonia, watch this.
Smart girl.
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Post by peachsmama on Sept 6, 2017 11:08:01 GMT -6
My nephew gets confused when it's just me around with him and my boys and he sometimes calls me mommy. I know I would hate it so I'm always saying "I'm your aunt Abby, I'm Jack's mommy!" But now Jack says it. "Mommy to me, Abby to Charlie!" Lol.
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Sept 6, 2017 11:12:00 GMT -6
peachsmama, Cadence calls me by her teacher's name or sometimes Daddy. She calls her teacher Mommy sometimes too.
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Post by peachsmama on Sept 6, 2017 11:13:25 GMT -6
peachsmama , Cadence calls me by her teacher's name or sometimes Daddy. She calls her teacher Mommy sometimes too. I did that in high school once..
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Post by wedding on Sept 6, 2017 11:33:36 GMT -6
Callan calls me poop. No joke. "hey poop!" This started a few weeks ago. I am now at the point of ignoring him when he calls me that.
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guster
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Post by guster on Sept 6, 2017 11:53:36 GMT -6
Josie constantly calls me daddy and MH mommy. It makes no sense.
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Sept 6, 2017 12:01:28 GMT -6
Callan calls me poop. No joke. "hey poop!" This started a few weeks ago. I am now at the point of ignoring him when he calls me that. Are poop and pee jokes popular at this age? Cadence thinks they are hilarious and loves saying things are poop or pee, or saying that is what she is eating, etc.
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tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Sept 6, 2017 12:04:51 GMT -6
Callan calls me poop. No joke. "hey poop!" This started a few weeks ago. I am now at the point of ignoring him when he calls me that. Are poop and pee jokes popular at this age? Cadence thinks they are hilarious and loves saying things are poop or pee, or saying that is what she is eating, etc. So does M.
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Post by jewels on Sept 6, 2017 12:04:53 GMT -6
Since I've returned home, all I've heard is Mommy, mommy watch this, mommy. mommy, mommy. M: Mommy, watch this. Mommy look at me. Me: M, stop saying mommy. I'm right here. I promise I haven't taken my eyes off you. ::long pause:: M: Tonia, watch this. Smart girl. There is a new teacher at school who I met when I picked up yesterday. I introduced myself using my first name and S said "no, tell her your other name. Your name mommy"
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Post by jewels on Sept 6, 2017 12:06:46 GMT -6
Callan calls me poop. No joke. "hey poop!" This started a few weeks ago. I am now at the point of ignoring him when he calls me that. Are poop and pee jokes popular at this age? Cadence thinks they are hilarious and loves saying things are poop or pee, or saying that is what she is eating, etc. Yes. Then S will randomly ask me if something is a potty word. It's weird, like he's trying to find more potty words.
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Post by wedding on Sept 6, 2017 16:55:17 GMT -6
On the way home
C: Benjamin threw sand at me. But that's ok. He's a good boy and I like him. Me: why did he throw sand at you? C: because we were in a fight Me: what were you fighting about C: Pirates
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Sept 8, 2017 9:53:46 GMT -6
At the dentist this morning:
Tech: I brought you a balloon. It's yellow. Do you like yellow? C: I like every OTHER color of the rainbow.
later she got to pick a toy for being good during her visit. C: I want the slime (of course) Tech: Do you want yellow like your balloon? C: No way, Jose (pronounced ho-see because she doesn't believe me that it is supposed to rhyme)
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Post by wedding on Sept 8, 2017 11:37:46 GMT -6
At the dentist this morning: **snip** C: No way, Jose (pronounced ho-see because she doesn't believe me that it is supposed to rhyme) Whenever I say something like "No way Jose" C yells "I'm not Jose!! Stop calling me that!". I do it to piss him off at this point.
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jewels
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Post by jewels on Sept 8, 2017 13:16:25 GMT -6
At the dentist this morning: **snip** C: No way, Jose (pronounced ho-see because she doesn't believe me that it is supposed to rhyme) Whenever I say something like "No way Jose" C yells "I'm not Jose!! Stop calling me that!". I do it to piss him off at this point. Exact same
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Sept 8, 2017 13:47:03 GMT -6
She got in the car this morning and yelled, "look at all this crap in my seat!" It was basically cracker and cookie crumbs from her eating in her car seat. I had to remind her not to use the word crap at dc today. She then asked if she could say it at the dentist office. Um....no.
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tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Sept 8, 2017 14:49:48 GMT -6
I was driving and someone cut me off.
Me: That fucker. M: What happened, mommy? Me: someone almost hit mommy's car. M: Why did you say fucker? Me: Let's not repeat that, M. M: Fucker, fucker, fucker. Me: Oh.
I guess I need to watch my mouth when I'm driving.
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Post by kim22 on Sept 9, 2017 15:08:18 GMT -6
tgrimes, C says "Oh my god, look at my butt!" and shakes his butt. He dies laughing every time. I've stopped fighting it and laugh too. T does this too but instead of "my" he names someone else in the room.
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Sept 13, 2017 9:16:05 GMT -6
C: I want some milk Me: Remember the dentist said no more milk at bedtime C: No, the rule is no more milk after I brush my teeth. I haven't brushed my teeth yet, so I can have milk. *begin to get milk for smart ass daughter* Mh: I thought she wasn't allowed to have milk?
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Post by peachsmama on Sept 14, 2017 6:43:20 GMT -6
At the dentist this morning: **snip** C: No way, Jose (pronounced ho-see because she doesn't believe me that it is supposed to rhyme) Whenever I say something like "No way Jose" C yells "I'm not Jose!! Stop calling me that!". I do it to piss him off at this point. Jack has started doing this. But he says it to us and it's fine. But if we say it "I not Jose! I JACKSON!"
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Post by peachsmama on Sept 14, 2017 6:44:28 GMT -6
I put Matthew in time out yesterday "Mommy, you are mean to me. The police are going to come take care of you and you're not going to be allowed to stay at nana's house anymore" Where did he get that?!
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tgrimes
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Post by tgrimes on Sept 14, 2017 9:56:35 GMT -6
This morning when I was trying to wake M up:
Me: M, it's time to wake up because we need to get ready for school M: I don't want to go to school. Me: Okay well your brother misses you and wants you to play with him M: Let me sleep 10 min and I'll play with him later.
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Post by cagoldi on Sept 18, 2017 13:42:46 GMT -6
Yesterday X had an epic blowout while I was upstairs resting.
When I came downstairs Atticus informed me, "Xander had a major poop, Mama! Not regular like a baby, this was a dinosaur poop!"
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Post by trtlcrzy on Sept 19, 2017 15:51:34 GMT -6
H was in the bathroom getting ready to wipe.
Me: "That's way too much, you only need a little bit of toilet paper."
H: "my dad uses lots of toilet paper, his butt is super long!"
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Post by guster on Sept 21, 2017 14:37:37 GMT -6
We got a thank you present from my sister-in-law today, and it had a really pretty black and white ribbon attached to it. Josie took one look at it and said, "That's perfect for my ribbon dancing. Mom, can you put on something jazzy?"
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Post by wedding on Sept 21, 2017 15:49:01 GMT -6
Last night C laid his head in my lap and said "mom, you're my best friend". My heart melted. Then he looks at me and says "so that means you can help me pick up my toys because friends help each other!"
Courtesy of Daniel Tigers friendship episode. Little shit!
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klong11
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Post by klong11 on Sept 21, 2017 18:00:46 GMT -6
wedding I get a lot of "sharing is caring" when I have something Cadence wants
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Post by cagoldi on Sept 22, 2017 13:17:10 GMT -6
I realized the concept of fishing is completely foreign to Dude when we were at a park with a lake a couple nights ago.
Atticus: What are they doing? Me: They're catching fish. They put a line in the water with a hook on the end. When the fish bite the hook, they pull them out of the water. Atticus: Why? Me: Sometimes people eat fish. Atticus: **looks puzzled** They take them out of the lake and then they bite their heads?!
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Post by cheeksmum on Sept 24, 2017 2:26:45 GMT -6
We're driving to Newfoundland (22hr drive from our house to the boat) and we were roughly 14hrs in...
N: mommy, when will I get to drive on the boat with daddy? Me: well, remember how mommy said we will leave when the sun is sleeping. The sun will come up and spend the day with us, then the sun has to go to sleep and when the sun comes back up again we will be at the boat? N: yea... me: well the sun just went back to bed, so when it's all rested it will come back and we will be at the boat. N: Come on Sun!!! Time to get up!
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Post by cagoldi on Sept 25, 2017 14:19:55 GMT -6
Outside playing on our patio...
Atticus: Girls are not good at sports. Me: Excuse me?! Who says that, sweetie? Atticus: **laughs** Me: **picks up basketball and makes free throw in Fisher Price hoop** Atticus: **gasps** Dad! Look what mom can do with her super vegan muscles! I'm very good at sports. I get it from mom.
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Post by wineallthetime on Sept 25, 2017 14:22:39 GMT -6
Goldi, super vegan muscles!!!! So funny!!!
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