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Sept 18, 2020 9:24:13 GMT -6
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Post by GhoatMonket on Sept 18, 2020 9:24:13 GMT -6
I call that time period "college". I made the mistake of always being tied down during college. Unfortunately, not literally. 😬 If you are and blindfolded, don't use flavored spray whipped cream. That shit burns when it gets under the blindfold. And with tied up hands, there's nothing you can do.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:24:29 GMT -6
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Post by Pistol on Sept 18, 2020 9:24:29 GMT -6
If something happens to my marriage, I will find an elderly billionaire and quietly marry him so his kids couldn’t stop it. Oh good plan! I will need some cash flow and marrying an old rich guy is probably more beneficial than just banking on finding a sugar daddy.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:24:34 GMT -6
Post by piratecat on Sept 18, 2020 9:24:34 GMT -6
I made baked oatmeal cups and my kid loved them. And then I realized I missed out on a perfect cauliflower moment. I've let you all down.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:25:14 GMT -6
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Post by sudsy on Sept 18, 2020 9:25:14 GMT -6
I made the mistake of always being tied down during college. Unfortunately, not literally. 😬 If you are and blindfolded, don't use flavored spray whipped cream. That shit burns when it gets under the blindfold. And with tied up hands, there's nothing you can do. I’m a hard no thank you to food being eaten off a body.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:25:21 GMT -6
Post by STP on Sept 18, 2020 9:25:21 GMT -6
But you do this, not infrequently Right. I'm feeling a little personal vendetta from you specifically recently so please to ignore my posts if you don't like what I'm posting. Oh would you just shut up sometimes? And that's coming from me, of all people.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:25:39 GMT -6
Post by STP on Sept 18, 2020 9:25:39 GMT -6
I love weddings. You all are haters of joy.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:25:40 GMT -6
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Post by icedcoffee on Sept 18, 2020 9:25:40 GMT -6
To clarify I'm looking forward to seeing these people and celebrating. Just the places are not places I would have chosen to travel to. And with covid this year were not gonna have all the extra travel money for next year and won't be able to do a vacay of our choosing 2 years in a row now.
Super dumb first world problem I know but I really love traveling and planning our vacays
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Sept 18, 2020 9:25:55 GMT -6
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Post by GhoatMonket on Sept 18, 2020 9:25:55 GMT -6
I made the mistake of always being tied down during college. Unfortunately, not literally. 😬 I was dating H in college. We started dating right before my senior year of high school. Which seems so crazy now. At the time I really thought he was going to be a rebound and he thought the same about me. Jokes on us! 🤣 H is a one night stand that never went away.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:26:18 GMT -6
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Post by lucilleaustero on Sept 18, 2020 9:26:18 GMT -6
For posterity, and I am not sure it would have been funny yesterday, but I am positive it is not funny now: Miranda: I will be locked up like some nun, withering and wasting away lonely and alone all because you're mad at Jesus, so I don't get to have Idris. You're taking away my Idris chance. Ben:[Laughing] What? Miranda:Idris Elba! He could come to Seattle, witness an accident, save a child's life, carry that child in his arms, bare-chested, into my trauma room. You don't know. Ben: So, you're gonna pull the plug on me so you can have your way with Idris Elba? Miranda: It's Idris Elba! Read more at: transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=18062
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Sept 18, 2020 9:27:08 GMT -6
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Post by Pistol on Sept 18, 2020 9:27:08 GMT -6
For posterity, and I am not sure it would have been funny yesterday, but I am positive it is not funny now: Miranda: I will be locked up like some nun, withering and wasting away lonely and alone all because you're mad at Jesus, so I don't get to have Idris. You're taking away my Idris chance. Ben:[Laughing] What? Miranda:Idris Elba! He could come to Seattle, witness an accident, save a child's life, carry that child in his arms, bare-chested, into my trauma room. You don't know. Ben: So, you're gonna pull the plug on me so you can have your way with Idris Elba? Miranda: It's Idris Elba! Read more at: transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=18062I chuckled.
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Post by FlightView on Sept 18, 2020 9:27:18 GMT -6
H and I make the same amount of money. It all goes to one account and I pay the bills. It’s all written down in my planner so if he has a question if a bill was paid, he can check.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:27:52 GMT -6
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Post by GhoatMonket on Sept 18, 2020 9:27:52 GMT -6
If you are and blindfolded, don't use flavored spray whipped cream. That shit burns when it gets under the blindfold. And with tied up hands, there's nothing you can do. I’m a hard no thank you to food being eaten off a body. Yeah, that never really happened. It was more the idea if it and making a mess. Don't leave an 18 and 20 year old unsurprvised.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:28:28 GMT -6
Post by Rusty Red on Sept 18, 2020 9:28:28 GMT -6
If something happens to my marriage, I will find an elderly billionaire and quietly marry him so his kids couldn’t stop it.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:28:29 GMT -6
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Post by lucilleaustero on Sept 18, 2020 9:28:29 GMT -6
Best part of weddings is the passed hors d’oeuvre Cocktail hour is almost always better.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:28:52 GMT -6
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Post by Pistol on Sept 18, 2020 9:28:52 GMT -6
Did someone in this thread announce a divorce? I feel like they are in the water these days. Not that I saw. Rusty Red is debating her relationship status with her SO but no divorce announcement that I have seen.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:29:02 GMT -6
Post by willow on Sept 18, 2020 9:29:02 GMT -6
I had a really steamy dream about an old high school friend last night, and I haven't talked to her in years. She scrubbed her SM a long time ago so I googled her this morning to see if I could find her on LinkedIn. I did, and sent her a request to connect. Not because now I want to get in bed with her, but I guess my sex dream was a good way of reminding me that she still exists.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:29:13 GMT -6
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Post by Kida on Sept 18, 2020 9:29:13 GMT -6
But you do this, not infrequently Right. I'm feeling a little personal vendetta from you specifically recently so please to ignore my posts if you don't like what I'm posting. Literally to God, no personal vendetta, I would respond the same to anyone if they were posting like you. I don't curse you or call you names, I just state facts. You can't turn this in to I hate you, you just can't. This is not a me problem.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:29:38 GMT -6
Post by bobyn on Sept 18, 2020 9:29:38 GMT -6
Is the confession that you didn't realize he was never on Grey's Anatomy? Is the confession that I've never seen a single episode of Grey's Anatomy?
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Sept 18, 2020 9:29:40 GMT -6
Post by Rusty Red on Sept 18, 2020 9:29:40 GMT -6
Did someone in this thread announce a divorce? I feel like they are in the water these days. Nah, I think it started with my confession about not being happy in my relationship. GO mentioned me being divorced, conversations about divorce went from there.
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Post by FlightView on Sept 18, 2020 9:30:43 GMT -6
Did someone in this thread announce a divorce? I feel like they are in the water these days. I’ll make a thread if that ever happens. I won’t bury it in confessions.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:31:03 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2020 9:31:03 GMT -6
Right. I'm feeling a little personal vendetta from you specifically recently so please to ignore my posts if you don't like what I'm posting. Literally to God, no personal vendetta, I would respond the same to anyone if they were posting like you. I don't curse you or call you names, I just state facts. You can't turn this in to I hate you, you just can't. This is not a me problem. Lol okay You're just coming in hot to me recently, sometimes way off base and out there with your comments to me. Just what I've observed and my opinion. You do you. I didn't say you hated me. But you can't say it's not a bit personal. 🙃
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Sept 18, 2020 9:31:05 GMT -6
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Post by Pistol on Sept 18, 2020 9:31:05 GMT -6
I had a dream the other night that I needed a projector for homeschooling purposes and was so excited to get to use it for sewing too (nerdy goal is to get a projector so I don't have to print sewing patterns anymore) and was sad to wake up and discover I did not in fact have a projector. So then I tried to think of a reason to need it for schooling. I came up empty handed.
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Post by FlightView on Sept 18, 2020 9:31:14 GMT -6
I’m being cheeky FTR
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Sept 18, 2020 9:32:27 GMT -6
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Post by jaygee on Sept 18, 2020 9:32:27 GMT -6
Did someone in this thread announce a divorce? I feel like they are in the water these days. I would like to divorce my job right now. Does that count?
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Sept 18, 2020 9:32:31 GMT -6
Post by McBenny on Sept 18, 2020 9:32:31 GMT -6
I really hate weddings. I mean I would never tell anyone that in person. I don't mean attending, that's fine. I just feel it's a waste of money and just too much for one time event. I also feel you don't need to have that many people there. Do they all truly support your union? I wouldn't want iffy people there or distant relatives I don't know. So many are OTT. I side eye my nephew and his wife, but it was their party. They did try to get the parent groups to pay for their "share" based on who was invited and got laughed at by all 4 sets of parents. My brother gave him the amount he had planned to help with and told them to figure it out. The reception venue they had was expensive (cool, but fuck). We came in way under budget and can hopefully do a big anniversary party for a milestone (which will probably cost more than the first one did). I know a lady that helicoptered away from the reception venue. They were featured in D magazine.
She recently asked me how to apply for free and reduced lunch.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:32:35 GMT -6
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Post by Pistol on Sept 18, 2020 9:32:35 GMT -6
Right. I'm feeling a little personal vendetta from you specifically recently so please to ignore my posts if you don't like what I'm posting. Literally to God, no personal vendetta, I would respond the same to anyone if they were posting like you. I don't curse you or call you names, I just state facts. You can't turn this in to I hate you, you just can't. This is not a me problem. Its your turn now! Have fun! 🤣
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Sept 18, 2020 9:34:08 GMT -6
Post by McBenny on Sept 18, 2020 9:34:08 GMT -6
LOLing at telling someone to ignore posts they don't like. We don't do that shit here. Facts
said in my DS' voice.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:35:09 GMT -6
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Post by Kida on Sept 18, 2020 9:35:09 GMT -6
Literally to God, no personal vendetta, I would respond the same to anyone if they were posting like you. I don't curse you or call you names, I just state facts. You can't turn this in to I hate you, you just can't. This is not a me problem. Lol okay You're just coming in hot to me recently, sometimes way off base and out there with your comments to me. Just what I've observed and my opinion. You do you. I didn't say you hated me. But you can't say it's not a bit personal. 🙃 Why do you think it's personal?
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Sept 18, 2020 9:36:04 GMT -6
Post by pobre on Sept 18, 2020 9:36:04 GMT -6
The last 2 years have made me wish I never got divorced. Nothing good has come out of it, really.
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Sept 18, 2020 9:36:05 GMT -6
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Post by babybean on Sept 18, 2020 9:36:05 GMT -6
i’ve never been to a wedding besides my own. Other than my own I only went to one as a +1 with my MIL. It was in Jamaica and she paid for my flight and stay so saying no would’ve been dumb.
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