rugger
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Post by rugger on Oct 12, 2017 6:52:11 GMT -6
Oh P usually asks me to go faster. Super fast. Faster than all the other cars. Haha my kids too! |
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Post by pbandj714 on Oct 12, 2017 8:20:15 GMT -6
LOL mc13, R knows what's up! Get out of the way, people! |
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mc13
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Post by mc13 on Oct 12, 2017 12:53:49 GMT -6
LOL mc13, R knows what's up! Get out of the way, people! Haha! I think she may take after her dad with this road rage. |
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Post by Dramaphile on Oct 12, 2017 13:02:28 GMT -6
Nugget is now trying to talk to Alexa (aka the Echo Dot), which is kind of adorable but also driving me nuts because she yells over me when I try to ask Alexa to turn the lights on and off, so then it can't understand me. Like literally yells along with me "Al-Ah! [very loud gibberish toddler-speak]"
She also tells the dog to be quiet when he barks at things.
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snowmoon
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Post by snowmoon on Oct 12, 2017 13:04:11 GMT -6
Grandpa: "don't put that close to your face."
B: "don't poop close to my face."
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milano
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Post by milano on Oct 13, 2017 5:36:43 GMT -6
I'm just testing something here, related to photo previews.  |
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tj
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Post by tj on Oct 13, 2017 5:46:34 GMT -6
Ok but why is the book on the floor???
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milano
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Post by milano on Oct 13, 2017 6:45:33 GMT -6
Ok but why is the book on the floor??? Lol it's a screenshot I took because I liked the rug.... I wondered about the book too. |
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mapleme
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Post by mapleme on Oct 13, 2017 7:46:01 GMT -6
Ok but why is the book on the floor??? The handsome middle aged man was doing his daily ritual of reading his the one book provided to him by his captor Marcia Stewart. Marcia ever longed to be like her more famous cousin Martha, but did not have the design skills or self marketing acumen. So she resigned herself to kidnapping and caring for photogenic men while providing them with minimal yet tasteful decor. On this fateful day a heroic mail carrier realized that Steve was reading the same book every day and finally recognized his plight. The mail carrier brought Marcia a tasty gift of fudge packaged in a 8 ounce wooden rum barrel wrapped in grosgrain and burned with the USPS logo. She should have been suspect of the fine morsel, but was too blinded with her lust for attention. The fudge was injected with a carefully crafted serum that knocked Marcia unconscious for just enough time for the mail carrier to whisk Steve to safety, leaving his lone book behind with his forlorn captor, who, upon realizing Steve's escape, fled into the night to tastefully decorate yet another well lit bunker. I mean, obviously. |
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milano
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Post by milano on Oct 14, 2017 12:42:40 GMT -6
Our donkey is coming to live with us next week! We asked J what we should name him....and he wants to name it Taxi. Taxi?! How does he even know what a Taxi is? So random. I'm hoping he changes his mind before it arrives.
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mapleme
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Post by mapleme on Oct 22, 2017 16:54:08 GMT -6
Whenever I look pretty M says that I look like I’m married because the picture of the wedding are basically the only time that she’s seen us dressed up (FFSC?). DH and I had a date night recently and M said, “Mommy, you look like you’re married! But Daddy, you don’t.”
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Post by critter015 on Oct 22, 2017 22:02:56 GMT -6
Wherever we go E will point to me and tell every stranger "That's my mommy Critter!" Lately she's been taking a framed picture of me that DH keeps on his nightstand and bringing it to me wherever I am so she can point to it and say the same thing. There is also a picture of DH holding C and O when they were younger and she will say "That's my daddy J, that's O, that's C, and those are my shoes" because in the picture C is wearing shoes that got passed down to E.
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Post by charlotte on Oct 23, 2017 11:39:22 GMT -6
This AM DS told me he wanted a cookie. I told him we were out of cookies (plus, no, it was 8AM). He said ... “I need to go to Target.”
MH has been buying cookie dough every time they go to Target and I told him it would catch up to us...
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Post by Dramaphile on Oct 23, 2017 11:51:39 GMT -6
This AM DS told me he wanted a cookie. I told him we were out of cookies (plus, no, it was 8AM). He said ... “I need to go to Target.” MH has been buying cookie dough every time they go to Target and I told him it would catch up to us... J has the same problem, if he stops at Wawa (a convenience store/deli), Nugget expects him to get her mac n cheese from the deli. |
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stringy
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Post by stringy on Oct 23, 2017 14:10:35 GMT -6
P calls forks "ping!"
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tj
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Post by tj on Oct 24, 2017 11:09:34 GMT -6
For some reason, instead of saying that she is freezing cold, P says that she is freaking cold. I'm not sure where she got that from. But it's hilarious.
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milano
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Post by milano on Oct 24, 2017 18:37:50 GMT -6
J keeps telling me that he's "just real sick of using the potty".
Great.
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Post by charlotte on Oct 24, 2017 18:43:13 GMT -6
J keeps telling me that he's "just real sick of using the potty". Great. Lol poor guy has about 80-90 more years of this shit. |
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tj
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Post by tj on Oct 25, 2017 20:11:12 GMT -6
Overheard from a friend's kid:
"Put that in the dirty clothes hamster."
And P truly believes that mommy must follow the speed lemon so she doesn't get a(nother) ticket.
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milano
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Post by milano on Oct 25, 2017 20:22:40 GMT -6
From a preschool lesson about "Daven & Gorliarth".
Daven threw rocks at the giant and then the giant fell asleep. Then he woke up and ate Daven. We put people to sleep by throwing rocks at them!
I'm quite sure that this is not how the lesson was taught.
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Post by Dramaphile on Oct 27, 2017 6:36:00 GMT -6
One of Nugget's favorite books is a Busy Town book, and there's a picture of a pig wearing only undies at the doctor's office. Last night we got to that page and she goes "Pig Nakey! Nigh-night!" Because she sleeps "nakey" in just a diaper.
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