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Post by Wtfshouldmynamebe on Mar 5, 2021 22:44:13 GMT -6
I have plenty of car sick stories, but they are normally out the window. Sorry Chicagoland (and DH’s car)
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Post by STP on Mar 5, 2021 22:45:08 GMT -6
I have plenty of car sick stories, but they are normally out the window. Sorry Chicagoland (and DH’s car) Oh all down LSD in college.
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Post by miawallace on Mar 5, 2021 22:45:21 GMT -6
Because Iet me tell you. I don’t have a ton of fancy things, but if i had a fancy purse, I’m throwing up on my clothes before I reach for my bougie bag. I mean puking on some guys car wasn’t a viable option to me. It wasn’t his fault. We were on the highway and sometimes you just have limited choices. Yes, I threw it away. make a bowl with your tshirt so if catches all the goods. It’s really hard to control the vomits. I’m mostly teasing in here.
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Post by STP on Mar 5, 2021 22:45:47 GMT -6
I mean puking on some guys car wasn’t a viable option to me. It wasn’t his fault. We were on the highway and sometimes you just have limited choices. Yes, I threw it away. make a bowl with your tshirt so if catches all the goods. It’s really hard to control the vomits. I’m mostly teasing in here. I was in a sexy top like the bombshell I am, ma’am.
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Post by Wtfshouldmynamebe on Mar 5, 2021 22:47:31 GMT -6
I mean puking on some guys car wasn’t a viable option to me. It wasn’t his fault. We were on the highway and sometimes you just have limited choices. Yes, I threw it away. make a bowl with your tshirt so if catches all the goods. It’s really hard to control the vomits. I’m mostly teasing in here. This is difficult in a dress after a wedding.
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Post by miawallace on Mar 5, 2021 22:48:03 GMT -6
When I had a bong for the first time - it was a hit that kicked my ass. I was seeing Jesus and all the heavenly angels. I puked all night. Kids, don’t get too inhale cocky with bongs.
I was oddly proud of myself because I was able to change my menstrual cup while floating in the 4th dimension.
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Post by origami on Mar 5, 2021 22:50:32 GMT -6
When I had a bong for the first time - it was a hit that kicked my ass. I was seeing Jesus and all the heavenly angels. I puked all night. Kids, don’t get too inhale cocky with bongs. I was oddly proud of myself because I was able to change my menstrual cup while floating in the 4th dimension. I've never been so stoned in my life as that first bong rip at 18.
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Post by miawallace on Mar 5, 2021 22:51:04 GMT -6
It was at my in-laws house too. I got out bonged by two 65+ year olds. That part was more embarrassing
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Post by bobyn on Mar 5, 2021 22:54:38 GMT -6
Poor Bobyn. I can only imagine the feeling of getting tagged into this mess. Thank you too, friend! I'm still catching up because this blew up while I was actually working today!
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Post by thatgolfb on Mar 5, 2021 22:56:23 GMT -6
When you throw up in your purse do you just throw everything away? I just don’t want to think about cleaning it. One time I threw up in H’s (then bf, quite new too) center console of his fucking car. Nightmare. Absolute nightmare. And an expensive one to clean. Woof.
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Post by thatgolfb on Mar 5, 2021 22:56:45 GMT -6
That was while hungover, though. I have never thrown up while still drunk.
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Post by thatgolfb on Mar 5, 2021 22:57:13 GMT -6
And no, I don’t know why I threw up there with most of my wits about me, I have zero reasoning or excuse.
He still married me, though!
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Post by beesquared on Mar 5, 2021 23:48:38 GMT -6
We do not need any more stories about throwing up.
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Post by sassafras83 on Mar 6, 2021 0:58:16 GMT -6
On Hs 40th bday we went to a nice steakhouse (took a Lyft) and downed two bottles of wine. Then we went to the gay bar next door and there were drag queens and when they found out it was Hs birthday they kept giving us shots, then H ended up playing the tambourine on stage with them.
I was fine until we walked outside, ordered a Lyft home, and the car arrived. Then I wasn’t. I puked into the bag of leftovers twice on the way home. Classy AF. I didn’t get any on/in the car, so yay? That poor driver. He didn’t say a word and I gave him a big ass tip.
I have not drunk close to that much since then (and hadn’t for years before). Wine + shots of an amount you don’t remember is not a good combo. (It was a fun night tho)
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Post by FlightView on Mar 6, 2021 1:12:16 GMT -6
As a former flight attendant, I have stories on all bodily functions. Please stop this nonsense.
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Post by blurnette989 on Mar 6, 2021 2:15:48 GMT -6
I can guarantee that if I ever said I was drunk I was most certainly drunk. you and blurnettenumbers are my favorite drunks. I was getting ready to say i know you believe me- because you've seen it. Lol.
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Post by bunnyfungo on Mar 6, 2021 2:18:40 GMT -6
you and blurnettenumbers are my favorite drunks. I was getting ready to say i know you believe me- because you've seen it. Lol. I feel like we’re in a six degrees of separation situation. I’ve drunk FaceTimed miawallace and so have you. Why haven’t we drunk FaceTimed each other?
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Post by blurnette989 on Mar 6, 2021 2:23:32 GMT -6
I was getting ready to say i know you believe me- because you've seen it. Lol. I feel like we’re in a six degrees of separation situation. I’ve drunk FaceTimed miawallace and so have you. Why haven’t we drunk FaceTimed each other? I don't have FaceTime. We marco polo. But we can do that! Also it's fun because I send silly messages and it's early afternoon for y'all.
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Post by bunnyfungo on Mar 6, 2021 2:27:05 GMT -6
I feel like we’re in a six degrees of separation situation. I’ve drunk FaceTimed miawallace and so have you. Why haven’t we drunk FaceTimed each other? I don't have FaceTime. We marco polo. Noooooo. Mia tried to get me into that and it just doesn’t work for me. I think because my brain needs to see people in order to have a chance at semi-normal interactions.
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Post by blurnette989 on Mar 6, 2021 3:31:28 GMT -6
I don't have FaceTime. We marco polo. Noooooo. Mia tried to get me into that and it just doesn’t work for me. I think because my brain needs to see people in order to have a chance at semi-normal interactions. houseparty?
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Post by Pizzaslut on Mar 6, 2021 5:11:00 GMT -6
If I puked in an Uber, I would probably give the driver a $100 tip. $200 depending on severity
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2021 5:54:01 GMT -6
The only time I question posters are the one sided relationship horror stories. I don't think we're batting 1 here that every female in a shitty relationship wasn't also part of the issue. Don't have names, just don't think it's that big of a coincidence that all of the people here were innocent in the matter. A case of one sided stories. McBenny any notes on those? That's the only questioning I do.
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Post by hawkward on Mar 6, 2021 5:57:07 GMT -6
My favorite part of the LB support club is that you’re all nice and uncontroversial posters.
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Post by sweptaway on Mar 6, 2021 6:29:50 GMT -6
That was while hungover, though. I have never thrown up while still drunk. I'm a hungover puker too and it's the worst. And I hate throwing up. The knowledge of how awful that is has kept me from getting drunk for years In college I had a friend who would make herself puke and then KEEP DRINKING
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Post by Cher on Mar 6, 2021 6:42:11 GMT -6
That was while hungover, though. I have never thrown up while still drunk. I'm a hungover puker too and it's the worst. And I hate throwing up. The knowledge of how awful that is has kept me from getting drunk for years In college I had a friend who would make herself puke and then KEEP DRINKING Puke and rally!
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Post by McBenny on Mar 6, 2021 6:46:12 GMT -6
Y'all puke motherfuckers ruined the thread. Just know it.
No one wants to hear your pukey tales. This was said and y'all kept on.
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Post by Sweetjane on Mar 6, 2021 6:47:48 GMT -6
I'm a hungover puker too and it's the worst. And I hate throwing up. The knowledge of how awful that is has kept me from getting drunk for years In college I had a friend who would make herself puke and then KEEP DRINKING Puke and rally! I just had a vision of 2O year old Cher holding back someone's hair and cheering them on in the bathroom of some divebar. You are a good friend.
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Post by Sweetjane on Mar 6, 2021 6:51:12 GMT -6
I mean you're pretty much going to win HIH bingo with a 208+ page thread.
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Post by 🍍 🍊 Fineapple 🍍 🍊 on Mar 6, 2021 7:11:19 GMT -6
I mean you're pretty much going to win HIH bingo with a 208+ page thread. I feel like we don’t need actual shit stories and vomit in every thread. We just don’t. Just like how we don’t need death in the drinking threads
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Mar 6, 2021 7:12:50 GMT -6
I use to think whenever people said they were drunk they were lying. Not everyone for the paranoids. But sometimes I’m like, yeaaaah I don’t think you are. I can promise I’m drunk most of the time 🤪
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