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Post by Wtfshouldmynamebe on Mar 5, 2021 21:43:42 GMT -6
I use to think whenever people said they were drunk they were lying. Not everyone for the paranoids. But sometimes I’m like, yeaaaah I don’t think you are. I HAD HALF A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND PUKED IN MY PURSE IN AN UBER MINIVN I CAN GET WITNESS STATEMENTS IF NEEDED. This is my worst fear.
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Post by treeofheaven on Mar 5, 2021 21:44:24 GMT -6
I thought we were alcoholic skanks.
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Post by pobre on Mar 5, 2021 21:44:43 GMT -6
It was meant with a wink face. I swear. Like I’m currently a space cat with the person that just said they were a space cat or whatever Sorry it’s just we’ve been called alcoholics a lot. I have PTSD.
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Post by jaygee on Mar 5, 2021 21:45:05 GMT -6
But like why not? And also...why not? Because my SIL called last night with a spare dose of vaccine that was going to be tossed and did SO want it and he absolutely did but I was stoned and he had a beer in him so neither of us felt comfortable driving and we don't want to risk it til the pharmacy is closed. But I will be. Pinky swear. Good cause. I hope he gets a call. I’m having a lagunitas hi-fi hops right now.
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Post by STP on Mar 5, 2021 21:45:16 GMT -6
I HAD HALF A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND PUKED IN MY PURSE IN AN UBER MINIVN I CAN GET WITNESS STATEMENTS IF NEEDED. This is my worst fear. I was violently hung over for a week. Like puke all day hung over for a week. It was the most humbling stupidity of my adult life.
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Post by jaygee on Mar 5, 2021 21:46:40 GMT -6
I have a drunk car/purse puking story too STP. I’m not going to tell it but just ::fist bump:: in empathy.
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Post by TheoV2 on Mar 5, 2021 21:46:52 GMT -6
I cannot drink to excess any longer. I feel hungover the next day without the drunk fun feeling the night before.
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Post by starbuck on Mar 5, 2021 21:47:59 GMT -6
My worst night of drinking led to me throwing up in the drive thru of a taco bell.
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Post by STP on Mar 5, 2021 21:48:16 GMT -6
I cannot drink to excess any longer. I feel hungover the next day without the drunk fun feeling the night before. Yep. After 35, it was over. Even now, two glasses of wine does me in. I’m a shell of my former badass self.
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Post by pobre on Mar 5, 2021 21:48:23 GMT -6
Sorry it’s just we’ve been called alcoholics a lot. I have PTSD. I have seen there are dry threads here so I should have been more sensitive. Sorry if I offended anyone. I No you’re good. I misunderstood completely. It’s all in good fun.
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Post by bobyn on Mar 5, 2021 21:49:25 GMT -6
Thank you, friend. I'm gobsmacked. Girl no one else thought that. It was a one off mistake. You’re adorable. No, you're adorable! But one is too many. My reputation has been sullied. (this is not serious at all)
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Post by bobyn on Mar 5, 2021 21:50:11 GMT -6
I was also accused once of being LB, and it made me so upset! We should start a support group. 100% PM me the deets.
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Post by willow on Mar 5, 2021 21:51:15 GMT -6
What in tarnation is happening. This vague posting is maddening. Although I’m with Eagles. I’m too tired and honestly too busy to embellish on the internet. It’s a struggle to just keep up with my actual factual life.
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Post by bobyn on Mar 5, 2021 21:51:18 GMT -6
Thank you, friend. I'm gobsmacked. Because this thread has been a little touch and go at times, just want to say I really hope I didn't offend you, for real. It wasn't attached to any ill will or whatever, just a misremembered detail. No no no, not offended at all. Just really surprised 😂
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Post by snowyowl on Mar 5, 2021 21:54:54 GMT -6
Is this suddenly the drinking thread?
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Post by Pizzaslut on Mar 5, 2021 21:55:36 GMT -6
Like I’m currently a space cat with the person that just said they were a space cat or whatever Sorry it’s just we’ve been called alcoholics a lot. I have PTSD. Oh she definitely was saying it to be a cunt
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Post by piratecat on Mar 5, 2021 22:00:16 GMT -6
oh that was an insult? Lol Idk, I’m drunk right now so 🤷🏻♀️ Mmhmm, likely story.
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Post by shamycooler on Mar 5, 2021 22:01:58 GMT -6
Oh she definitely was saying it to be a cunt Nah it was just a dumb thing to say. I was trying to make an in joke with a group in not in.
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Post by pobre on Mar 5, 2021 22:21:28 GMT -6
Nah it was just a dumb thing to say. I was trying to make an in joke with a group in not in. Amazing.
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Post by lizblue on Mar 5, 2021 22:27:44 GMT -6
Just dropping by to flash my “ I puked in my purse once” card. Sadly, not a lie.
Hello my brethren!
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Post by miawallace on Mar 5, 2021 22:30:40 GMT -6
I hope y’all’s purses cost $9.99 at the time of the vomits.
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Post by lizblue on Mar 5, 2021 22:35:12 GMT -6
I hope y’all’s purses cost $9.99 at the time of the vomits. Coach. One of my first good bags. RIP.
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Post by miawallace on Mar 5, 2021 22:35:56 GMT -6
Because Iet me tell you. I don’t have a ton of fancy things, but if i had a fancy purse, I’m throwing up on my clothes before I reach for my bougie bag.
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Post by McBenny on Mar 5, 2021 22:36:07 GMT -6
I HAD HALF A BOTTLE OF VODKA AND PUKED IN MY PURSE IN AN UBER MINIVN I CAN GET WITNESS STATEMENTS IF NEEDED. was it McBenny's uber? Am I remembering incorrectly that someone threw up in her car while she was Uber driving? Oh wow never. I don't know what I would have done. I don't do throw up.
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Post by lizblue on Mar 5, 2021 22:36:19 GMT -6
When you throw up in your purse do you just throw everything away? I just don’t want to think about cleaning it. Yes. Mine was on a train and the entire purse went into the garbage when we arrived at our stop. I saved my wallet.
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Post by TheoV2 on Mar 5, 2021 22:36:56 GMT -6
was it McBenny's uber? Am I remembering incorrectly that someone threw up in her car while she was Uber driving? Oh wow never. I don't know what I would have done. I don't do throw up. I swear it was someone here, but now I don't remember who.
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Post by McBenny on Mar 5, 2021 22:39:16 GMT -6
I never had a spread sheet. I did have a white board and note in a notebook and then a friend said, "but do you want to be known as the poster who outed _____?“
And I threw away my notes. I was all the way back to 2016.
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Post by McBenny on Mar 5, 2021 22:39:36 GMT -6
I wouldn't throw up in my bag.
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Post by treeofheaven on Mar 5, 2021 22:40:05 GMT -6
When you throw up in your purse do you just throw everything away? I just don’t want to think about cleaning it. Let me tell you all about it. In my drunken/stoned state, I threw the purse in my outside garbage can. Then the next morning I realized that I left my work keys in the barf bag. So I had to fish the barf bag out and dig out the keys. Which I then sanitized in my dishwasher.
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Post by STP on Mar 5, 2021 22:43:06 GMT -6
Because Iet me tell you. I don’t have a ton of fancy things, but if i had a fancy purse, I’m throwing up on my clothes before I reach for my bougie bag. I mean puking in some guys car wasn’t a viable option to me. It wasn’t his fault. We were on the highway and sometimes you just have limited choices. Yes, I threw it away. It wasn’t great or something I was glad happened, but I also think containing your own mess is the right move.
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