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Post by ovenrack on Jun 21, 2017 5:49:30 GMT -6
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Post by sak on Jun 21, 2017 6:11:49 GMT -6
Dear Wednesday,
Until I saw this post I thought you were Thursday. I'm very disappointed in you.
Sincerely,
SAK
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Post by ovenrack on Jun 21, 2017 6:16:05 GMT -6
Dear M. Cereal stays IN the cup. What is this, SAKs house?! -Mama  |
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sak
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Post by sak on Jun 21, 2017 6:22:20 GMT -6
Dear ovenrack, Every time you post a pic of your house here or other places I stare at it for a long time and love on it so hard. That fun trim, the bright blue exterior...want. Lovingly stalking you, An internet friend |
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Post by tj on Jun 21, 2017 9:15:34 GMT -6
Dear dad,
I'm sorry.
TJ
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Post by tj on Jun 21, 2017 9:16:33 GMT -6
Dear P,
Please stop whining. You get everything you want. What could you possibly have to whine about?
Mommy
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Post by tj on Jun 21, 2017 9:17:03 GMT -6
Dear coffee,
You are delicious. I love you.
Adoringly,
Me
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Post by linewifekat on Jun 21, 2017 9:49:02 GMT -6
Dear Texas,
Thanks for the cool morning. I'm glad we woke up early enough before you turned the sauna on.
Love,
Linewifekat
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rugger
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Post by rugger on Jun 21, 2017 10:15:25 GMT -6
Dear New counters,
You are awesome. Thanks for looking great with our old cabinets.
Love,
Me
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Post by rugger on Jun 21, 2017 10:17:06 GMT -6
Dear old dishwasher,
You suck and look really ugly with the New counters and no longer fit in. You need to go now.
Please send a replacement.
Thanks,
Me
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Post by sassyq on Jun 21, 2017 11:16:15 GMT -6
Dear A,
Please, find a way to be content without scratching me, pinching me, or getting into trouble. Also, less screaming and more sleeping would be nice.
Love, the very frustrated mommy
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sak
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Post by sak on Jun 21, 2017 11:25:48 GMT -6
Dear SAK,
Stop pretending it won't be awful to take 4 boys on your weekly grocery trip. It is always awful. Stop be shocked.
Sincerely,
Your Sanity
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Post by critter015 on Jun 21, 2017 11:43:13 GMT -6
Dear C,
Please stop flipping your shit every time one of your younger siblings picks up one of the hot wheels cars you've lined up and then abandoned. They would like something to play with too, and they aren't even your cars anyway.
Can't take anymore crying,
Mom
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Post by milano on Jun 21, 2017 12:24:37 GMT -6
Dear Internet/4G,
Why must you be so spotty lately? I need to be able to call out on my cell phone.
Love, Milano
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Post by milano on Jun 21, 2017 12:26:08 GMT -6
Dear SAK, Stop pretending it won't be awful to take 4 boys on your weekly grocery trip. It is always awful. Stop be shocked. Sincerely, Your Sanity I am curious to the logistics of this. Do the three older boys wall and F rides in the seat? That does sound like a fresh hell unless you have perfectly behaved children (and no one has perfectly behaved children). |
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Post by CurlieWhirlie on Jun 21, 2017 12:27:43 GMT -6
Dear America,
It seems that roughly half of you is selfish and mean-spirited. It's really bumming me out. It's really challenging my self-identity and national pride, it's confusing and disheartening.
I love you, but I don't really like you right now.
CW
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Post by ovenrack on Jun 21, 2017 12:27:44 GMT -6
Dear Moana,
Thanks for being on Netflix. Yore H's first attempt at a full length Disney movie.
-OR
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Post by CurlieWhirlie on Jun 21, 2017 12:28:23 GMT -6
Dear Moana, Thanks for being on Netflix. Yore H's first attempt at a full length Disney movie. -OR It's SUCH a good one!! |
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Post by sak on Jun 21, 2017 13:33:35 GMT -6
Dear SAK, Stop pretending it won't be awful to take 4 boys on your weekly grocery trip. It is always awful. Stop be shocked. Sincerely, Your Sanity I was literally just so happy to be taking four kids to the grocery store versus two. I must just be better with kids than you.  Well if 4 is better for you than 2, imagine how great 8 would be. I volunteer to lend you my tribe next time you head out. |
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Post by sak on Jun 21, 2017 13:39:31 GMT -6
Dear SAK, Stop pretending it won't be awful to take 4 boys on your weekly grocery trip. It is always awful. Stop be shocked. Sincerely, Your Sanity I am curious to the logistics of this. Do the three older boys wall and F rides in the seat? That does sound like a fresh hell unless you have perfectly behaved children (and no one has perfectly behaved children). Today they all took turns getting in the cart, out of the cart, hanging off the side, and running down the aisles. On the days where it goes a little more as planned, f sits, the other 2 take turns hanging off the sides, and M walks with me and runs my calculator. |
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Post by charlotte on Jun 21, 2017 13:41:33 GMT -6
Dear dinner,
Please cook yourself!
Xoxo
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Post by sak on Jun 21, 2017 14:17:10 GMT -6
Dear dinner, Please cook yourself! Xoxo Co-signed, SAK |
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Post by mapleme on Jun 21, 2017 14:53:52 GMT -6
Dear kiddos,
It's officially summer, so why have I taking you to the doctors twice in the past two days? I'm sorry, you're not allowed to be sick.
Love,
Mommy
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Post by sak on Jun 21, 2017 15:22:39 GMT -6
Dear Nature,
Poison ivy is annoying and inconvenient. Stop growing it in places my kids like to play.
Sincerely,
Prefers the Indoors
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Post by stringy on Jun 22, 2017 5:16:35 GMT -6
Dear children
Stop waking up before 6 am or I may go insane.
Sincerely
Mama who can't see straight.
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Post by beachbum22 on Jun 22, 2017 10:46:04 GMT -6
Dear baby food pouches,
Thank you for existing. I'm sorry I judged you and hated on you at first. You're amazing.
Love,
A mom with her hands free
*******
Dear DH,
Thanks for not planning ahead and making me go to the bank with the baby on the hottest day of the year. As if running errands didn't suck enough.
Love,
Your melted family
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Dear DH,
Thank you for bringing home donuts last night. No, that doesn't make up for making me go to the bank, but they're still very much appreciated. Especially the Boston Cream Pie donuts 😘
Love,
Your "I regret nothing" wife
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Post by ovenrack on Jun 22, 2017 11:15:04 GMT -6
Dear dill pickle relish,
Why did I distain you for so long? You make every hamburger, hot dog, no, DARE I SAY EVERY SANDWICH of my life more pleasurable. I'm sorry it took me thirty three years to come around.
Fondly,
OR
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Post by milano on Jun 22, 2017 12:12:23 GMT -6
Dear J,
Why is it that when I put you up in your room for quiet time and I want you to sleep, you never do, but when I think you aren't tired and I don't want you to sleep you pass right out? I need you to sleep tonight. Please wake up.
Love,
Mom
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Post by milano on Jun 22, 2017 12:15:40 GMT -6
Dear Ducks,
You are supposed to be too big to fly. Why do you keep flying out of your (large, luscious, comfortable) enclosure to play with the goats? Their pasture butts up against the neighbor's house and they have a big dog. If you jump that fence too you're in real trouble. Your own pasture has a large lovely pond, plenty of grass and trees full of bugs for you to eat. Please stay in there.
Love, your worried caretaker
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Post by sak on Jun 28, 2017 13:11:22 GMT -6
Dear SAK, Stop pretending it won't be awful to take 4 boys on your weekly grocery trip. It is always awful. Stop be shocked. Sincerely, Your Sanity Dear SAK, I TOLD you it is always awful. Always. Long gone, Your Sanity |
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