tj
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Post by tj on Jun 28, 2017 13:25:40 GMT -6
Dear TJ,
While making the tractor cake today, please remember that your Papa is turning 90. He can't see. Do not be a perfectionist.
Love, Your patience (What little you have)
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Post by critter015 on Jun 28, 2017 13:31:27 GMT -6
Dear DH and MIL,
I know you both doubt me, but I am capable of hosting a party. You probably don't remember, but neither of you helped with anything other than making extra food we didn't need and launching fireworks last year. Last year I got all of the supplies, set everything up, invited the people and managed what they were going to bring, made the drinks and several side items, cleaned the house before, cleaned up the mess afterwords, etc. etc. I'm doing the same thing this year, but managing your differing opinions of where we should set up the tables, whether we should provide all of the food or none of the food, whether we should move the animals or not... is all exhausting and unnecessary. Just do like you did last year and show up and enjoy yourselves, I have plenty of friends coming again to help with all the rest.
I got this, Critter
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Post by Dramaphile on Jun 28, 2017 14:09:20 GMT -6
Dear Dog Rescue, Please get our dog spayed so we can take her home. This is the third day in a row you guys said they would get to her and she still hasn't been done. Don't you want to free up a kennel and get paid our adoption fee? It makes me sad she has to spend another night there instead of in our home Me
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Post by critter015 on Jun 28, 2017 15:11:00 GMT -6
Dear Electric Company,
I called earlier and asked for our security light to be turned off, and you said "Ok, we'll make a work order to have that light disconnected." Now the electric to the entire house went off. Is this just a crazy coincidence or did you misunderstand my request?
Sincerely, Getting hotter by the minute ETA: My neighbor came home and her's is out too, so I guess it is just a conincidence.
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Post by ovenrack on Jun 28, 2017 15:32:47 GMT -6
Dear self,
Baking with children makes memories. And joy. And cookies. Mmm.
Also: screaming. And mess. So much mess.
Don't forget, next time.
-OR
ooooo I wan gonna post a photo but I guess not. Tapatalk come baaaack.
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Post by linewifekat on Jun 28, 2017 16:56:37 GMT -6
Dear Tapatalk
Get your shit together!
Love, A productive linewifekat
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Post by mathrun on Jun 28, 2017 19:58:46 GMT -6
Dear co-worker,
I know you are busy. So am I. So please stop slacking on parts of your job that impact me. I don't have time to fix them.
Sincerely, Frazzled co-worker
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sak
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Post by sak on Jun 28, 2017 21:02:27 GMT -6
Dear Husband, You're awesome. Like for real. Sorry I'm usually such a bitch. Much Love, The Mrs.
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