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Post by helenahhandbasket on Jun 8, 2018 9:19:01 GMT -6
I feel like it can't be that uncommon for folks to poop when the take a drug test. Like if you happen to have to poo, are you supposed to hold it in? but men probably don't, right? Poop isn't flying out of their butts as they stand and pee, is it? Ha! Unless they sit? I feel like I have read here that some H's like to sit.
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Post by rayann on Jun 8, 2018 9:19:02 GMT -6
I feel like it can't be that uncommon for folks to poop when the take a drug test. Like if you happen to have to poo, are you supposed to hold it in? but men probably don't, right? Poop isn't flying out of their butts as they stand and pee, is it? Me at work right now ![](https://media1.giphy.com/media/xUySTSGMi6ZEw7JV2o/200w.gif)
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Post by brux on Jun 8, 2018 9:19:44 GMT -6
but men probably don't, right? Poop isn't flying out of their butts as they stand and pee, is it? Ha! Unless they sit? I feel like I have read here that some H's like to sit.ewwww. I don't like that.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 9:22:09 GMT -6
Men sit to pee? Huh?
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Post by rayann on Jun 8, 2018 9:22:34 GMT -6
I have a probably lame confession. I bought a queen size bed for my 3 yo DD, to replace her crib. It was a really good deal for the bed, and we got a mattress for cheap as well. It will last her for a while at least. BIL feels that it was a bad decision. What doesn’t he like about it? I feel like if it’s a good deal and works for you guys he shouldn’t care. Feels it’s too big I guess. He got his son, who is the same age, a twin bunk bed the same sale.
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Post by rayann on Jun 8, 2018 9:24:34 GMT -6
Congratulations on the new job @gentleapricot!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 9:24:53 GMT -6
I used to work for Kohler and once got a call from some weirdo who wanted to complain that whenever he sat down to pee, his wife's wedding present fell in the toilet water.
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Post by mack on Jun 8, 2018 9:25:39 GMT -6
I really should have known better but I'm #newAF with all the fucking twin bed anecdotes I've invited. I'm not talking about little kids. I'm talking about 12+ when they are larger. My 3 year old sleeps in a toddler bed still (Basically the crib converted) and it's fine for his size. I'm not talking about tiny people. thanks a fucking lot, HE
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Post by piratecat on Jun 8, 2018 9:25:40 GMT -6
What doesn’t he like about it? I feel like if it’s a good deal and works for you guys he shouldn’t care. Feels it’s too big I guess. He got his son, who is the same age, a twin bunk bed the same sale. You must be doing an amazing job as a parent if people feel like they need to judge you for buying your kid a bed that is “too big”.
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Post by GhoatMonket on Jun 8, 2018 9:26:05 GMT -6
I used to work for Kohler and once got a call from some weirdo who wanted to complain that whenever he sat down to pee, his wife's wedding present fell in the toilet water.
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Post by mack on Jun 8, 2018 9:27:00 GMT -6
My confession is that I think a twin bed is teh fucking worst and I'll do everything I can to try to give my kids more sleeping space. Yes yes yes yes yes I know space/finances don't always allow this. I'm just saying in my ideal and even baseline scenario, no one is sleeping in a twin bed. come visit and I'll give you the finest twin size air mattress money can buy. It's in the basement
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Post by hufflepug on Jun 8, 2018 9:27:32 GMT -6
I guess I have a confession today and it's not one I'm proud of. I just found out my BIL got a stupid huge raise and now makes twice what I make. The confession part is that I'm not happy for him. He's done so much stupid shit and been fired for jobs for insane reasons (like getting high in the back room kind of stuff) and he's making a shit ton of money now while H and I have done all the things you're supposed to do and never set a single toe out of line and we can never seem to get ahead. So no, I'm not happy for him. I'm tired of constantly swimming upstream and never getting a damn break. It's exhausting and I'm throwing myself a pity party. Judge away.
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Post by bearfootzcontinued on Jun 8, 2018 9:27:53 GMT -6
I used to work for Kohler and once got a call from some weirdo who wanted to complain that whenever he sat down to pee, his wife's wedding present fell in the toilet water. ![](https://media.giphy.com/media/CiYImHHBivpAs/giphy.gif) Also, is it a confession that I made DH go to the Kohler showroom on our first getaway together? Because who doesn't want to look at bathroom fixtures while on vacation?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 9:28:42 GMT -6
I used to work for Kohler and once got a call from some weirdo who wanted to complain that whenever he sat down to pee, his wife's wedding present fell in the toilet water. Oh dear...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 9:28:56 GMT -6
Congratulations on the new job @gentleapricot!! Thank you!
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Post by SweetPotato on Jun 8, 2018 9:29:56 GMT -6
It was like do or die. I truly had no choice!
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Post by brux on Jun 8, 2018 9:36:39 GMT -6
It's normal to be jealous, but jealousy and anger are toxic, hufflepug.
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Post by mack on Jun 8, 2018 9:38:18 GMT -6
It's normal to be jealous, but jealousy and anger are toxic, hufflepug . And at the end of the day, it's not hurting him and it's not helping you to be bitter.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 9:41:53 GMT -6
I am currently obsessed with Childish Gambino. I listen to him around the kids and don't think twice about the language. :::this confession applies to all genres/artists. I just mentioned CG because I am currently madly in love with him::::
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Post by thankfulsnail on Jun 8, 2018 9:42:29 GMT -6
It's normal to be jealous, but jealousy and anger are toxic, hufflepug . And at the end of the day, it's not hurting him and it's not helping you to be bitter. All of this. I don't blame you one bit for feeling the way you feel, but it unfortunately doesn't help anything.
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Post by McBenny on Jun 8, 2018 9:42:33 GMT -6
Just concentrate on the fact that his glow up does not block or prevent you and or your H.
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Post by angelashly on Jun 8, 2018 9:42:43 GMT -6
I used to work for Kohler and once got a call from some weirdo who wanted to complain that whenever he sat down to pee, his wife's wedding present fell in the toilet water. ![](https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g/giphy.gif)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 9:43:10 GMT -6
H sits to pee sometimes. Mostly in the morning. I think it’s the laziness. Idk. But every time I see him doing it I yell “you’re not pooping with the door open, right? Right?”
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Post by mack on Jun 8, 2018 9:43:28 GMT -6
I am currently obsessed with Childish Gambino. I listen to him around the kids and don't think twice about the language. :::this confession applies to all genres/artists. I just mentioned CG because I am currently madly in love with him:::: But did you know he is Donald Glover?
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Post by brux on Jun 8, 2018 9:43:39 GMT -6
I would've put a trace on that call so I could track down that creep's wife and ask her what she saw in him.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2018 9:43:54 GMT -6
I used to work for Kohler and once got a call from some weirdo who wanted to complain that whenever he sat down to pee, his wife's wedding present fell in the toilet water. ![](https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g/giphy.gif) This is my favorite gif of all time and so perfect for this situation.
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Post by mack on Jun 8, 2018 9:44:08 GMT -6
I would've put a trace on that call so I could track down that creep's wife and ask her what she saw in him. Shocked.
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Post by brux on Jun 8, 2018 9:44:27 GMT -6
I would've put a trace on that call so I could track down that creep's wife and ask her what she saw in him. Shocked. it's for the greater good, Mack.
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Post by Dramaphile on Jun 8, 2018 9:45:24 GMT -6
I would've put a trace on that call so I could track down that creep's wife and ask her what she saw in him. Well clearly it was his ginormous peen.
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Post by angelashly on Jun 8, 2018 9:45:35 GMT -6
I would've put a trace on that call so I could track down that creep's wife and ask her what she saw in him. ![](https://media1.giphy.com/media/26n6113wG9kzJjfTq/giphy.gif)
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