ripper
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Post by ripper on Jun 1, 2018 9:44:59 GMT -6
I really love burning processed cheese (not american cheese, but like, kraft singles) on toast. Kind of looks like this:
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 1, 2018 9:45:07 GMT -6
Ahi tuna = pregnancy vulva, TM Lovedan © 2006
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tater
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Post by tater on Jun 1, 2018 9:45:57 GMT -6
The people that enforce city ordinances. So, yes, the joy police. I can only imagine how one decides to ticket someone for lights. “Huh, it’s a slow day today. Better check who still has their lights up and give them a ticket 😈” I do believe a lot of the older crowd gets bored and calls the city. Based on what my Gram has told me
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gimmeaQ
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Post by gimmeaQ on Jun 1, 2018 9:47:49 GMT -6
I might end up on our Nextdoor site because my hair tie spontaneously combusted while I was out "running" and I had to stop in front of someone's house. But I didn't want to lose all of my momentum, so I was jogging back and forth in front of their house while pausing to try to tie the thing back together.
Ultimately, my efforts were futile and I walk/jogged back home to try again later.
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Post by GhoatMonket on Jun 1, 2018 9:48:16 GMT -6
Ahi tuna = pregnancy vulva, TM Lovedan © 2006 This is the most accurate depiction of my feelings.
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Post by mothafuckinteatime on Jun 1, 2018 9:48:34 GMT -6
I have been irrationally pissed that my puppy keeps peeing in my bedroom and SO doesn’t notice. Turns out, our new dresser set is still offgassing and it smells godawful, just like old dog pee. I feel bad for yelling at SO and the dog. You're yelling at the dog after the fact? What have you been "cleaning up" ? I really just yelled at SO and was irritated/grumbled at the dog. And by yelled I mean I acted frustrated because I’m not really a yeller. I’ve kept the dog off the carpeted areas unless I’m right with him. He’s had accidents when I’m right there but I was always quick to clean it up right away. SO said he did the same but he’s a softy so I didn’t believe him. Apparently I’m just an asshole.
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ripper
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Post by ripper on Jun 1, 2018 9:51:10 GMT -6
Ahi tuna = pregnancy vulva, TM Lovedan © 2006 what
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Post by microworm on Jun 1, 2018 9:51:52 GMT -6
You're yelling at the dog after the fact? What have you been "cleaning up" ? I really just yelled at SO and was irritated/grumbled at the dog. And by yelled I mean I acted frustrated because I’m not really a yeller. I’ve kept the dog off the carpeted areas unless I’m right with him. He’s had accidents when I’m right there but I was always quick to clean it up right away. SO said he did the same but he’s a softy so I didn’t believe him. Apparently I’m just an asshole. But if you thought the dog peed, wouldn't you be cleaning something up?
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Post by justbecause on Jun 1, 2018 9:54:00 GMT -6
My brothers used to refer to my fiancé as feckless. Like it was his name.
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rubysue
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Post by rubysue on Jun 1, 2018 9:54:14 GMT -6
I wax MH’s back, but that’s as involved as I get in his maintenance.
I have done many male Brazilians, though. Just never ever ever on MH. Ever.
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Post by justbecause on Jun 1, 2018 9:55:46 GMT -6
Lol to getting cited for still having lights up. There’s a house down the road that keeps them up until March. I enjoy it
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 1, 2018 9:56:09 GMT -6
UO: Nether regions should never have seafood used to describe them.
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 1, 2018 9:56:14 GMT -6
My neighbors down the street do this. They even have a fake tree up 24/7 on their balcony. It was a very pretty red for Valentine's day. My Christmas lights are still up Buy the fancy lights that you can change their colors. So then you can pick a new color for each holiday thru the year and never take them down
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ttcbabyj
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Long hair, don't care...
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Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 9:57:05 GMT -6
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Post by ttcbabyj on Jun 1, 2018 9:57:05 GMT -6
I really, really, really like Drew Barrymore’s styling brush. I was a bit skeptical. I think I should buy another one in case I’m the only one who likes it and they stop making/selling them. You go Drew!
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Post by mothafuckinteatime on Jun 1, 2018 9:57:11 GMT -6
I really just yelled at SO and was irritated/grumbled at the dog. And by yelled I mean I acted frustrated because I’m not really a yeller. I’ve kept the dog off the carpeted areas unless I’m right with him. He’s had accidents when I’m right there but I was always quick to clean it up right away. SO said he did the same but he’s a softy so I didn’t believe him. Apparently I’m just an asshole. But if you thought the dog peed, wouldn't you be cleaning something up? I was frantically smelling my carpets all over to find the smell. There was never a spot, and I thought I was going crazy. That’s how I discovered my dresser still smells.
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rubysue
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Post by rubysue on Jun 1, 2018 9:57:59 GMT -6
My next door neighbors are very sweet olds who keep one sad string of Christmas lights over their garage year round. They’re on a timer set to go on at sundown. My kids love them.
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gimmeaQ
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Post by gimmeaQ on Jun 1, 2018 9:58:21 GMT -6
We have rules about lights in our HOA but everyone got a few extra weeks because the Eagles won the Super Bowl and everything green and/or white got to stay
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piratecat
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Post by piratecat on Jun 1, 2018 9:59:16 GMT -6
The people that enforce city ordinances. So, yes, the joy police. I’m not one to complain about regulations but this is too much.
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Post by Rusty Red on Jun 1, 2018 10:00:03 GMT -6
Shaving someone because they are pregnant and manscaping someone just for funsies are world's apart. Just saying.
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Post by microworm on Jun 1, 2018 10:00:41 GMT -6
But if you thought the dog peed, wouldn't you be cleaning something up? I was frantically smelling my carpets all over to find the smell. There was never a spot, and I thought I was going crazy. That’s how I discovered my dresser still smells. Ah gotcha.
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Post by microworm on Jun 1, 2018 10:03:23 GMT -6
UO: Nether regions should never have seafood used to describe them. Tuna kat
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Confess!
Jun 1, 2018 10:04:45 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 10:04:45 GMT -6
I might end up on our Nextdoor site because my hair tie spontaneously combusted while I was out "running" and I had to stop in front of someone's house. But I didn't want to lose all of my momentum, so I was jogging back and forth in front of their house while pausing to try to tie the thing back together. Ultimately, my efforts were futile and I walk/jogged back home to try again later. ....... what
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rubysue
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Post by rubysue on Jun 1, 2018 10:04:45 GMT -6
I really hate the term “manscaping”.
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ttcbabyj
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Long hair, don't care...
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Post by ttcbabyj on Jun 1, 2018 10:04:46 GMT -6
microworm I read all of your posts in Bernadette’s voice. It really makes my day! 😂😂
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Post by veganontuesdays on Jun 1, 2018 10:07:18 GMT -6
UO: Nether regions should never have seafood used to describe them. Tuna kat
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Post by frantastic on Jun 1, 2018 10:11:12 GMT -6
Right now I'm really glad that I don't eat seafood, because the euphemisms in this thread would ruin it for me.
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Post by lucilleaustero on Jun 1, 2018 10:12:26 GMT -6
I might end up on our Nextdoor site because my hair tie spontaneously combusted while I was out "running" and I had to stop in front of someone's house. But I didn't want to lose all of my momentum, so I was jogging back and forth in front of their house while pausing to try to tie the thing back together. Ultimately, my efforts were futile and I walk/jogged back home to try again later.
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Post by helenahhandbasket on Jun 1, 2018 10:13:47 GMT -6
There was a big Juggalo rally here in the fall. ICP performed. They had like this manifesto, protesting their gang designation. Sooo...are you confessing that you attended?
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pobre
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Post by pobre on Jun 1, 2018 10:16:48 GMT -6
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 1, 2018 10:18:06 GMT -6
I might end up on our Nextdoor site because my hair tie spontaneously combusted while I was out "running" and I had to stop in front of someone's house. But I didn't want to lose all of my momentum, so I was jogging back and forth in front of their house while pausing to try to tie the thing back together. Ultimately, my efforts were futile and I walk/jogged back home to try again later. Did you also think that her hair was on fire?? Not just me?
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