Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Nov 12, 2017 23:03:07 GMT -6
So in summary: Early on a frosty winter morning...Man and his daughter (and her infant) are kidnapped by their neighbours, fellow Jehovah's Witnesses that they know and opened their doors to when one of the women (dressed) was frantically banging on their door. When they opened the door to her they were met with 5 naked adults and forced into a BMW. The man was put in the trunk, his adult daughter and her infant were in the main car with all the naked loonies (and their 2 teenage daughters). The man managed to pop the trunk open and escape, and when the car stopped his daughter and her infant escaped too, and together they flagged down a passing truck and got in. The naked kidnappers used their BMW to ram the truck. The adults were arrested and 2 teens (the 13 and 15 YO children of some of the naked adults) were released without charges. The teens father is suggesting the tea they had with breakfast that their guest brought over from India was hallucinogenic. jorkzy leatherpants hippo WTAF www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-family-kidnapping-naked-nisku-1.4398942 |
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Post by Cher on Nov 12, 2017 23:07:20 GMT -6
I AM ALL IN.
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Post by enchanted on Nov 12, 2017 23:08:38 GMT -6
I...uh...what?
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origami
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Post by origami on Nov 12, 2017 23:10:40 GMT -6
I was just coming here to say this. J-dubs, nakedness, hallucinogens? Sign. me. up. |
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Nov 12, 2017 23:12:36 GMT -6
I'm just dying that the guy is like "gee I mean what a thing to happen, couldn't have seen it coming eh?"
Like....no sir, one could not make this shit up.
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Nov 12, 2017 23:15:25 GMT -6
And that BMW is not a big car. ETA correction: 5 naked people, a kidnapped lady and her baby (and a man in the trunk). All in that one car?
I mean. I just.
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origami
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Post by origami on Nov 12, 2017 23:59:23 GMT -6
I'm just dying that the guy is like "gee I mean what a thing to happen, couldn't have seen it coming eh?" Like....no sir, one could not make this shit up. It's pretty much the most stereotypically Canadian response in the history of ever. |
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Tlex
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Post by Tlex on Nov 13, 2017 0:15:33 GMT -6
I'm just dying that the guy is like "gee I mean what a thing to happen, couldn't have seen it coming eh?" Like....no sir, one could not make this shit up. It's pretty much the most stereotypically Canadian response in the history of ever. Bested only by the victim's saying they aren't holding any grudges they just want to understand what happened. |
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Post by thatgolfb on Nov 13, 2017 1:04:37 GMT -6
Wuuuuuuut. This is beyond bizarre.
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RajahMD
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Post by RajahMD on Nov 13, 2017 4:02:10 GMT -6
O. M. G.
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MrsNal
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Post by MrsNal on Nov 13, 2017 6:39:14 GMT -6
Husband's response
"Oh Alberta"
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Post by babybean on Nov 13, 2017 6:57:06 GMT -6
That’s insane.
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CeeBug
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Post by CeeBug on Nov 13, 2017 7:00:08 GMT -6
They immediately jumped to the tea? Weird.
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jorkzy
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Post by jorkzy on Nov 13, 2017 9:26:12 GMT -6
Lol this is relatively local to me.
And in I guess typical Canadian response, people were like "huh how strange" and the news has moved on to other topics now.
I do feel bad for the teenaged daughters though. That's going to be a rough first day back to school. It happened in a small town. I'm sure everyone knows everyone.
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Post by leatherpants on Nov 13, 2017 10:00:11 GMT -6
I’ve been reading about this. Because wtf. When did they take off their clothes? It was not an overly warm day.
Sometimes I just die of embarrassment for them.
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Post by Sweetjane on Nov 13, 2017 10:09:23 GMT -6
I am just speechless.
Are there tox reports?
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Post by Ali7P on Nov 13, 2017 10:56:49 GMT -6
This is so confusing. I read the story when it was shared on the MFM facebook group, got confused and forgot about it. I just read this article twice and I'm still confused. Is it just that hard to follow, was the article written poorly, or am I failing at comprehension?
At the end of the article, is the father who said they drank tea just the dad of the two teens who were in in the BMW? Did the dad drink the tea too? Was he the man who was naked in the car (not the one in the trunk)?
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Post by ArielMermaid on Nov 13, 2017 11:03:40 GMT -6
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Post by angelashly on Nov 13, 2017 11:04:20 GMT -6
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jorkzy
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Post by jorkzy on Nov 13, 2017 11:42:38 GMT -6
This is so confusing. I read the story when it was shared on the MFM facebook group, got confused and forgot about it. I just read this article twice and I'm still confused. Is it just that hard to follow, was the article written poorly, or am I failing at comprehension? At the end of the article, is the father who said they drank tea just the dad of the two teens who were in in the BMW? Did the dad drink the tea too? Was he the man who was naked in the car (not the one in the trunk)? I'm pretty sure the guy is the one who escaped from the trunk. Maybe? ETA whoops no he's the dad of the teens. He wasn't involved I don't think. |
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Post by Ali7P on Nov 13, 2017 11:48:11 GMT -6
This is so confusing. I read the story when it was shared on the MFM facebook group, got confused and forgot about it. I just read this article twice and I'm still confused. Is it just that hard to follow, was the article written poorly, or am I failing at comprehension? At the end of the article, is the father who said they drank tea just the dad of the two teens who were in in the BMW? Did the dad drink the tea too? Was he the man who was naked in the car (not the one in the trunk)? I'm pretty sure the guy is the one who escaped from the trunk. Maybe? ETA whoops no he's the dad of the teens. He wasn't involved I don't think. See? Super confusing! The whole tea thing is weird. |
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Post by leatherpants on Nov 13, 2017 14:08:56 GMT -6
SO is convinced they are lying about the tea - like that it was accidental and it came from overseas. But the whole thing is so weird that I’m willing to believe it.
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Post by Lord Disick on Nov 13, 2017 14:32:06 GMT -6
This is the best.
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Nov 14, 2017 13:17:36 GMT -6
What the ever loving?
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