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Post by sammichcat on Oct 20, 2017 20:30:53 GMT -6
Kids are weird and amazing. Come tell a funny story involving kiddos  |
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Post by sammichcat on Oct 20, 2017 20:33:44 GMT -6
My son was blowing kisses in the car, which always warms my heart because he'll say they're for me or his brother,but usually both. I was blowing kisses back when he stopped me, appalled, saying "I'm not blowing kisses for you, mama, those are for me".  |
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Post by tincupchalice on Oct 20, 2017 20:36:15 GMT -6
This was a while ago now...
DS1 and I were snuggling on the couch. I turned to him and said "I love you to the moon and back." He looked at me very seriously and said "I love you to the fan."
More recently, I had to remove all shovels and other such implements from the back yard after I caught him hacking up our trees. "But mama," he said, "I was just trying to find the sap to make you some syrup."
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robot
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Post by robot on Oct 20, 2017 21:56:02 GMT -6
She was stepping on my mom’s feet in the grocery store on purpose so when we got back in the car my mom told her that her feet hurt. DD said “Oh. I’m sorry. But you need to be nice.”
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Post by budders on Oct 21, 2017 9:40:53 GMT -6
Whenever V is doing something unsafe (pretty much always) and I tell him to stop he says “it’s okay mommy, I be careful.”
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jessila
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Post by jessila on Oct 21, 2017 9:57:22 GMT -6
O bit me hard this morning then cried hard when I said ouch.
I had teeth marks on my hand for at least 45 minutes after but he was offended by my loud exclamation.
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Post by charliefox on Oct 21, 2017 14:54:58 GMT -6
We were FaceTiming with my dad the other day and DS (just turned 2) was wandering around repeating something so my dad asks DS what he’s saying, DS runs over to the phone and very seriously says to my dad “I talkin about 3 o’clock” then runs away.
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tinyjoys
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Post by tinyjoys on Oct 21, 2017 15:08:24 GMT -6
H did bath & bedtime with A last night and then went outside to work on his project car for a bit. While he was getting her into bed, I started a bath. A few minutes into my soaking, I hear "momma, momma? whatchu doin'? takin' a bath? washing your booty?" over the monitor. Thanks, husband.
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Post by lovealwaysalison on Oct 21, 2017 20:52:03 GMT -6
Full on crying because her stuffed puppy was sad and needed a nap but his eyes wouldn't close. Because he is a stuffed animal that lacks eye lids or the ability to move but YOU try explaining that to a 2yo....sheesh.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2017 10:42:43 GMT -6
DS told his teacher that I ate the baby and that’s why it’s in my tummy.
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lily
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be a New Orleanian wherever you are
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Post by lily on Oct 22, 2017 14:45:56 GMT -6
Dinner table conversation with my 2.5 year old
DS: I don’t have a penis any more.
me: what happened to it?
DS: it’s gone. I need a new one. Let’s go buy one.
me: people don’t buy penises.
DS: people only buy toy penises?
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