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Post by Dramaphile on Sept 12, 2017 6:43:36 GMT -6
We need a new one of these, because it's always good for a laugh. What absurd reason is making your child cry?
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Post by critter015 on Sept 12, 2017 6:46:07 GMT -6
Because she was trying to wedge herself in between me and the kitchen cabinet so I would stop cooking and she hit her head on said cabinet.
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Post by Dramaphile on Sept 12, 2017 6:47:52 GMT -6
Because I put my hand on Daddy's arm while we were at the dinner table.
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Post by charlotte on Sept 12, 2017 6:48:35 GMT -6
Because Daniel Tiger wasn't sharing his toys with him. From the TV.
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Post by Dramaphile on Sept 12, 2017 6:58:11 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let her nurse while her mouth was full of half-chewed green bean.
She has a sudden obsession with trying to eat and nurse at the same time, like I'm some kind of robot beverage dispenser. She hid a goldfish cracker in her hand the other day and was trying to sneak it between her lips while latched. WTF, toddler?
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milano
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Post by milano on Sept 12, 2017 7:39:03 GMT -6
Because he needed to sing the finger song, and apparently he can't do that unless he is holding his "sky blue" lego. Which was in the backseat of the car.
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milano
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Post by milano on Sept 12, 2017 7:39:41 GMT -6
Because I put my hand on Daddy's arm while we were at the dinner table. Well, you monster.
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sarenu
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Post by sarenu on Sept 12, 2017 8:07:38 GMT -6
I helped him on the potty.
I didn't grab his captain America shield.
Mickey was stopped so we could leave.
The soggy cheerios were taken away after not eating them for 30 minutes.
It's been a hard morning.
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piccyami
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Post by piccyami on Sept 12, 2017 9:08:52 GMT -6
The dog had the dog toy.
The gate was open.
The gate was closed.
The dog was inside.
The dog was outside.
His pouch was on the floor.
The dog ate his cookie. That he threw in the floor.
It was a rough morning. DC gets to deal with him now.
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mapleme
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Post by mapleme on Sept 12, 2017 9:22:36 GMT -6
(For C while eating every meal). Because she didn't have the whole world in her hands RIGHT NOW!!! Mealtimes are stressful yo.
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Post by critter015 on Sept 12, 2017 10:14:05 GMT -6
Because I said if you are too sick to go to school you are too sick to go to the playground.
Because she couldn't find the thing I spied that was white, even after multiple hints.
Because DH picked her up and threw her over his shoulder, but it wasn't actually nearly as fun as it looked when he did that to O.
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nikkipal
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Post by nikkipal on Sept 12, 2017 10:58:58 GMT -6
Because I tried to give her peanut butter on the back of a spoon instead of the front.
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Post by Dramaphile on Sept 12, 2017 11:13:26 GMT -6
Because I tried to give her peanut butter on the back of a spoon instead of the front. How could you? They should take your parenting license away!
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tj
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Post by tj on Sept 12, 2017 12:22:55 GMT -6
Bc it's nap time and I took away the toy phone she was playing with instead of trying to sleep.
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milano
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Post by milano on Sept 12, 2017 12:59:22 GMT -6
Bc I let his ice melt in the sun.
Bc I didn't get him a coffee at Starbucks.
Bc I was being too quiet while driving around trying to get my children to nap.
Bc I wouldn't drive him to grandma's house (nearly 3 hrs away).
Bc I played the wrong veggie tales song in the car, and they were all "bad".
Bc he didn't want to go through the car wash (we were at an ATM).
FINALLY he fell asleep.
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Post by pbandj714 on Sept 13, 2017 6:06:03 GMT -6
Brother was trying to take her Cheerios.
I wouldn't let her eat baby wipes.
Daddy put him down.
The gate was closed.
I blocked him from the outlet, so he couldn't unplug the lamps.
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Post by ovenrack on Sept 13, 2017 6:42:53 GMT -6
Because both kids wanted the same cup of water.
There were two cups of water. The exact same cups. Bought at the same time. Both blue plastic cups with 2" of water in them.
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DGM
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Post by DGM on Sept 13, 2017 7:27:18 GMT -6
Because I tried to cut open the plastic packaging on her birthday gift Grandma gave her yesterday. L is insisting we can't open it until her actual birthday next week.
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mimsy
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Post by mimsy on Sept 13, 2017 8:07:04 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let her stick her fingers in the baby duck cage that said no fingers, ducklings bite.
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milano
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Post by milano on Sept 13, 2017 8:24:11 GMT -6
Because I tried to cut open the plastic packaging on her birthday gift Grandma gave her yesterday. L is insisting we can't open it until her actual birthday next week. Aw she sounds like a young Milano! I also have strong feels about opening gifts early.
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baymare
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Post by baymare on Sept 13, 2017 16:38:22 GMT -6
Because part of his banana fell on the floor, the dog (of course) ate it, and we would not retrieve it from the dog's stomach ...
The screaming went on so long that MH got another banana, broke off a piece, called the dog over and pretended to get it back from him. He then brought the banana piece over to J, and offered to "fix" his banana by gluing the piece back on with peanut butter. It worked (well, the screaming stopped)!
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Post by jnu76 on Sept 14, 2017 4:39:17 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let her have a snack as I was getting dinner plates ready to put on the table in 12 seconds.
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Post by sassyq on Sept 14, 2017 7:33:29 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let her stand between the filing cabinet that I was trying to open and my chair.
Because she set her rice cake down and the dog ate it
Because she locked me out of the house and I had to bang on the door to get the older ones attention so she could let me in and the dog barked and scared her
Because I wouldn't let her have anymore cheerioes after she dumped them on the table then swept them all onto the floor for the dog
...its been a rough morning
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Post by niko8083 on Sept 16, 2017 13:13:45 GMT -6
Because I told her to pick up the shirt she threw on the floor.
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