tj
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Post by tj on Aug 8, 2017 15:46:34 GMT -6
What may have been overheard at your house, that would definitely give the wrong impression?
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tj
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Post by tj on Aug 8, 2017 15:47:18 GMT -6
Mom, why are you cleaning? Who is coming over?
Gee, thanks kid. But actually, I DON'T only clean when company is coming.
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stringy
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Post by stringy on Aug 8, 2017 17:03:12 GMT -6
Not giving the wrong impression but I just heard BM and M outside Ps door while I was nursing.
M: mommy after we read books will you lay in bed with me til I fall asleep?
BM: no honey once you go to bed we get everything ready for tomorrow. If I did that who would make your lunch and pack bags.
M: mama. She does that every morning while we have breakfast.
#truth
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nikkipal
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Post by nikkipal on Aug 8, 2017 18:43:46 GMT -6
"Once you poop in the bath, bathtime is over."
Actually, that really can only mean that I have a toddler, no?
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sak
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Post by sak on Aug 10, 2017 16:17:29 GMT -6
"She doesn't want to play with you. Go play with yourself"
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Post by charlotte on Aug 10, 2017 16:20:41 GMT -6
"My penis is stuck"
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mc13
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Post by mc13 on Aug 10, 2017 18:30:58 GMT -6
Overheard at the fair yesterday...
"Are you sure you want the rainbow poop?"
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sassyq
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Post by sassyq on Aug 10, 2017 18:32:23 GMT -6
"I need to find a boy so I can get married"
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Post by brandiewine11 on Aug 10, 2017 19:16:06 GMT -6
What may have been overheard at your house, that would definitely give the wrong impression? R totally asks who is coming over every time I vacuum. I vacuum almost daily but always right before we have guests. Lol. |
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