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Post by charlotte on Jan 21, 2022 9:35:19 GMT -6
Come in and get right with Lord Voldemort
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Post by charlotte on Jan 21, 2022 9:37:25 GMT -6
The first confession is actually on behalf of my dog.
This dope has learned how to step on the little pedal on our bathroom trash can to get the lid open. The result, as you might imagine, was eating a lot of used tampons. 🤢🤢🤢
He is very not sorry and is not asking for forgiveness at this time. He thanks you for your understanding.
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Post by charlotte on Jan 21, 2022 9:42:30 GMT -6
Yesterday morning while MH Was taking the kids to school I was walking around the house with pants on, but nothing on top. I was searching for a particular bra. I decide it’s in my office, so I walk upstairs to the office and turn the lights on. I’m standing there looking for my bra when I realize that I’m directly in front of the window and the blinds are open. Furthermore, our next door neighbor’s driveway is the bus stop for our street. So there were kids standing out there. Because I know that *I* can see into my next door neighbor’s upstairs window from my driveway, I know that it’s possible they saw me. But I can only hope that they weren’t looking upward, since the window is on the second floor.
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Post by stringy on Jan 21, 2022 9:59:02 GMT -6
i think i put all my confessions in yesterdays thread
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Post by sarenu on Jan 21, 2022 11:07:17 GMT -6
[mention]charlotte [/mention] is coming in hot today.
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Post by pbandj714 on Jan 21, 2022 12:23:19 GMT -6
The first confession is actually on behalf of my dog. This dope has learned how to step on the little pedal on our bathroom trash can to get the lid open. The result, as you might imagine, was eating a lot of used tampons. 🤢🤢🤢 He is very not sorry and is not asking for forgiveness at this time. He thanks you for your understanding. Oh yes, our dog is a big fan of baby wipes in the bathroom trash. Then she ends up puking them up or making J into a magician having to pull a 5 ft long shit rope out of her hind end. It's a wonder she hasn't had an obstruction.
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Post by ovenrack on Jan 21, 2022 12:23:42 GMT -6
I’ve been watching Nashville and it’s such drama but I love the accents and the aesthetic. And Connie Britton.
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Post by mapleme on Jan 21, 2022 15:55:40 GMT -6
Yesterday morning while MH Was taking the kids to school I was walking around the house with pants on, but nothing on top. I was searching for a particular bra. I decide it’s in my office, so I walk upstairs to the office and turn the lights on. I’m standing there looking for my bra when I realize that I’m directly in front of the window and the blinds are open. Furthermore, our next door neighbor’s driveway is the bus stop for our street. So there were kids standing out there. Because I know that *I* can see into my next door neighbor’s upstairs window from my driveway, I know that it’s possible they saw me. But I can only hope that they weren’t looking upward, since the window is on the second floor. My last house as a duplex with another duplex next door. I didn't have good phone signal there so I would often stand in the living room window and stare out to get clear service. One time I was on an important phone call that I couldn't postpone while my neighbor was standing naked in front of her window, clearly using it as a mirror (it was nighttime). Just to make sure that she couldn't see me (I was trying not to look), I turned off the light. Because standing at your window in a darkened room while your neighbor is naked in front of their's is totally not creepy behavior.
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Post by milano on Jan 21, 2022 19:03:53 GMT -6
The first confession is actually on behalf of my dog. This dope has learned how to step on the little pedal on our bathroom trash can to get the lid open. The result, as you might imagine, was eating a lot of used tampons. 🤢🤢🤢 He is very not sorry and is not asking for forgiveness at this time. He thanks you for your understanding. Omg to little canine charlotte. WHYYY.
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Post by tj on Jan 21, 2022 21:23:31 GMT -6
The first confession is actually on behalf of my dog. This dope has learned how to step on the little pedal on our bathroom trash can to get the lid open. The result, as you might imagine, was eating a lot of used tampons. 🤢🤢🤢 He is very not sorry and is not asking for forgiveness at this time. He thanks you for your understanding. Omg to little canine charlotte. WHYYY. Bc dogs are filthy fucks that’s why. Hork.
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Post by tj on Jan 21, 2022 21:26:07 GMT -6
I have an awful embarrassing disgusting confession.
After 13 years of marriage, and some pretty rough times, I have somehow fallen back into love all over again with mh, and sometimes get butterflies whenever he calls/texts me.
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Post by milano on Jan 21, 2022 22:17:44 GMT -6
I have an awful embarrassing disgusting confession. After 13 years of marriage, and some pretty rough times, I have somehow fallen back into love all over again with mh, and sometimes get butterflies whenever he calls/texts me. This is not disgusting, it's sweet 🥰
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Post by DGM on Jan 21, 2022 22:56:06 GMT -6
I have an awful embarrassing disgusting confession. After 13 years of marriage, and some pretty rough times, I have somehow fallen back into love all over again with mh, and sometimes get butterflies whenever he calls/texts me. This is inspiring! ❤
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Post by charlotte on Jan 22, 2022 8:00:25 GMT -6
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Post by charlotte on Jan 22, 2022 8:03:08 GMT -6
mapleme that’s hilarious. One of the “lessons” my mom taught me growing up was to always keep your lights off if you’re spying* on your neighbors out the window at night. Why do I remember that so vividly, lol. *innocent spying. We used to watch out the window while our neighbor’s teenagers threw parties and the cops showed up 😆.
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Post by niko8083 on Jan 22, 2022 8:54:07 GMT -6
The first confession is actually on behalf of my dog. This dope has learned how to step on the little pedal on our bathroom trash can to get the lid open. The result, as you might imagine, was eating a lot of used tampons. 🤢🤢🤢 He is very not sorry and is not asking for forgiveness at this time. He thanks you for your understanding. Oh yes, our dog is a big fan of baby wipes in the bathroom trash. Then she ends up puking them up or making J into a magician having to pull a 5 ft long shit rope out of her hind end. It's a wonder she hasn't had an obstruction. I laughed way to hard at “5 ft long shit rope”. Definitely been there before.
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Post by rugger on Jan 22, 2022 21:15:37 GMT -6
I have an awful embarrassing disgusting confession. After 13 years of marriage, and some pretty rough times, I have somehow fallen back into love all over again with mh, and sometimes get butterflies whenever he calls/texts me. This makes me so happy for you 😊❤️
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Post by rugger on Jan 22, 2022 21:19:35 GMT -6
Confession: I find it tough to deal with my own dog sometimes. She's like the freaking preachers kid that's the shady trouble maker. DOESN'T SHE KNOW SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD DOG?!
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Post by milano on Jan 23, 2022 21:52:59 GMT -6
Our neighbors across the street are selling their house. Next door just sold last month, 2 houses down sold a couple months ago and a couple houses down the other direction sold a few months ago. I'm starting to think it's us 😬
None of these houses are "family" houses though, more retirees. Which is fine, we lucked out with our new next door neighbors who are retired and seem great. But I want more young people friends.
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Post by pbandj714 on Jan 24, 2022 9:29:01 GMT -6
mapleme that’s hilarious. One of the “lessons” my mom taught me growing up was to always keep your lights off if you’re spying* on your neighbors out the window at night. Why do I remember that so vividly, lol. *innocent spying. We used to watch out the window while our neighbor’s teenagers threw parties and the cops showed up 😆. My grandma taught me the same.
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Post by snowmoon on Jan 24, 2022 11:21:14 GMT -6
I’m in a homeschool chat group that I’ve only stayed in to lurk and complain about how fucking crazy people are. I have a related post for the complaints thread.
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Post by milano on Jan 25, 2022 10:45:35 GMT -6
I've never purchased light-up shoes for my kids, because I didn't want it to become a requirement for future shoe purchases and they don't really know they exist.
Sorel has some new sneakers that light up for grown-ups and I....want a pair. Real bad. So I'm debating whether or not I want to bring light-up shoes into our lives or not. This is absolutely The Most FIrst World Problem that I have ever had.
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Post by ovenrack on Jan 25, 2022 11:35:00 GMT -6
I've never purchased light-up shoes for my kids, because I didn't want it to become a requirement for future shoe purchases and they don't really know they exist. Sorel has some new sneakers that light up for grown-ups and I....want a pair. Real bad. So I'm debating whether or not I want to bring light-up shoes into our lives or not. This is absolutely The Most FIrst World Problem that I have ever had. I don’t buy my kids light-up shoes because I never was allowed them as a kid (they were, like, invented then so $$$) and apparently I’m That Parent, in this regard.
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Post by stringy on Jan 25, 2022 11:43:00 GMT -6
on vacation last year a really big sailboat went by on the horizon of cape cod. so we looked it up and tracked it ever since. It is overwintering in italy somewhere and hasn't moved in quite some time.
its weird, that its possible. and who is on it? can I come? whats it like? please take me away.
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Post by mintyblueair on Jan 26, 2022 8:26:26 GMT -6
I've been listening to music from my childhood lately, and in the past two weeks I've had three very vivid, very sexy/romantic dreams about Billie Joe Armstrong.
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Post by tj on Jan 26, 2022 8:37:25 GMT -6
I've been listening to music from my childhood lately, and in the past two weeks I've had three very vivid, very sexy/romantic dreams about Billie Joe Armstrong. Lol ew!
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Post by mintyblueair on Jan 26, 2022 8:48:01 GMT -6
I've been listening to music from my childhood lately, and in the past two weeks I've had three very vivid, very sexy/romantic dreams about Billie Joe Armstrong. Lol ew! I actually think he was kinda hot when he was young! I had a crush on him when I was 10ish and Dookie and Nimrod were on repeat in my house.
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Post by charlotte on Jan 26, 2022 8:49:41 GMT -6
It’s okay mintyblueair.. my childhood crush was Vin Diesel 😑
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Post by tj on Jan 26, 2022 13:31:45 GMT -6
I actually think he was kinda hot when he was young! I had a crush on him when I was 10ish and Dookie and Nimrod were on repeat in my house. I just have a very specific image of him in my head that gives me the German embarrassment for him.
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