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Post by fosterlove on May 25, 2017 5:24:40 GMT -6
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Post by shitsngiggles on May 25, 2017 5:29:56 GMT -6
Yas! I saw one at Homegoods the other day. DS/J (how are we doing this here? ) almost convinced me to buy it, but I know DH would have lost his mind.
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Post by ArielMermaid on May 25, 2017 5:31:38 GMT -6
I'm so jealous you live near an actual Beyonce!
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Post by fosterlove on May 25, 2017 5:46:55 GMT -6
Is this the knock knock mother fucker chicken? My kids would also love to meet such a chicken. I don't believe it is the original- but she is a HUGE bitch! It is as tall as the house. |
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Post by sweptaway on May 25, 2017 6:01:22 GMT -6
I have much jealousE. That story kills me dead every damn time.
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Post by Jesslfar on May 25, 2017 6:03:22 GMT -6
I knew this was knock knock morherfucker. She is a great joy.
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Post by marygracerich on May 25, 2017 6:13:01 GMT -6
This is one of my favorite stories ever. The first time I read it I was by myself on the Staten Island ferry laughing like a maniac. I must have looked crazy.
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Post by squeakyduck on May 25, 2017 6:18:56 GMT -6
My mom has an indoor one that she has decorated with lights and fake eyelashes. She went to a book signing for the Bloggess and took the chicken and got it signed. Then she and her friends made commemorative throw pillows.
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Post by purpleiris on May 25, 2017 6:21:02 GMT -6
The Blogess is amazing, I love Beyoncé the chicken! I just reread Furiously Happy. Rarely do I actually LOL in real life, but she kills me.
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Post by sunnysideup on May 25, 2017 6:59:16 GMT -6
Yas! I saw one at Homegoods the other day. DS/J (how are we doing this here? ) almost convinced me to buy it, but I know DH would have lost his mind. This! I saw one at homegoods a few months ago and took a bunch of pictures with it. I'm sure other shoppers were wondering why I was so invested in the giant chicken. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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Post by shitsngiggles on May 25, 2017 7:06:14 GMT -6
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Post by Sundae on May 25, 2017 7:09:00 GMT -6
Hilarious!
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Post by poppy on May 25, 2017 9:21:55 GMT -6
Her story makes me cry every single time I read it. It's funny each time. I love Beyoncé chicken.
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Post by enchanted on May 25, 2017 9:23:36 GMT -6
I have much jealousE. That story kills me dead every damn time. My go-to when I need to laugh until I cry. My husband is broken or something; he doesn't think it's funny. Maybe because he knows I would possibly buy one if I ever found one. |
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Post by radiantfate on May 25, 2017 10:13:31 GMT -6
Thank you for this trip down memory lane. Beyonce is one of the greatest things on the Internet. Showed it to DH for the first time today. He's Portuguese and sent this to me: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster_of_BarcelosHe said to never mention Beyonce to his dad, because my FIL makes sure for his birthday and holidays to request the most obscure, random, out-there things and would probably insist on having a giant Beyonce, and my MIL would react about the same as Victor did. |
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Post by lolacachia on May 25, 2017 11:25:27 GMT -6
That story gave me many a laugh back when I read it. My H thought I as insane.
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Post by thechickencoop on May 25, 2017 11:29:19 GMT -6
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I think about this all the time. Still gets me.  |
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Post by thechickencoop on May 25, 2017 11:29:42 GMT -6
KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Post by CestLaVie on May 25, 2017 11:33:31 GMT -6
Ah this was fun to revisit haha
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Post by robot on May 25, 2017 11:33:37 GMT -6
😂😂😂 I am ded every time I read that. I love it.
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