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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 20:59:19 GMT -6
Okay so my sister wants me to be a little serious while I watch this. So you guys get to read my smack talk.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:00:31 GMT -6
But oh dear god this opens up like every bad fic Ive ever read. Down the white knuckle grip on his expensive wooden desk as he is intrigued by this timid woman who is definitely the most intriguing creature he has ever seen.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:01:27 GMT -6
And Ill suck your dick if that pen in her mouth with his name on it isnt a metaphor for his dick.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:02:42 GMT -6
Christian Grey has no chill. Where is the slow burn?
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Post by athn64 on Jun 15, 2019 21:03:29 GMT -6
But oh dear god this opens up like every bad fic Ive ever read. Down the white knuckle grip on his expensive wooden desk as he is intrigued by this timid woman who is definitely the most intriguing creature he has ever seen. Well it is literally based on a bad fic, so seems fitting, no?
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:06:05 GMT -6
And let me tell you this would go up 500% in quality if I was looking at Ian Sohmerholder instead of this guy.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:06:59 GMT -6
But oh dear god this opens up like every bad fic Ive ever read. Down the white knuckle grip on his expensive wooden desk as he is intrigued by this timid woman who is definitely the most intriguing creature he has ever seen. Well it is literally based on a bad fic, so seems fitting, no? Indeed. I almost died, I told my sister I can literally see the writing happening in my head!!!
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:07:54 GMT -6
Oh theres the angst. Imma act all hot and mysterious and take you coffee and then tell I can never see you again. Youre hot then youre cold youre yes and youre no.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:12:23 GMT -6
Well hes awfully presumptuous.
Oh and then hes going to save her from the creeper.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:16:24 GMT -6
That couch looks plenty comfortable for a guy who has a drunk unconscious woman in his bed. Just saying.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:25:01 GMT -6
I would rather bang the driver. Hes hotter. And he looks like he is way kinkier than this guy honestly.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:25:48 GMT -6
I do love the Elle Goulding song Love me like you do though so one good thing came from this.
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Post by athn64 on Jun 15, 2019 21:28:29 GMT -6
I do love the Elle Goulding song Love me like you do though so one good thing came from this. Me too. And then I feel guilty for loving it knowing it's attached to this travesty.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:30:13 GMT -6
Well his sex dungeon doesnt have white shag carpet so we're off to a better start than the BDSM show on Netflix.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:31:39 GMT -6
Im glad youre here with me athn64
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Post by athn64 on Jun 15, 2019 21:31:47 GMT -6
Well his sex dungeon doesnt have white shag carpet so we're off to a better start than the BDSM show on Netflix. It's be impossible to get all the fluids out of that. Need some nice laminate or linoleum. Easier to clean.
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Post by athn64 on Jun 15, 2019 21:33:20 GMT -6
Im glad youre here with me athn64 I enjoy your live blogs. We still need to do a Geek Board movie night.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:33:46 GMT -6
At least Bella had smell going for her. Im not seeing whats so irresistible about Anna.
And oh dear christ shes a virgin!!!
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Post by athn64 on Jun 15, 2019 21:34:55 GMT -6
At least Bella had smell going for her. Im not seeing whats so irresistible about Anna. And oh dear christ shes a virgin!!! I'm thinking Christian is just always horny. Anyone could walk in to his office and he'd try to seduce them.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:39:06 GMT -6
Well his sex dungeon doesnt have white shag carpet so we're off to a better start than the BDSM show on Netflix. It's be impossible to get all the fluids out of that. Need some nice laminate or linoleum. Easier to clean. Preferably with a drain conveniently located as well.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:41:10 GMT -6
Im glad youre here with me athn64 I enjoy your live blogs. We still need to do a Geek Board movie night. Yes! I got reminded of Hot Tub Time Machine going through the Endgame thread.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:42:40 GMT -6
At least Bella had smell going for her. Im not seeing whats so irresistible about Anna. And oh dear christ shes a virgin!!! I'm thinking Christian is just always horny. Anyone could walk in to his office and he'd try to seduce them. But of course her soft sensitive soul will be too much for him to resist and he will change his Dominant ways. Uh oh breaking the rules already for her.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:48:11 GMT -6
THEY HAVENT EVEN PICKED OUT A SAFE WORD YET!!!
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:50:11 GMT -6
Shes gonna get punished for snooping for sure.
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Post by athn64 on Jun 15, 2019 21:51:59 GMT -6
THEY HAVENT EVEN PICKED OUT A SAFE WORD YET!!! Yeah. He's the worst Dom ever. He'd never be allowed at any sanctioned parties or clubs.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:52:03 GMT -6
This is what I want and I want it with you. And the 15 other women before you.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:53:10 GMT -6
The helicopter must be a time share.
It would have been a much shorter less awkward ride home lol.
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Post by athn64 on Jun 15, 2019 21:53:56 GMT -6
The helicopter must be a time share. It would have been a much shorter less awkward ride home lol. Well he only needs to impress her the first time.
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Post by mischief on Jun 15, 2019 21:54:52 GMT -6
THEY HAVENT EVEN PICKED OUT A SAFE WORD YET!!! Yeah. He's the worst Dom ever. He'd never be allowed at any sanctioned parties or clubs. Fuck no. As it should be of course. Hes also doing a terrible job explaining the whole thing really. Are we supposed to be believe he is a salesman of some kind?
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Post by athn64 on Jun 15, 2019 21:56:57 GMT -6
Yeah. He's the worst Dom ever. He'd never be allowed at any sanctioned parties or clubs. Fuck no. As it should be of course. Hes also doing a terrible job explaining the whole thing really. Are we supposed to be believe he is a salesman of some kind? He wants her confused and not fully in the know so that he can continue to exploit and use her. Classic predator. I still don't understand why women find this hot.
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