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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 11:34:27 GMT -6
And I would be annoyed if there was a bathroom at my work where everybody was just letting their shit flag fly. I don’t think anyone is going in there and shaming them. But, yeah, if everytime I went in the bathroom, it was just poop explosions, I would find it kinda gross. That seems fair.
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 31, 2019 11:35:17 GMT -6
And I would be annoyed if there was a bathroom at my work where everybody was just letting their shit flag fly. I don’t think anyone is going in there and shaming them. But, yeah, if everytime I went in the bathroom, it was just poop explosions, I would find it kinda gross. That seems fair. #thisplace Would you tell everyone they aren't allowed to shit at work because it inconveniences you?
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 11:35:22 GMT -6
I’m looking at the cabbage diet and it’s really not horrible. 7 days of unlimited soup and veggies/protein/fruit/carbs depending on the day is not some thing that’s really unhealthy. So for 18 months she’s been doing a complete lifestyle change and right at the home stretch she’s going a little harder to win her bet? HilarityEnsued did the same thing. I don’t see anything wrong with it and 7 days of being super strict with your diet is not fucking anything up. Some of this faux outrage is unwarranted. I am mostly concerned with the farting situ that would be my life. Lolz. I just read a fart burns 67 calories. I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I’m choosing to believe it.
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 11:35:38 GMT -6
And I would be annoyed if there was a bathroom at my work where everybody was just letting their shit flag fly. I don’t think anyone is going in there and shaming them. But, yeah, if everytime I went in the bathroom, it was just poop explosions, I would find it kinda gross. That seems fair. #thisplace Would you tell everyone they aren't allowed to shit at work because it inconveniences you? Did she do that?
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 11:37:08 GMT -6
I have a crush on Jen from Buzzfeed Ladylike. She's the only one I like anymore. Kristen is such a hoarder, and it stresses me out when she posts from her house or desk. I can't take it. I know she makes a joke out of it, but it really bothers me. She's great on Twitter, but the videos are just a lot. And Devin seems to think her anxiety is unusual and I'm just like...dude, a lot of us have anxiety tho? I miss Safya. I follow her on You Tube and she's still the best one. Their content has really gone down in quality since she left. I only came upon them recently so I don't know who Safya is and haven't seen the older stuff. A lot of the content is just okay but I watch because Jen. But yea I saw one video of Kristen at her house and my word.
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Post by ladybrienne on May 31, 2019 11:39:08 GMT -6
I am mostly concerned with the farting situ that would be my life. Lolz. I just read a fart burns 67 calories. I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I’m choosing to believe it. That's a diet I'd be good at
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:40:02 GMT -6
I can't say I'm bothered by people shitting in a public restroom. I don't feel that is A This Place. It's a bathroom.
If people are literally having explosive diarrhea daily, perhaps the coffee machines and water provided need to be examined. That sounds like a hazmat situation.
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 31, 2019 11:40:46 GMT -6
Would you tell everyone they aren't allowed to shit at work because it inconveniences you? Did she do that? She's mad at people for pooping in a bathroom. Maybe we should make a trek to Everest and add to the thawing poop-ageddon.
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:41:46 GMT -6
She's the only one I like anymore. Kristen is such a hoarder, and it stresses me out when she posts from her house or desk. I can't take it. I know she makes a joke out of it, but it really bothers me. She's great on Twitter, but the videos are just a lot. And Devin seems to think her anxiety is unusual and I'm just like...dude, a lot of us have anxiety tho? I miss Safya. I follow her on You Tube and she's still the best one. Their content has really gone down in quality since she left. I only came upon them recently so I don't know who Safya is and haven't seen the older stuff. A lot of the content is just okay but I watch because Jen. But yea I saw one video of Kristen at her house and my word. The older stuff is good to waste time with. I don't follow anymore.
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Post by tater on May 31, 2019 11:43:12 GMT -6
I can't believe people are bothered by the fact that a bathroom is being used for its actual intended purpose.
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 11:43:32 GMT -6
I can't say I'm bothered by people shitting in a public restroom. I don't feel that is A This Place. It's a bathroom. #PoopBreezy Nah? You like listening to people loudly poop? If that’s the generally accepted feeling here, then I will definitely say #thisplace. Because people I know, in real life, are def not breezy about just listening to people take shits. There are doors, close them. There’s a fan, run it. I don’t want to hear it.
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Post by ladybrienne on May 31, 2019 11:43:54 GMT -6
I worked in a place that only had 2 stalls, and a small bathroom. Some of the ladies LIT IT UP.
I mean I get it, you gotta go, you gotta go. But I seriously considered typing up a sign about courtesy flushing, and better cleaning up after yourself. It was that bad.
Also I think apk was being tongue in cheek, hence my digging a hole for my poop joke.
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 11:43:58 GMT -6
She's mad at people for pooping in a bathroom. Maybe we should make a trek to Everest and add to the thawing poop-ageddon. Soooo ... no. She did not do that.
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Post by willow on May 31, 2019 11:45:00 GMT -6
I was soooo paranoid and careful when I spread some of my late H’s ashes. I brought them to a nice spot on a hiking trail in Rocky Mountain National Park, because the Rockies were his favorite place in the whole world. It was tough because I picked a beautiful day on the trail so there was a lot of foot traffic. So I did the spreading pretty quickly and then sat and meditated on it for a while to sort of pay respects.
I guess part of that confession is that the hike and spreading his ashes was more meaningful to me than his funeral. It might be because I was over a year past the initial shock phase of grief though.
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:46:20 GMT -6
I can't say I'm bothered by people shitting in a public restroom. I don't feel that is A This Place. It's a bathroom. #PoopBreezy Nah? You like listening to people loudly poop? If that’s the generally accepted feeling here, then I will definitely say #thisplace. Because people I know, in real life, are def not breezy about just listening to people take shits. There are doors, close them. There’s a fan, run it. I don’t want to hear it. In my home? Yeah close the door and run the fan. In a public restroom? Shit in the stall, it's why it's here. I'm curious that the only options are liking the sound of shitting and being annoyed, rather than just "yeah, that's what it sounds like when people poop and since it's a public restroom, so it goes." But of course, the competition between #PoopBreezy and #BreezyAboutPoopAnnoyance can rage on. May the odds be ever in your favor.
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Post by ladybrienne on May 31, 2019 11:47:18 GMT -6
Also I am glad I have a place on the internet to argue with my peers about the intricacies of pooping.
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 11:47:30 GMT -6
My old office was right by the bathroom. There was an old chick in accounting that used to go blow it up and have the most noisy poops ever. I don’t know if she thought the doors were soundproof or she just didn’t care, but my coworker and I would look at each other in horror as we heard every fart and plop. I don’t believe that all of you would sit there every morning and be like, “well, everybody poops!”
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:47:37 GMT -6
I was soooo paranoid and careful when I spread some of my late H’s ashes. I brought them to a nice spot on a hiking trail in Rocky Mountain National Park, because the Rockies were his favorite place in the whole world. It was tough because I picked a beautiful day on the trail so there was a lot of foot traffic. So I did the spreading pretty quickly and then sat and meditated on it for a while to sort of pay respects. I guess part of that confession is that the hike and spreading his ashes was more meaningful to me than his funeral. It might be because I was over a year past the initial shock phase of grief though. I don't think that's a confession. I have never felt closure at formal services. It's always in more private moments, doing something that I know that person would have enjoyed. I'm glad you had that time.
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 11:49:12 GMT -6
Nah? You like listening to people loudly poop? If that’s the generally accepted feeling here, then I will definitely say #thisplace. Because people I know, in real life, are def not breezy about just listening to people take shits. There are doors, close them. There’s a fan, run it. I don’t want to hear it. In my home? Yeah close the door and run the fan. In a public restroom? Shit in the stall, it's why it's here. I'm curious that the only options are liking the sound of shitting and being annoyed, rather than just "yeah, that's what it sounds like when people poop and since it's a public restroom, so it goes." But of course, the competition between #PoopBreezy and #BreezyAboutPoopAnnoyance can rage on. May the odds be ever in your favor. Wouldn’t poop breezy and breezy about poop annoyance be the same thing? Anyway, yeah, if you’re in a public restroom with other people, maybe chill a sec before you start your bubble farts. I find it gross.
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:50:58 GMT -6
My old office was right by the bathroom. There was an old chick in accounting that used to go blow it up and have the most noisy poops ever. I don’t know if she thought the doors were soundproof or she just didn’t care, but my coworker and I would look at each other in horror as we heard every fart and plop. I don’t believe that all of you would sit there every morning and be like, “well, everybody poops!” You're right. Everyone squeeze tight lest the sound of a turd hitting the water or gas escaping during the process be audible to others. Talk about this place, lol.
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:51:23 GMT -6
In my home? Yeah close the door and run the fan. In a public restroom? Shit in the stall, it's why it's here. I'm curious that the only options are liking the sound of shitting and being annoyed, rather than just "yeah, that's what it sounds like when people poop and since it's a public restroom, so it goes." But of course, the competition between #PoopBreezy and #BreezyAboutPoopAnnoyance can rage on. May the odds be ever in your favor. Wouldn’t poop breezy and breezy about poop annoyance be the same thing? Anyway, yeah, if you’re in a public restroom with other people, maybe chill a sec before you start your bubble farts. I find it gross. Shan't. I'm in a bathroom and don't care if you find it gross.
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Post by willow on May 31, 2019 11:51:36 GMT -6
I was soooo paranoid and careful when I spread some of my late H’s ashes. I brought them to a nice spot on a hiking trail in Rocky Mountain National Park, because the Rockies were his favorite place in the whole world. It was tough because I picked a beautiful day on the trail so there was a lot of foot traffic. So I did the spreading pretty quickly and then sat and meditated on it for a while to sort of pay respects. I guess part of that confession is that the hike and spreading his ashes was more meaningful to me than his funeral. It might be because I was over a year past the initial shock phase of grief though. I don't think that's a confession. I have never felt closure at formal services. It's always in more private moments, doing something that I know that person would have enjoyed. I'm glad you had that time. That’s a good point. I definitely felt like the funeral was more for his family than for me, only because I was in a haze and let his parents plan all of it (they still ran every single detail by me first despite my repeated assurances that I trusted them). In hindsight I would have liked to have taken part in the eulogy but at the time I was certainly in no headspace to do it. I also confess I haven’t been to his grave once since the burial (3.5 years ago). It’s over an hour away in WI near his family and I guess I feel like with still having some of his ashes, I don’t need to.
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 11:52:01 GMT -6
My confession: Last weekend we were at a museum gift shop and I told my son he could pick out anything he wanted as long as it was less than $10. He saw a plush Audobon society bird that fit the bill (lol) but I nixed it because it made noise (bird song, but still). He ended up picking out a little fossil page and seemed happy enough but on the ride home he had the biggest tantrum of his life. Like, he’s not a kid who ever cries because he doesn’t get what he wants and I don’t think he’s ever cried more than about 5 minutes in a row in his life but he sat in the car and sobbed for nearly an hour. All week off and on he’s started crying and saying that he wants that bird and this morning he started crying again I just caved and found the bird on amazon and bought it. Fingers crossed that it’s only two more days of random silent sobbing. (Also, I sort of get the feeling this bird might somehow be a stand in for our cat who died a few weeks ago). Aww I bet he'll be so excited to get it!
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:52:18 GMT -6
willow, graves are nothing but ground. You celebrate, remember, and honor the way it works for you. There's no need or right in these things.
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:52:52 GMT -6
Also I am glad I have a place on the internet to argue with my peers about the intricacies of pooping. It's a fair way to pass the time.
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 11:53:56 GMT -6
Wouldn’t poop breezy and breezy about poop annoyance be the same thing? Anyway, yeah, if you’re in a public restroom with other people, maybe chill a sec before you start your bubble farts. I find it gross. Shan't. I'm in a bathroom and don't care if you find it gross. So asking someone to pump your gas will give you social anxiety, but if you’re in a public restroom with other people, you have no problem blowing it up? I don’t get it,
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:54:54 GMT -6
Shan't. I'm in a bathroom and don't care if you find it gross. So asking someone to pump your gas will give you social anxiety, but if you’re in a public restroom with other people, you have no problem blowing it up? I don’t get it, I guess I'll just have to find a way to carry on without you getting it. BTW for some who got super pissed at my not generally liking an exercise class that brings you mental peace, this was a shitty AF snipe at an actual issue I deal with. Cool.
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Post by spicysalmonroll on May 31, 2019 11:55:48 GMT -6
My office has about 13 women total so while we only have one bathroom (with multiple stalls) it's actually pretty rare that I'm in there the same time as anyone. Don't think I have ever once been in there while hearing the scene from Austin Powers.
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Post by beatch on May 31, 2019 11:59:04 GMT -6
I judge the Disney ashes spreaders. Sorry not sorry.
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Post by theseaword on May 31, 2019 11:59:18 GMT -6
I am seriously wondering if I’m pooping wrong now. Can you guys control how it plops? It just comes out how it comes out. I read everybody poops and there’s nothing in there about how to control how poop splashes and such. Or do people just hold it until they go home from work in 8 hours? What am I missing about not pooping in the work bathroom?
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