Bluebird
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Post by Bluebird on May 31, 2019 10:04:24 GMT -6
I had some very wild sex dreams last night and am definitely wondering where all that came from. 🤔
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Post by boycebear on May 31, 2019 10:11:36 GMT -6
Were you also lifting at the same time? My husband wants to lose some fat, he does strongman training, but not nearly as often as he'd like (think long ass working ours, and working away too much right now), I've bookmarked the page to show him when he's home tomorrow, but if he's got to do a certain amount of training alongside it I don't know how it's going to work for him.
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tater
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Post by tater on May 31, 2019 10:13:33 GMT -6
After a ride's worth of investigation (casually poking my hand out of the side of the Doom Buggy several times), I've decided that it would be totally possible to spread a small amount of someone's ashes throughout The Haunted Mansion without getting caught. Which I may have asked DH to do if I go first. This happens a lot at Disneyland. They have cameras EVERYWHERE. Disney sees all.
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Post by sheilathetank on May 31, 2019 10:15:34 GMT -6
I tried the cabbage soup diet once. I got to day 3 and had trapped gas so bad I was having chest pains. Stopped the diet and spent the next few days experiencing farts strong enough to peel paint. Never again.
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Post by ladybrienne on May 31, 2019 10:20:58 GMT -6
I tried the cabbage soup diet once. I got to day 3 and had trapped gas so bad I was having chest pains. Stopped the diet and spent the next few days experiencing farts strong enough to peel paint. Never again. Oh man the only time I have had gas pains that bad was after my c-sections. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Most relieving farts ever though.
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STP
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 10:21:06 GMT -6
After a ride's worth of investigation (casually poking my hand out of the side of the Doom Buggy several times), I've decided that it would be totally possible to spread a small amount of someone's ashes throughout The Haunted Mansion without getting caught. Which I may have asked DH to do if I go first. This happens a lot at Disneyland. They have cameras EVERYWHERE. Disney sees all. Yeah, you'd be caught in seconds. They're on to that shit.
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Post by GhoatMonket on May 31, 2019 10:29:18 GMT -6
Were you also lifting at the same time? My husband wants to lose some fat, he does strongman training, but not nearly as often as he'd like (think long ass working ours, and working away too much right now), I've bookmarked the page to show him when he's home tomorrow, but if he's got to do a certain amount of training alongside it I don't know how it's going to work for him. I did it to make weight for a meet. That is the only reason to cut like that. It's temporary. It comes back when you eat carbs and drink again. This is not a diet. It's a cut to make weight for a competition.
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Post by notblanche on May 31, 2019 10:30:30 GMT -6
I've been sleeping with my son's stuffed bunny. It's unbelievably soft and such a nice size. We put our cat to sleep a few months ago and he used to sleep with me in my arms and I guess I really miss him. I put it back today, because I just have to get this bunny off my back. But it was so nice!! I sleep with a stuffed Pooh bear Mh got me eight years ago. I am not ashamed lol.
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Post by ponyhairs on May 31, 2019 10:33:06 GMT -6
After a ride's worth of investigation (casually poking my hand out of the side of the Doom Buggy several times), I've decided that it would be totally possible to spread a small amount of someone's ashes throughout The Haunted Mansion without getting caught. Which I may have asked DH to do if I go first. My confession is that I just spent like 10 minutes trying to work out how one could do this without being caught. Some of my ideas included a fanny pack full of ashes and dropping them down a pant leg a la Shawshank Redemption. Clearly, I'm having a slow day at work.
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Post by AnnPerkins on May 31, 2019 10:42:40 GMT -6
After a ride's worth of investigation (casually poking my hand out of the side of the Doom Buggy several times), I've decided that it would be totally possible to spread a small amount of someone's ashes throughout The Haunted Mansion without getting caught. Which I may have asked DH to do if I go first. My confession is that I just spent like 10 minutes trying to work out how one could do this without being caught. Some of my ideas included a fanny pack full of ashes and dropping them down a pant leg a la Shawshank Redemption. Clearly, I'm having a slow day at work. My idea was ziplock baggie in your pocket, but I'm going to add fanny pack to my mental list.
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Post by spicysalmonroll on May 31, 2019 10:44:55 GMT -6
My confession is that I just spent like 10 minutes trying to work out how one could do this without being caught. Some of my ideas included a fanny pack full of ashes and dropping them down a pant leg a la Shawshank Redemption. Clearly, I'm having a slow day at work. My idea was ziplock baggie in your pocket, but I'm going to add fanny pack to my mental list. Or a locket a la Cruel Intentions
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Post by ponyhairs on May 31, 2019 10:45:03 GMT -6
My confession is that I just spent like 10 minutes trying to work out how one could do this without being caught. Some of my ideas included a fanny pack full of ashes and dropping them down a pant leg a la Shawshank Redemption. Clearly, I'm having a slow day at work. My idea was ziplock baggie in your pocket, but I'm going to add fanny pack to my mental list. I just had the most brilliant idea. Mix the ashes with a ton of glitter and just walk around blowing it out of your hand and tell people it's Pixie dust. Tinkerbell costume suggested but not required.
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Post by AnnPerkins on May 31, 2019 10:45:24 GMT -6
This happens a lot at Disneyland. They have cameras EVERYWHERE. Disney sees all. Yeah, you'd be caught in seconds. They're on to that shit. That's what DH said, and if I'm dying first, he doesn't want to be a widow banded from Disney World. But he also added that if it worked, I would probably be swept up by the cleaning crew in the morning anyway. If I wanted to make it stick, he should do it in the cemetery/garden outside the ride and then I'd become one with the Earth. So, I think that's a hard maybe.
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Post by AnnPerkins on May 31, 2019 10:49:03 GMT -6
My idea was ziplock baggie in your pocket, but I'm going to add fanny pack to my mental list. I just had the most brilliant idea. Mix the ashes with a ton of glitter and just walk around blowing it out of your hand and tell people it's Pixie dust. Tinkerbell costume suggested but not required. Adults aren't allowed to wear costumes unless it's to a Halloween Party in August-October. Which...would be fitting actually. But I also don't want to get mixed up in Tom Sawyer Island dust or something lame.
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STP
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 10:52:46 GMT -6
There are definitely some benefits to fasting responsibly. I don’t have time to google because I’m moving today but yeah, I’m sure there’s plenty of science backed research online. Also the cabbage soup isn’t really a fast I was just saying that calling it a starvation diet is a bit much. Just because you are eating "something" doesn't mean you are actually meeting the body's needs. More to the point, this is a disordered approach to food and the consumption of food. This doesn't mean she has an eating disorder. But it's not a healthy way to nourish your body, even in the short term. I don't personally think any weight loss goal is worth that kind of mental shift when it comes to a basic need for your body.
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STP
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 10:53:57 GMT -6
I just had the most brilliant idea. Mix the ashes with a ton of glitter and just walk around blowing it out of your hand and tell people it's Pixie dust. Tinkerbell costume suggested but not required. Adults aren't allowed to wear costumes unless it's to a Halloween Party in August-October. Which...would be fitting actually. But I also don't want to get mixed up in Tom Sawyer Island dust or something lame. That's why they invented Disney Bounding. Come on now.
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 10:54:08 GMT -6
Well that's huge.
Oh well.
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 10:55:34 GMT -6
I learned about Disney Bounding on a Buzzfeed Ladylike video.
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 10:55:35 GMT -6
I don't know if it's a confession or UO but I don't even get the urgency some parents have to be done with diapers. I honestly don't mind it at all. It's not that expensive (relative to my budget), my kid doesn't fit it, and it's so god damn easy when we are anywhere outside the house to not have to race and find a bathroom. My friend trained her son the week he turned 2 (he was a god damn unicorn) because she kept saying "I'm so done with diapers, I'm so over it" and I just really don't feel like that at all. To me it's just whatever. School requirements. Which I had my doctor write a note for because fuck you, the 2.5 year old isn't ready and she doesn't have to be.
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Post by piratecat on May 31, 2019 10:56:02 GMT -6
I have a crush on Jen from Buzzfeed Ladylike.
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gussie
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Post by gussie on May 31, 2019 10:57:17 GMT -6
Yeah, you'd be caught in seconds. They're on to that shit. That's what DH said, and if I'm dying first, he doesn't want to be a widow banded from Disney World. But he also added that if it worked, I would probably be swept up by the cleaning crew in the morning anyway. If I wanted to make it stick, he should do it in the cemetery/garden outside the ride and then I'd become one with the Earth. So, I think that's a hard maybe. They've put out statements before telling people to stop because the ashes just get vacuumed up every night. Not worth the banning.
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Post by gussie on May 31, 2019 10:58:48 GMT -6
Maybe he can throw the ashes off the boat on the way to Magic Kingdom? Then you can be one with the lagoon.
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Post by STP on May 31, 2019 11:00:01 GMT -6
I have a crush on Jen from Buzzfeed Ladylike. She's the only one I like anymore. Kristen is such a hoarder, and it stresses me out when she posts from her house or desk. I can't take it. I know she makes a joke out of it, but it really bothers me. She's great on Twitter, but the videos are just a lot. And Devin seems to think her anxiety is unusual and I'm just like...dude, a lot of us have anxiety tho? I miss Safya. I follow her on You Tube and she's still the best one. Their content has really gone down in quality since she left.
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Post by spicysalmonroll on May 31, 2019 11:06:22 GMT -6
I don't know if it's a confession or UO but I don't even get the urgency some parents have to be done with diapers. I honestly don't mind it at all. It's not that expensive (relative to my budget), my kid doesn't fit it, and it's so god damn easy when we are anywhere outside the house to not have to race and find a bathroom. My friend trained her son the week he turned 2 (he was a god damn unicorn) because she kept saying "I'm so done with diapers, I'm so over it" and I just really don't feel like that at all. To me it's just whatever. School requirements. Which I had my doctor write a note for because fuck you, the 2.5 year old isn't ready and she doesn't have to be. That is BS, you're right! Our ABA therapist told us it's illegal for the town preschool to require it, but I wasn't sure if that meant for all kids or only diagnosed special needs kids.
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Post by sheilathetank on May 31, 2019 11:23:39 GMT -6
My idea was ziplock baggie in your pocket, but I'm going to add fanny pack to my mental list. I just had the most brilliant idea. Mix the ashes with a ton of glitter and just walk around blowing it out of your hand and tell people it's Pixie dust. Tinkerbell costume suggested but not required. So you'd be walking around Disney blowing your dead H's ashes on everyone...
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Post by ponyhairs on May 31, 2019 11:26:00 GMT -6
I just had the most brilliant idea. Mix the ashes with a ton of glitter and just walk around blowing it out of your hand and tell people it's Pixie dust. Tinkerbell costume suggested but not required. So you'd be walking around Disney blowing your dead H's ashes on everyone... Of course hypothetical me is not blowing them on people. Just on like plants and stuff. I'm not a monster.
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Post by sheilathetank on May 31, 2019 11:26:53 GMT -6
So you'd be walking around Disney blowing your dead H's ashes on everyone... Of course hypothetical me is not blowing them on people. Just on like plants and stuff. I'm not a monster. But that shit carries.
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Post by ponyhairs on May 31, 2019 11:29:18 GMT -6
Of course hypothetical me is not blowing them on people. Just on like plants and stuff. I'm not a monster. But that shit carries. Listen, my hypothetical husband is amazing, you would be lucky to have part of him in your hair.
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Cher
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Post by Cher on May 31, 2019 11:30:42 GMT -6
I’m looking at the cabbage diet and it’s really not horrible. 7 days of unlimited soup and veggies/protein/fruit/carbs depending on the day is not some thing that’s really unhealthy. So for 18 months she’s been doing a complete lifestyle change and right at the home stretch she’s going a little harder to win her bet? HilarityEnsued did the same thing. I don’t see anything wrong with it and 7 days of being super strict with your diet is not fucking anything up. Some of this faux outrage is unwarranted.
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Post by ladybrienne on May 31, 2019 11:33:05 GMT -6
I’m looking at the cabbage diet and it’s really not horrible. 7 days of unlimited soup and veggies/protein/fruit/carbs depending on the day is not some thing that’s really unhealthy. So for 18 months she’s been doing a complete lifestyle change and right at the home stretch she’s going a little harder to win her bet? HilarityEnsued did the same thing. I don’t see anything wrong with it and 7 days of being super strict with your diet is not fucking anything up. Some of this faux outrage is unwarranted. I am mostly concerned with the farting situ that would be my life. Lolz.
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