Double Shot of Love with Vinny and Pauly D

[mischief]

First things first No Vinny NO to looking for someone like your mother to take care of you! Red alert ladies!!!

[mischief]

OKay so pretty sure it belongs on the TV board but youre my people so here we are.


I got in a fight with my mom so my sister put this on to cheer me up. Its working.

[mischief]

WTF to B-lashes-out

Nikki- love the dress and the accent she looks fun

Alli-oh man that laugh

Elle- I didnt notice anything but her nose.

Derryn- hottie but probably crazy

Michelle- Asian Snooki

Ashley- shes intense, so much plastic

Cate- OMG the POOF!! and the cheetah! Snooki 2.0?

Nadya-oooh she crazy

Suzi- Def crazy pants and OMG that laugh is gonna kill me

All of these girls have so much plastic surgery except for their noses and thats where they really need it. Damn harsh I know but true.

[mischief]

This prank is totally gonna backfire. These bitches are catty.

[mischief]

I question who signs up for a dating show without knowing who you are dating? I mean I guess enough of them obviously.

[mischief]

Damn Elle was quick to snatch him up. Then Derryn just slipped right up on that. ROBBERY!!

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Im dying that they were in high school watching them on Jersey Shore.

[mischief]

Derryn is a closet furry for sure.

Mish is like the so out of place. Crying already. I think shes a good fit for Vinny and I think she is one of the prettiest.

I will die if I have to listen to Suzi laugh all season. Its like nails on a chalkboard and she does it every five seconds.

Kate and Nikki are chill.

[athn64]

Apr 26, 2019 22:16:31 GMT -6 mischief said:

I question who signs up for a dating show without knowing who you are dating? I mean I guess enough of them obviously.

At this point, I pretty much question who signs up for a dating show. Most of the relationships end in failure.

[mischief]

Oh and Vinny is feelin her!!

Good for Suzi keep hydrated so you dont get trashy. Ooops nevermind, that escalated quickly.

Cate is not cchill I lied, shes a mess. Oh and a Staten Island girl. Out for sure

Alli totally looks like Audrey O'Day, Paulys ex. Shes out for sure.

Oh no Derryn, Super freak.

[mischief]

Apr 26, 2019 22:25:38 GMT -6 athn64 said:

Apr 26, 2019 22:16:31 GMT -6 mischief said:

I question who signs up for a dating show without knowing who you are dating? I mean I guess enough of them obviously.

At this point, I pretty much question who signs up for a dating show. Most of the relationships end in failure.

Big Brother has a better track record than the Bachelor lol.

[mischief]

Why would you come into the house and get trashed wasted? Like not a good look.


They are basically a bunch of Snooki, Deenas, and Angenlinas. Pauly and Vinny are not ready for this.

[mischief]

B lashes making a good impression. I think I like her as well.

Derryn continues to be frightening.

That laugh is going to haunt my dreams.

Mish is a fave for sure.

[mischief]

I LOVE THAT ITS A CAB CEREMONY!!!

[mischief]

Okay the Barbeshop is amazing, I love that they have actual barbers there.

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Cate was a damn hot mess. Probably for the best shes left.


Yup sobering up and having regrets already. That'll probably not learn ya Derryn.

[mischief]

Aubrey O'Day doppelganger is out for sure. Audrey was way hotter anyways.

[mischief]

Okay now its Vinnys turn and Pauly is "hosting"


UNDO THAT TOP BUTTON VINNY!!! He looks like such a nerd! How is Pauly letting him even go downstairs looking like that? Subtle sabotage.

Maria- Oh man an Are you the One girl, so shes got experience. Ill be googling her later. "Dumpster fire" sounds promising for my entertainment.

Shira-Love her hair. Glad shes dating for herself, but those girls can be scary too. And down for skinny dipping on the first meeting. Dang.

Christina- Shes a doozy already. WTH to some weird ass liquor no one even understands. And go behind the bar and get it yourself. Self serve!! But I mean I get loving yourself but damn. Vinnys face is amazing. AND OMG TO "I WAS HOPING THERES WOULD BE A CHEF." You are on the wrong show lol.

Victoria She is the most natural looking lady there I think. And she said SMASH!! Love it! I think she has a hickey on her right boob, get it girl!

Vinnys girls are much prettier IMO.

Deseree- Shes super pretty. Divorcee, Im hoping her Im not what most people expect is a good thing. Because damn it can be frightening. Could be a closet crazy.

Marissa- Uh oh bad boys. Shes not for Vinny is she doesnt cook. Shes out.

Oh dear lord Christina woud be better suited for old Jersey Shore Mike before these two. "I wanna marry someone just like me" She just needs to marry herself, shell never love anyone that much. The reactions everytime she says anything are GIF worthy. And I cant do the I dont get along with girls.

Brittnay- Oooh weatherwoman! I think Vinny might like her, small town family girl. And more out going to sooth his social awkwardness. But she is a mom and Vinny might not be looking to settle that much. Oh but can imagine Vinnys mom spoiling that little one. Most the other girls are from bigger cities, she the only midwesterner. She might stand.

Man these girls are not as friendly as the first group. Thats a bummer.

Holly- Jersey girl! Nuff said lol Man they really like animal print in Jersey.

Alysse- Doing shots aleady. She need to practice drawing her eyebrows better.

The girls that get there first are at a disadvantage sitting there getting all wasted waiting for everyone to show up. Like its self inflicted but what else is there to do. lol

Zuljeily- If I had her body and she had a feather up her ass we would both be tickled.

[mischief]

Dying at Vinny blow drying his armpits/ Maybe dont wear a jacket inside Vin.

LOL NO to the Rock waltzing up in here. Like you could be that lucky.

I think the girls who dont know them from Jersey Shore are actually better off. Like Misch, she has no expectations for who they are on TV vs real life. Unlike Jersey who just said she fantasized about Pauly 10 years ago and didnt want anyone else. Thats how you get Danielle 2.0 (the Stalker from JS)

I wont lie I kind of want Christine to see that its Vinny and get up and leave. Like that would be the MOST amazing thing ever.

She was a hot mess but this prank kind of back fired for Cate who left, because she didnt know Vinny was in the running and she felt no connection to Pauly.

You were just sweating why are you doing push ups?

I adore their BROMANCE, like its my favorite.

LOL to Keto Guido

[mischief]

They are going to eat you alive Vinny!!!

Im surprised only two girls followed him to the bar.

Zujeily getting first blood.

Off to Shira, New Orleans girl, she doesnt cook, shes out. He wants more than scrambled eggs.

Victoria is a model, Pauly likes her too.

Christina paints, writes, reads poetry. No tv. She is sniffing him. Vinny is not sure how to handle this awkward five minute sniffing thing she has going on.

Robbery by Holly, more like life line. Oh fiesty, Im not about bitchy girls. Holly is playing to win. You cant call people a bitch and then say Im so chill. Vinny is not about that Holly life.

Deseree does fitness and is into MMA. She is 37, she looks damn good. Vinny called her a cougar. Boy you are 31. Oh comin in hot, with the sexual experience card against the 22 year old. Vinny ran away.

Everytime we pause Michelles tongue is sticking out of her mouth lol.

WTF to Christinas yoga show on the couch.

[mischief]

Im dying that Vinny has been awkward all night and TENTACLE PORN talk with Maria is what brings him to his comfort zone. "Do you watch weird porn too? Where have you been all my life girl?" He says. Amazing. He looks star struck.

[mischief]

This is the boys first impression reaction to Christina.



And talking with Maria



This conversation is amazing.

[mischief]

Brittnay is from a town with 500 people. Damn. 16 year old daughter. I assumed when she said she had a baby at 17 I for some reason still imagined like toddler. Vinny is intrigued, he is looking for another mom after all.

Uh oh Holly is stirring the pot. Christina is COMING IN HOT AND ANGRY! Drama ahoy!

Maria would throw hands too. Oh god my sister says shes throwin tentacles. Im ded. Walk away from it though. Pauly to the rescue.

They might keep Christine just for the drama.

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Are you smarter than a Guido? is the name of the game.

Holly has a fruit phobia. lol She got the wrong answer but she said it with confidence. Thats half the battle.

Christinas warrior pose is flashing her vag. And damn it Pauly wants to keep her because shes weird. Shes not weird buddy. Youre in trouble.

Marias going to throw her in the pool.

Marias head game is strong as fuck I bet, shes a yodeler. Vinny looks like Christmas came early. (Shelby says hes gonna come early)

[mischief]

Christina and Maria show down.

"Do you want to sit next to me, maybe my smarts will rub off on you." Christina to Maria. Team Maria

Pauly-

[mischief]

Maria wins!!

And OMG to Christina. "What planet is closest to the sun?" Answer "Mars, thats why we can see it, its red." Said with complete confidence.

[mischief]

Do you think the clippers are even plugged in in the barbershop? I mean whats left to cut?

I think Alysse might go, she was too quiet and Shira with her Ill learn whatever you want. Maybe Deseree, she kind of looked like an older Snooki.

Maria is the first chosen to stay.

[mischief]

Holly is going to be delighted to find out that Pauly is on the menu.

Shira is out. Im glad he is giving Alysse a chance.

I cannot believe but I can that he kept Christina. This will be intense. Wait until she meets the other batch of girls. GOLD!!!

Im glad there is no host. I couldnt hang. I mean I could but Id rather not.

[mischief]

The Big Reveal. Danger!

Why does it have to be cut throat and drama though?

Im here for it though.

That was an excellent first episode. Im super excited for this season.