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Post by thelittleredm on May 24, 2017 14:54:32 GMT -6
I am dying at someone shitting on cars. WTAF. Your siggy gif is absolute gold for how I responded to the car shitting. |
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Post by urbanbourbon on May 24, 2017 14:55:58 GMT -6
I am dying at someone shitting on cars. WTAF. Your siggy gif is absolute gold for how I responded to the car shitting. I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. I'm dying again  |
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Post by thelittleredm on May 24, 2017 14:58:49 GMT -6
urbanbourbon, I need to take a break. I'm in tears between the car shitting and your gif. OMG. 
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Post by yellowwallpaper on May 24, 2017 15:00:15 GMT -6
At my old job, before we moved to a new building, we had a lot of problems with the women's bathroom. It would get clogged constantly. One time we had a plumber come in to snake it and they fished out a couple of miniature alcohol bottles.
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Post by thelittleredm on May 24, 2017 15:09:47 GMT -6
At my old job, before we moved to a new building, we had a lot of problems with the women's bathroom. It would get clogged constantly. One time we had a plumber come in to snake it and they fished out a couple of miniature alcohol bottles. WTF. I do not understand flushing things like that. Just bury at the bottom of a trash can. But also, drinking shouldn't happen at work. But I get it. |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2017 17:35:07 GMT -6
Oh boy. I work at a pretty small office. We had a woman come into work wearing skin tight see through white pants with bright pink underwear. Yes, you could see them plain as day.
There was a bottle of vodka in the freezer for a long time. I was never sure why. Not long after this same woman left, we discovered it was empty. We are pretty sure she was the culprit.
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Post by CestLaVie on May 24, 2017 17:50:51 GMT -6
I used to manage a small herd of bison from an office downtown lol. I was constantly trying to get finance to pay the farmer that tended them and kept them. They were so far behind in payments (this was a really shitty place to work for), he tried everything to get money. One day he showed up, asked me to come outside of our office and proceeded to begin unloading bison from his trailer in front of our office building. It was hilarious because I hated my company and it was a massive fuck you.
I've never seen a cheque cut so fucking fast in my life.
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Post by mamascarlett on May 24, 2017 18:02:30 GMT -6
I used to manage a small herd of bison from an office downtown lol. I was constantly trying to get finance to pay the farmer that tended them and kept them. They were so far behind in payments (this was a really shitty place to work for), he tried everything to get money. One day he showed up, asked me to come outside of our office and proceeded to begin unloading bison from his trailer in front of our office building. It was hilarious because I hated my company and it was a massive fuck you. I've never seen a cheque cut so fucking fast in my life. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Oh that's next level  |
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Post by withanie on May 24, 2017 19:04:28 GMT -6
Today my co worker came up to me after meeting with an applicant and said "...that guy just asked me what it was like to be fat"
I guess the dude has been having stomach pains and he thought it was because he's gaining weight. And somehow after knowing coworker for 10 minutes, he thought it would be appropriate to ask him if he ever got stomach pains because of his weight.
He saw the humor in it and relayed it in a way that made me laugh my ass off. But totally inappropriate none the less.
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Post by sweptaway on May 24, 2017 19:12:58 GMT -6
We have a patron who rides a unicycle around town, as one might ride a bike.
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Post by yellowwallpaper on May 24, 2017 19:13:37 GMT -6
At my old job, before we moved to a new building, we had a lot of problems with the women's bathroom. It would get clogged constantly. One time we had a plumber come in to snake it and they fished out a couple of miniature alcohol bottles. WTF. I do not understand flushing things like that. Just bury at the bottom of a trash can. But also, drinking shouldn't happen at work. But I get it. People are assholes. I'm guessing it most likely wasn't a staff member because there were staff only bathrooms in another part of the building that were a lot nicer. I was the only one who used that bathroom because it was right near my office and lazy. The bathroom was mostly used by people who were there attending classes. |
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Post by jftb on May 24, 2017 19:19:48 GMT -6
I work in HR. There are no limits to the bullshit I've seen.
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Post by shitsngiggles on May 24, 2017 19:41:45 GMT -6
the unicycle reminded me of another...
I used to see a guy every morning walking around downtown juggling.
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Post by wakemom on May 24, 2017 20:22:24 GMT -6
Well, I want to get a job now....nah, I think I'll keep staying home where I can avoid the crazies (minus my family, of course) 😂
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Post by squeakyduck on May 24, 2017 21:31:13 GMT -6
The guy that sits over the wall from me trims his fingernails every day. Someone in my office does this too. Like. No. Stop. |
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Post by jedi on May 24, 2017 21:33:34 GMT -6
the unicycle reminded me of another... I used to see a guy every morning walking around downtown juggling. Back in the day,at the age of 12, I had a jr high boyfriend. He rode a unicycle. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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Post by squeakyduck on May 24, 2017 21:36:24 GMT -6
I was in the unicycle club in college. I wasn't very good, but it was fun. Eta: I always put it on my resume, because it's interesting.
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Post by squeakyduck on May 24, 2017 21:38:14 GMT -6
My coworker workers don't understand the difference between "reply" and "reply all" or when it is appropriate to use "reply all".
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Post by goldenbird on May 25, 2017 3:05:23 GMT -6
The guy that sits over the wall from me trims his fingernails every day. How fast are those babies growing that he needs to trim them every day?! 🤢 and gross! |
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Post by shitsngiggles on May 25, 2017 4:34:19 GMT -6
The guy that sits over the wall from me trims his fingernails every day. How fast are those babies growing that he needs to trim them every day?! 🤢 and gross! I know, I've thought that too. But every afternoon he starts clipping. |
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Post by 45thparallel on May 25, 2017 4:45:54 GMT -6
Mine is super lame in comparison but it's fresh so I'm still WTF: someone stole my office chair and replaced it with a hard shitty one.
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Post by butterfly on May 25, 2017 4:50:31 GMT -6
Ewwww @ the guy shitting on cars. Wtf wtf wtf.
I'm on mat leave, but a friend of mine told me a few weeks ago that two of our co-workers were caught having sex in a bathroom. 😬
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2017 6:38:37 GMT -6
My coworker workers don't understand the difference between "reply" and "reply all" or when it is appropriate to use "reply all". Ahhhh. Reply all is the worst. I do not need a stream of emails clogging up my box that do not pertain to me. |
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Post by adulruna on May 25, 2017 6:40:24 GMT -6
We had the CFO send out an email with the subject "Menses". Blood all over the toilet seats. It's like no one gotten their period before around here. They're disgusting.
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Post by peachsmama on May 25, 2017 7:50:55 GMT -6
We have coffee and cookies out every Friday and the guy that owned our bank like 40 years ago comes in just to get that and will go into an empty office and make calls and hang out for an hour before leaving. He rarely does any banking. Just uses the office and takes our cookies.
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Post by anastasia on May 25, 2017 8:10:01 GMT -6
It's a law that students with a certain number of unexcused absences fail a class. My admins decided they don't have to follow it this year. And told the kids. And then asked us to fill out the forms to report said absences.
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Post by catlady22 on May 25, 2017 8:13:22 GMT -6
We had the CFO send out an email with the subject "Menses". Blood all over the toilet seats. It's like no one gotten their period before around here. They're disgusting. I just can't... |
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Post by brookethecat on May 25, 2017 11:32:28 GMT -6
It's a law that students with a certain number of unexcused absences fail a class. My admins decided they don't have to follow it this year. And told the kids. And then asked us to fill out the forms to report said absences. Um, what? |
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Post by brookethecat on May 25, 2017 11:32:46 GMT -6
We had the CFO send out an email with the subject "Menses". Blood all over the toilet seats. It's like no one gotten their period before around here. They're disgusting. So gross. |
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Post by poppy on May 25, 2017 11:34:11 GMT -6
I once went into the bathroom (they are singles) and there was a used pad sitting on the cabinet. I WANTED TO DIE.
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