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Post by prontopup on May 24, 2017 14:22:38 GMT -6
We all have things that happen at work that make us go What the fuck? Did that just happen?
Let's hear 'em.
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Post by prontopup on May 24, 2017 14:25:05 GMT -6
One day we had a big wheeled cage go down the hall that was full of chickens. We also have had people bring in their pigs as pets and keep them in their personal office. One was named Kevin Bacon and the other was Hamilton.
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Post by shitsngiggles on May 24, 2017 14:25:30 GMT -6
The guy that sits over the wall from me trims his fingernails every day.
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Post by mamascarlett on May 24, 2017 14:26:48 GMT -6
My business unit cancelled a contract without having a solution in place and I'm left to clean up the shit storm.
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Post by prontopup on May 24, 2017 14:27:01 GMT -6
shitsngiggles, NOOOO!!!!  If you break a nail, maybe acceptable - go to the bathroom would be best. Not everyday.
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Post by shitsngiggles on May 24, 2017 14:27:24 GMT -6
One day we had a big wheeled cage go down the hall that was full of chickens. We also have had people bring in their pigs as pets and keep them in their personal office. One was named Kevin Bacon and the other was Hamilton.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2017 14:28:32 GMT -6
At my last job:
-someone wore a see through dress (got sent home to change)
-someone pooped on the bathroom floor
At a workplace I used to visit as a consultant, they were crazy about sending office wide emails about every little thing, particularly lost and found items but they would just put all the words in the subject line in all caps. One day an email went out that said FOUND AVOCADO IN THE BREAKROOM, CLAIM IF YOU LOST ONE. 😂😂😂
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Post by prontopup on May 24, 2017 14:29:12 GMT -6
One day we had a big wheeled cage go down the hall that was full of chickens. We also have had people bring in their pigs as pets and keep them in their personal office. One was named Kevin Bacon and the other was Hamilton. That was about the look on my face when I saw the chickens. People are allowed to bring dogs in, which is fine. Pigs smell and just make me hungry for bacon. |
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Post by shitsngiggles on May 24, 2017 14:30:08 GMT -6
I just went to the bathroom and there were a bunch of multi- colored candy sprinkles on the floor around the toilet.
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Post by shitsngiggles on May 24, 2017 14:31:03 GMT -6
That was about the look on my face when I saw the chickens. People are allowed to bring dogs in, which is fine. Pigs smell and just make me hungry for bacon. I'm just really excited that i can gif now. But seriously, where do you work? |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2017 14:31:03 GMT -6
At my new job my co-worker glitter bombs people's desks on their birthdays. She uses the big circles, but it literally gets everywhere and makes me want to die.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2017 14:31:33 GMT -6
I just went to the bathroom and there were a bunch of multi- colored candy sprinkles on the floor around the toilet. This made me laugh so hard. Someone's sneaking a donut. |
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Post by shitsngiggles on May 24, 2017 14:32:40 GMT -6
@juliagulia they do the email thing at my office too. It's really funny because 60% of our department is work at home.
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Post by prontopup on May 24, 2017 14:33:25 GMT -6
That was about the look on my face when I saw the chickens. People are allowed to bring dogs in, which is fine. Pigs smell and just make me hungry for bacon. I'm just really excited that i can gif now. But seriously, where do you work? I work in higher education. |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2017 14:34:05 GMT -6
I used to work in an office building where someone from a different floor would come once or twice a week to the woman's bathroom and make a 3 inch tall nest of toilet paper on the seat. It was a year long mystery and we were always trying to figure out who it was. Our office kept getting blamed by building management even though the bathroom was accessible to everyone in the 26 floor building.
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 24, 2017 14:34:59 GMT -6
The guy that sits over the wall from me trims his fingernails every day. Now I'm wondering if you're my coworker that complains to me about the guy we work with doing this every day...  |
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Post by prontopup on May 24, 2017 14:35:42 GMT -6
@juliagulia, the email thing would annoy me to no end.
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Post by mamascarlett on May 24, 2017 14:38:36 GMT -6
-someone pooped on the bathroom floor Someone has been shitting on cars in our parking garage. Right on the windshield. They still haven't figured out who. |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2017 14:40:22 GMT -6
@juliagulia, the email thing would annoy me to no end. ITS STARTING TO RAIN ROLL UP YOUR CAR WINDOWS LOST EARRING FOUND COME TO MY DESK IF ITS YOURS All day, every day. |
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 24, 2017 14:40:24 GMT -6
-someone pooped on the bathroom floor Someone has been shitting on cars in our parking garage. Right on the windshield. They still haven't figured out who. wait. You mean like a person? Because at first I just assumed bird, because I'm normal. But now I realize you mean a person. WHAT THE FUCK!? |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2017 14:40:49 GMT -6
-someone pooped on the bathroom floor Someone has been shitting on cars in our parking garage. Right on the windshield. They still haven't figured out who. Omg. That's horrible. |
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Post by Sundae on May 24, 2017 14:41:10 GMT -6
OMG. Shitting on cars???
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Post by mamascarlett on May 24, 2017 14:41:19 GMT -6
Someone has been shitting on cars in our parking garage. Right on the windshield. They still haven't figured out who. wait. You mean like a person? Because at first I just assumed bird, because I'm normal. But now I realize you mean a person. WHAT THE FUCK!? Yes. A person. I feel like this person must also be a low key serial killer. |
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Post by butlerfan on May 24, 2017 14:44:31 GMT -6
The guy that sits over the wall from me trims his fingernails every day. I do that when I break a nail/have a hang nail but not everyday |
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 24, 2017 14:44:46 GMT -6
Like what possesses a person to even do that?
I'm bored... what should I do today? I think I'll go shit on some cars! What a brilliant idea!
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Post by cakewench on May 24, 2017 14:46:20 GMT -6
The amount of women who don't clean up after themselves in the bathroom is staggering. The seat, the floor, the counter... just disgusting. We're grown women in an office, for God's sake.
ETA: Ugh, thought I updated my avatar last night. Oh well. When I get home.
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Post by mamascarlett on May 24, 2017 14:49:19 GMT -6
Like what possesses a person to even do that? I'm bored... what should I do today? I think I'll go shit on some cars! What a brilliant idea! Can you image his tinder profile? I like long walks on the beach, shitting on cars, and low key murdering. |
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Post by urbanbourbon on May 24, 2017 14:51:27 GMT -6
I am dying at someone shitting on cars. WTAF.
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 24, 2017 14:52:03 GMT -6
Like what possesses a person to even do that? I'm bored... what should I do today? I think I'll go shit on some cars! What a brilliant idea! Can you image his tinder profile? I like long walks on the beach, shitting on cars, and low key murdering.  |
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Post by thelittleredm on May 24, 2017 14:53:34 GMT -6
OMG to car shitting. O.M.G.
FFWC? I don't care if people clip their nails around me. I'm pretty meh about it.
On Fridays, it's customer appreciation day meaning we set out pastries, good cookies from Costco, dessert loafs sliced up, juices, and Starbucks frappechinos. We have to hide the Starbucks from one customer because he'll grab one, drink the first inch or two, pours the remainder into the water fountain, and then proceeds to do it all over again with a new one. #asshole
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If you break a nail, maybe acceptable - go to the bathroom would be best. Not everyday.
