FFFC?

[cagoldi]

One day last week, I was sexting Pete all afternoon telling him about how we were getting it on after the kids were in bed.

Then I made the mistake of serving asparagus with dinner and had to let him down because I didn’t want his asparagus penis anywhere near me.

[wineallthetime]

Dec 7, 2018 15:41:45 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

One day last week, I was sexting Pete all afternoon telling him about how we were getting it on after the kids were in bed.

Then I made the mistake of serving asparagus with dinner and had to let him down because I didn’t want his asparagus penis anywhere near me.

Hahaha, this made me laugh so hard. Also, do penis' smell like asparagus after eating it? Or do you guys engage in some sort of weird pee sex?

[tgrimes]

Dec 7, 2018 15:44:10 GMT -6 wineallthetime said:

Dec 7, 2018 15:41:45 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

One day last week, I was sexting Pete all afternoon telling him about how we were getting it on after the kids were in bed.

Then I made the mistake of serving asparagus with dinner and had to let him down because I didn’t want his asparagus penis anywhere near me.

Hahaha, this made me laugh so hard. Also, do penis' smell like asparagus after eating it? Or do you guys engage in some sort of weird pee sex?

OMG wine.

[jewels]

Dec 7, 2018 15:07:48 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

Dec 7, 2018 15:04:33 GMT -6 jewels said:

1) I am hysterical at picturing wineallthetime peeing in a cup and calling C in to say "Smell this! Does it smell like Coffee!?!?"

2) My pee has never smelled like coffee. But I rarely have more than 1 cup per day.

3) sometimes my pee smells exactly like fruit loops. It happened a lot when I was pregnant. I've noticed it seems to happen a lot after I eat a very carb-y meal.

But you had GD, right? I think it’s common for people with diabetes to have sweet smelling urine?

Maybe?  I didn't know that... 

Hmm that's not such a good sign since it still happens to me.  Uh oh

[cagoldi]

Dec 7, 2018 15:44:10 GMT -6 wineallthetime said:

Dec 7, 2018 15:41:45 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

One day last week, I was sexting Pete all afternoon telling him about how we were getting it on after the kids were in bed.

Then I made the mistake of serving asparagus with dinner and had to let him down because I didn’t want his asparagus penis anywhere near me.

Hahaha, this made me laugh so hard. Also, do penis' smell like asparagus after eating it? Or do you guys engage in some sort of weird pee sex?

LMAO.

I don’t have those kind of proclivities, Wine!

I mean, I doubt if his actual penis smells like asparagus but I’m not trying to find out what it tastes like after eating asparagus. 🤢

[cagoldi]

Pee sex.

😂

[vino]

Dec 7, 2018 15:44:10 GMT -6 wineallthetime said:

Dec 7, 2018 15:41:45 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

One day last week, I was sexting Pete all afternoon telling him about how we were getting it on after the kids were in bed.

Then I made the mistake of serving asparagus with dinner and had to let him down because I didn’t want his asparagus penis anywhere near me.

Hahaha, this made me laugh so hard. Also, do penis' smell like asparagus after eating it? Or do you guys engage in some sort of weird pee sex?

[wedding]

Dec 7, 2018 15:44:10 GMT -6 wineallthetime said:

Dec 7, 2018 15:41:45 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

One day last week, I was sexting Pete all afternoon telling him about how we were getting it on after the kids were in bed.

Then I made the mistake of serving asparagus with dinner and had to let him down because I didn’t want his asparagus penis anywhere near me.

Hahaha, this made me laugh so hard. Also, do penis' smell like asparagus after eating it? Or do you guys engage in some sort of weird pee sex?

[kim22]

trtlcrzy my pee also smells like Cheerios sometimes even when I haven’t eaten any. I don’t drink coffee so I can’t be part of that experiment.

[kim22]

cagoldi you do know you can have sex without tasting penis right?

[cagoldi]

Dec 7, 2018 16:52:19 GMT -6 kim22 said:

cagoldi you do know you can have sex without tasting penis right?

I mean, yeah, but sometimes you’re just in the mood to eat penis.

[cagoldi]

One more: astrology is my pet woo.

[wineallthetime]

I cleaned out my bathroom closet today. There were 7 empty tampon boxes. SEVEN. And one full box.

[xolastunicornxo]

Dec 7, 2018 16:53:21 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

Dec 7, 2018 16:52:19 GMT -6 kim22 said:

cagoldi you do know you can have sex without tasting penis right?

I mean, yeah, but sometimes you’re just in the mood to eat penis.

I am never in that mood.

Poor dh.

[cagoldi]

Dec 7, 2018 17:17:32 GMT -6 xolastunicornxo said:

Dec 7, 2018 16:53:21 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

I mean, yeah, but sometimes you’re just in the mood to eat penis.

I am never in that mood.

Poor dh.

Never?!

[xolastunicornxo]

I love my engagement ring and it was exactly what i wanted, but my taste has changed in ten years and I will be upgrading at some point

[wineallthetime]

Dec 7, 2018 17:18:33 GMT -6 xolastunicornxo said:

I love my engagement ring and it was exactly what i wanted, but my taste has changed in ten years and I will be upgrading at some point

Pictures! I picture yours princess cut?

[xolastunicornxo]

Dec 7, 2018 17:18:28 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

Dec 7, 2018 17:17:32 GMT -6 xolastunicornxo said:

I am never in that mood.

Poor dh.

Never?!

Never. I mean I do it sometimes for him, but really not ever. If I do it I prefer it as foreplay and not start to finish.

[wineallthetime]

Dec 7, 2018 17:18:28 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

Dec 7, 2018 17:17:32 GMT -6 xolastunicornxo said:

I am never in that mood.

Poor dh.

Never?!

I'm not usually in the mood for it,but I'll do it. I'm fine without it though!

[xolastunicornxo]

Dec 7, 2018 17:19:13 GMT -6 wineallthetime said:

Dec 7, 2018 17:18:33 GMT -6 xolastunicornxo said:

I love my engagement ring and it was exactly what i wanted, but my taste has changed in ten years and I will be upgrading at some point

Pictures! I picture yours princess cut?

I want something like this

[jewels]

Dec 7, 2018 17:17:32 GMT -6 xolastunicornxo said:

Dec 7, 2018 16:53:21 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

I mean, yeah, but sometimes you’re just in the mood to eat penis.

I am never in that mood.

Poor dh.

+1

[cagoldi]

Maybe I’m just a slut.

[jewels]

Dec 7, 2018 18:11:43 GMT -6 cagoldi said:

Maybe I’m just a slut.

Lol. Or your H is just lucky.

[slenle]

Dec 7, 2018 17:44:54 GMT -6 jewels said:

Dec 7, 2018 17:17:32 GMT -6 xolastunicornxo said:

I am never in that mood.

Poor dh.

+1

+2. It’s a very very rare occurrence here. Very rare.

[lahdeedah]

Dec 7, 2018 13:59:34 GMT -6 tgrimes said:

H has been watching the ipad to eat breakfast and dinner for awhile now.

M still does. I said after I got through the rough period with adjusting to two I would stop it, but here we are...

[lahdeedah]

Dec 7, 2018 18:25:34 GMT -6 slenle said:

Dec 7, 2018 17:44:54 GMT -6 jewels said:

+1

+2. It’s a very very rare occurrence here. Very rare.

This.

[lahdeedah]

Since we are on the subject... I have one, but pdq, cuz I will probably poof.

[klong11]

OmG this is the best thread we've had in a long time. LOL

[klong11]

Don't worry lahdeedah mh and I are basically on a once every 6-8 months.

I was thinking about it all day the other day and then he got home and I was like, nah, too much work. I didn't even tell him what I had been thinking.

[xolastunicornxo]

Dec 7, 2018 18:50:13 GMT -6 lahdeedah said:

Since we are on the subject... I have one, but pdq, cuz I will probably poof.

This week we DTD for the first time since before M2 was born. He is 17 months...

We were roommates and I wasn’t mad about it. I just didn’t have to time to think about it or want it. I knew we would eventually find our way back to focusing more on us, but it wasn’t a priority.

The 6 weeks that dh was on paternity with me we’re blissfull. We had so much fun and spent so much great time together, but there was never the expectation or pressure to DTD at the end of the night since I wasn’t cleared yet.

We do it once or twice a week, but honestly I would have no problem not doing it. My libido is dead after having C.