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Post by shananagins on Jun 5, 2017 7:57:20 GMT -6
Because I took away the knife her cousin left next to her after cutting up her fruit. danascullyx I mean, look. I just think you're clearly being unreasonable here. Because I wouldn't let him scale the desk. Because I wouldn't let him eat the glue stick he found. Because he climbed down off of my lap. Because he asked for more pineapple and I gave him more pineapple. I told him he need to file it with the complaints department, and be sure to use the proper form.
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Post by shananagins on Jun 5, 2017 7:59:32 GMT -6
Because I helped him put his shoe on after he asked me for help putting his shoe on. Because he asked me to take his shoe off and I did. The trick is that you have to stop listening to him and you need to read his mind.
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Post by lazyReader on Jun 5, 2017 8:38:09 GMT -6
Because I helped him put his shoe on after he asked me for help putting his shoe on. Because he asked me to take his shoe off and I did. The trick is that you have to stop listening to him and you need to read his mind. acutally LOL.
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Post by billyhorrible on Jun 5, 2017 9:01:43 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let him put a matchbox car from the 50s in his mouth.
Because we took away said matchbox car so he wouldn't break it.
Because I said it was time to nap.
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Post by Lakes on Jun 5, 2017 10:11:04 GMT -6
Two words: grandparent withdrawal
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Post by Radley on Jun 5, 2017 10:57:41 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let him put a matchbox car from the 50s in his mouth. Because we took away said matchbox car so he wouldn't break it. Because I said it was time to nap. But if it was a matchbox car from say the 60's, would that be okay? Asking for a toddler...
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Post by trinitrotoluene on Jun 5, 2017 11:20:45 GMT -6
Because he was sitting on my lap when the baby kicked so "mama tummy hit me"
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Post by billyhorrible on Jun 5, 2017 12:10:20 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let him put a matchbox car from the 50s in his mouth. Because we took away said matchbox car so he wouldn't break it. Because I said it was time to nap. But if it was a matchbox car from say the 60's, would that be okay? Asking for a toddler... In all honesty, I'd look into when they stopped using lead paint. I'm 90% sure they were using it in the 50s, which is the only reason we don't allow it.
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Post by Radley on Jun 5, 2017 12:13:20 GMT -6
But if it was a matchbox car from say the 60's, would that be okay? Asking for a toddler... In all honesty, I'd look into when they stopped using lead paint. I'm 90% sure they were using it in the 50s, which is the only reason we don't allow it. Actually loling I thought you meant the model was designed after a car made in the 50's, not that the actual car made in the 50's. So I was just being a little smart.
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Post by billyhorrible on Jun 5, 2017 12:29:02 GMT -6
In all honesty, I'd look into when they stopped using lead paint. I'm 90% sure they were using it in the 50s, which is the only reason we don't allow it. Actually loling I thought you meant the model was designed after a car made in the 50's, not that the actual car made in the 50's. So I was just being a little smart. lol. Oh. No. These are my uncle's cars that my aunt gave to my older son. So literally, toys from the 1950s, he was a small boy.
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Post by silvermelody on Jun 5, 2017 21:35:57 GMT -6
Two words: grandparent withdrawal My parents arrive Wednesday and will be here until Sunday and I do not envy DH dealing with the withdrawal on Monday
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Post by silvermelody on Jun 5, 2017 21:38:09 GMT -6
"Different song, different song!"
But it's Pandora, so I can only skip or change stations
And he can't tell me which song he wants...
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Post by billyhorrible on Jun 6, 2017 8:49:06 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't give him a bowl of melon to take in the car.
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Post by seamonster on Jun 7, 2017 22:25:57 GMT -6
Daddy put his milk in a coffee cup instead of a milk cup. And then he was upset that it was just milk and not "coffee" (ie milk that is served to him in a mug when we make coffee in the morning). I couldn't just froth his milk, I had to let him help me make coffee.
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Post by Radley on Jun 9, 2017 8:13:26 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let him sit on the counter and eat Birthday cake for breakfast.
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Post by billmurray on Jun 9, 2017 8:21:52 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let him sit on the counter and eat Birthday cake for breakfast. I would cry about this too.
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Post by Radley on Jun 9, 2017 8:50:33 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let him sit on the counter and eat Birthday cake for breakfast. I would cry about this too. I would too. I'm such a mean mom, poor kid.
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Post by elbowmac on Jun 9, 2017 9:35:48 GMT -6
Because I told him it was Friday (he wants it to be Wednesday)
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 9, 2017 9:49:05 GMT -6
Daddy put his milk in a coffee cup instead of a milk cup. And then he was upset that it was just milk and not "coffee" (ie milk that is served to him in a mug when we make coffee in the morning). I couldn't just froth his milk, I had to let him help me make coffee. Can you put a drop or two of vanilla extract in the milk to darken it a little so he thinks it's coffee?
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 9, 2017 9:49:20 GMT -6
Daddy put his milk in a coffee cup instead of a milk cup. And then he was upset that it was just milk and not "coffee" (ie milk that is served to him in a mug when we make coffee in the morning). I couldn't just froth his milk, I had to let him help me make coffee. Can you put a drop or two of vanilla extract in the milk to darken it a little so he thinks it's coffee?
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Post by ugotstarbucked on Jun 9, 2017 10:21:21 GMT -6
This is one for the books.
My toddler is crying because while I was showering, the dog took a dump in my bedroom. And then DD STOMPED in it. So she comes running into the bathroom, tracking shit everywhere, screaming her head off.
It was basically a commercial for ordering a bissell spot bot.
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Post by seamonster on Jun 9, 2017 10:54:23 GMT -6
Daddy put his milk in a coffee cup instead of a milk cup. And then he was upset that it was just milk and not "coffee" (ie milk that is served to him in a mug when we make coffee in the morning). I couldn't just froth his milk, I had to let him help me make coffee. Can you put a drop or two of vanilla extract in the milk to darken it a little so he thinks it's coffee? It was actually that he likes to help with the whole process of making coffee in the morning and every morning we give him his milk in a mug and he calls it coffee. So when H gave him the milk in a mug and he didn't get to help make the coffee he had a meltdown. So I ended up with a decaf espresso with dinner. That child is too fancy for his own good.
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 9, 2017 10:58:47 GMT -6
This is one for the books. My toddler is crying because while I was showering, the dog took a dump in my bedroom. And then DD STOMPED in it. So she comes running into the bathroom, tracking shit everywhere, screaming her head off. It was basically a commercial for ordering a bissell spot bot. At that point there is nothing else you can do other than burn the house down and walk away.
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Post by billmurray on Jun 9, 2017 12:14:53 GMT -6
This is one for the books. My toddler is crying because while I was showering, the dog took a dump in my bedroom. And then DD STOMPED in it. So she comes running into the bathroom, tracking shit everywhere, screaming her head off. It was basically a commercial for ordering a bissell spot bot.
eta gif fix
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Post by lildiamondeyes on Jun 9, 2017 21:43:04 GMT -6
Because I gave her the pink fork that she always asks for instead of the blue fork that sissy had. Because I switched the pink fork for the blue fork. Thank God sissy DGAF about the color of her fork... yet.
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Post by letthewookieewin on Jun 10, 2017 7:19:45 GMT -6
Because I did every single thing he asked for.
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 10, 2017 10:04:09 GMT -6
Because I did every single thing he asked for. You uncaring monster!
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Post by Radley on Jun 10, 2017 15:59:13 GMT -6
Because I did every single thing he asked for. You uncaring monster! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Post by flippinchica on Jun 10, 2017 19:44:44 GMT -6
Can you put a drop or two of vanilla extract in the milk to darken it a little so he thinks it's coffee? It was actually that he likes to help with the whole process of making coffee in the morning and every morning we give him his milk in a mug and he calls it coffee. So when H gave him the milk in a mug and he didn't get to help make the coffee he had a meltdown. So I ended up with a decaf espresso with dinner. That child is too fancy for his own good. Mine loves helping make coffee too. Today because he wanted more cereal Because I got up to get him more cereal.
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Post by billyhorrible on Jun 11, 2017 8:19:47 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't let him swim in the swimming pool he made in the kitchen by dumping water on the floor.
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