Bluebird
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Post by Bluebird on May 29, 2017 7:07:13 GMT -6
Because he wanted me to hold the pouches while he chose which one to have, not MH.
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Post by littleliverpill on May 29, 2017 7:29:51 GMT -6
This thread really makes me feel better about the ridiculous reasons my toddler is crying 😂
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Post by footloose on May 29, 2017 8:55:09 GMT -6
Because her bathing suit got wet after going in her water table.
Because, after getting wet and stripping naked, she scooted on her riding toy and hurt her vagina 🙄 ....then put pants back on lol
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Post by sluttybigb00bz on May 29, 2017 9:44:32 GMT -6
Because I needed to take her out of her pajamas and put her into real clothes. This has been a fight since was an infant. Something about sleeves she hates. Maybe she thinks her hand is gone? Though I have to admit sometimes I forget about the neck snaps on some of her onesies so that may have contributed to the problem. My husband did this to a very overtired little girl last night 😐. I think mine fight putting pajamas on at night abut a million times more than putting clothes on in the morning of afternoon. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Post by danascullyx on May 29, 2017 10:07:23 GMT -6
Because she's bottomless pit this morning and I can't read her mind to know what she wants when she grunts in a general direction.
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Post by butlerfan on May 29, 2017 12:50:38 GMT -6
Because she was trying to hang off stair railing and I told her no we don't play on the stairs... it's not safe.
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you
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Post by you on May 29, 2017 14:10:07 GMT -6
Because she misses her friends...
She wants to invite them all over today.
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Post by billmurray on May 29, 2017 19:35:04 GMT -6
Because I brought him to the potty when he asked to go to the potty.
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Post by silvermelody on May 29, 2017 19:52:20 GMT -6
He keeps asking for the "suit" episode of MMC and I have no freaking clue which one that is.
I put on the super hero episode and that seems to have appeased him for now
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Bluebird
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Post by Bluebird on May 30, 2017 11:04:59 GMT -6
This morning because Elmo and Mickey aren't on tv at the same time. I'm going to start a GoFundMe to purchase the licensing rights and produce my toddler's dream show, "Elmo-Mickey." It's mostly an investment into my sanity.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2017 11:07:28 GMT -6
This morning because Elmo and Mickey aren't on tv at the same time. I'm going to start a GoFundMe to purchase the licensing rights and produce my toddler's dream show, "Elmo-Mickey." It's mostly an investment into my sanity. My toddler would also like this TV show.
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Radley
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Post by Radley on May 30, 2017 18:39:31 GMT -6
Because I turned on Barney when he asked for Barney. Because DS1 touched his blanket. Because he wanted more vitamins. I wouldn't let him eat uncooked soba noodles. Because he woke up from his nap. I wouldn't let him eat tooth paste. He cried a lot today.
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Post by danascullyx on May 30, 2017 18:44:30 GMT -6
Because I turned on Barney when he asked for Barney. Because DS1 touched his blanket. Because he wanted more vitamins. I wouldn't let him eat uncooked soba noodles. Because he woke up from his nap. I wouldn't let him eat tooth paste. He cried a lot today. Rough day.
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Radley
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Post by Radley on May 30, 2017 18:49:16 GMT -6
Because she was trying to hang off stair railing and I told her no we don't play on the stairs... it's not safe. I see your kid must share ideas with my kids.
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Post by billmurray on May 30, 2017 18:52:37 GMT -6
Because he head butted me in the face and made my lip fat and bloody.
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Post by shananagins on May 30, 2017 19:08:27 GMT -6
I'm going to jump in, if that's ok :-)
Because he asked for more food and I gave him more. Because I wouldn't let him lay on the edge on my bed. Because the dog wouldn't eat the stuffing from a toy that he was trying to force feed him.
Toddlers are fun. ;-)
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Post by trinitrotoluene on May 30, 2017 20:01:51 GMT -6
Possibly because he is possessed. No one is sure. Just an hour of screaming at everything, then he hopped up and ran off to play like nothing happened
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Radley
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Post by Radley on May 30, 2017 20:08:42 GMT -6
Possibly because he is possessed. No one is sure. Just an hour of screaming at everything, then he hopped up and ran off to play like nothing happened
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robot
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Post by robot on May 30, 2017 21:58:47 GMT -6
Because I made her take off most of the 4 pairs of shorts/pants and 5 t-shirts she'd put on, when she started sweating.
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Post by swivelchair5 on May 31, 2017 6:52:54 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't give her the pizza on my plate, even though her pizza was hanging out of her mouth at the time. Because I put her socks on. Because I took her socks off. Because I shampooed her hair. (Every bath time.)
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Taitai
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Post by Taitai on May 31, 2017 7:10:47 GMT -6
Because he can't pull up my maternity shirt in front of strangers to "look at the baby."
Because he I told him the picture in a magazine was actually a red M&M, not a tomato.
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Post by littleliverpill on May 31, 2017 12:20:02 GMT -6
Because he refused to nap and now everything is the worrrrrrrst
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Post by danascullyx on May 31, 2017 13:05:30 GMT -6
Because he refused to nap and now everything is the worrrrrrrst This was us yesterday afternoon
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Radley
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Post by Radley on May 31, 2017 13:14:44 GMT -6
I wouldn't let him drink soda.
He climbed on a shelf in the closet and I made him get down.
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Post by billmurray on May 31, 2017 17:58:50 GMT -6
Because he can't actually fly when he wears a cape.
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Risscaboobs
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Post by Risscaboobs on May 31, 2017 18:46:12 GMT -6
Because I wouldn't give her my ice cream. Because I put some of my ice cream in a bowl for her. Because I got her a spoon. Because ice cream is cold? Because... I don't even know why now.
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Post by fuzzylogic on May 31, 2017 18:50:32 GMT -6
Because I put her in her car seat Because I turned a page in a book Because she didn't like the texture of one of the book things (sticky) even though I was the one who touched it and not her Because I put a blanket on a stuffie and said "night night" just like she did
Luckily these were all short lived.
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Post by sheilathetank on Jun 1, 2017 6:45:12 GMT -6
Because I sat her in the big chair Because I took her picture Because I sat her down for breakfast
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Post by littleliverpill on Jun 1, 2017 7:12:52 GMT -6
Honestly I don't even know anymore
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budders
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Post by budders on Jun 1, 2017 7:37:37 GMT -6
Honestly I don't even know anymore This is me 90% of the time.
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