"I can't fathom a reason that you'd lie. But people also inject cement and superglue in their asses, so sometimes I'm just at a loss about people's decision-making abilities."-rocksforludo
"I shudder to think how emasculated some of your husbands may be (based on my experience here). I'm glad I gave you all something to misinterpret and get outraged about." -eddiegotsole
