elodin
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Post by elodin on Apr 6, 2018 6:43:23 GMT -6
Public pool sex from a hygienic standpoint is pretty nasty. But pool sex in general is terrible if we're talking p in v. The water washes any lubrication away. Ouch.
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thatgolfb
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Post by thatgolfb on Apr 6, 2018 6:43:28 GMT -6
The number of guests we’re having in this six week stretch is too much, even for me. Because of the previous confessions, I read this as sex week stretch and I was like, yeah I wouldn't want guests getting in the way of that, either. Also, no to 6 weeks of constant guests. I'm sorry.
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Post by angelashly on Apr 6, 2018 6:43:43 GMT -6
xtine22 Are we sure the woman wasn't brux and she was giving you a weird look because she was trying to figure out how best to lure you to her basement? If she has Minnie business crocs maybe... I could use more mom friends so 👋👋 WTF she definitely thought you were messing with her because in no way those were cute especially on an adult
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Post by angelashly on Apr 6, 2018 6:44:22 GMT -6
Or wait is Minnie not minnie mouse?
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Post by angelashly on Apr 6, 2018 6:45:07 GMT -6
Meh chlorine and all that stuff You're assuming the pool is properly maintained. I wouldn't do that. If it is part of a townhouse complex I am thinking it is being properly maintained
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sterling
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Post by sterling on Apr 6, 2018 6:48:01 GMT -6
UO: I like pineapple gummy bears.
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jaidit
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Post by jaidit on Apr 6, 2018 6:48:14 GMT -6
Having sex in a public pool doesn’t even make me bat an eyelash, but I’m also guilty of having sat on every public toilet in my life so 🤷♀️
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sterling
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Post by sterling on Apr 6, 2018 6:49:35 GMT -6
pobre were there people around? Was it discreet underwater sex? I need more details to evaluate how to appropriately judge. Also water/hot tub/pool/shower sex is not the best sex.
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tinyjoys
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Post by tinyjoys on Apr 6, 2018 6:50:28 GMT -6
but I’m also guilty of having sat on every public toilet in my life so 🤷♀️ This. If I'm desperate enough to use a public restroom, ain't no one got time to mess with the covers.
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rvasc
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Post by rvasc on Apr 6, 2018 6:50:43 GMT -6
The number of guests we’re having in this six week stretch is too much, even for me. Because of the previous confessions, I read this as sex week stretch and I was like, yeah I wouldn't want guests getting in the way of that, either. Also, no to 6 weeks of constant guests. I'm sorry. Lol, we manage even with guests. It’s not constant, it’s two weekends in a row, then a trip to Disney, then one free weekend, then two weekends in a row again. It’s jusy that they’re all big groups so it’s not just changing the sheets in the guest room. I have to move stuff around. And cook huge meals. I hosted Easter also.
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Post by greykitty on Apr 6, 2018 6:52:40 GMT -6
You're assuming the pool is properly maintained. I wouldn't do that. If it is part of a townhouse complex I am thinking it is being properly maintained I’m on my condo board. You might be surprised how many associations will cut corners. We’ve had new owners be amazed that we do annual audits with a cpa firm.
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rvasc
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Post by rvasc on Apr 6, 2018 6:54:36 GMT -6
If it is part of a townhouse complex I am thinking it is being properly maintained I’m on my condo board. You might be surprised how many associations will cut corners. We’ve had new owners be amazed that we do annual audits with a cpa firm. Really? DHEC does inspections of ours randomly.
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Pizzaslut
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Post by Pizzaslut on Apr 6, 2018 6:55:36 GMT -6
What are you confessing? My gummy bears still battle for whose head I eat last. Big debate... Do you eat that clear pineapple gross one first or last? First. Get that shit out of the way.
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xtine22
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Post by xtine22 on Apr 6, 2018 6:57:18 GMT -6
Or wait is Minnie not minnie mouse? No, Minnie Mouse. They really just were navy blue with white dots. Not like Minnie actually on the shoe.
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Post by angelashly on Apr 6, 2018 6:57:54 GMT -6
I’m on my condo board. You might be surprised how many associations will cut corners. We’ve had new owners be amazed that we do annual audits with a cpa firm. Really? DHEC does inspections of ours randomly. When we were in our apartment someone was always out there maintaining it.
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Post by charlotte on Apr 6, 2018 6:58:59 GMT -6
rvasc you might be a saint. That would be a haaard pass for my introverted self. I had house guests last weekend and I’m good until the end of summer.
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bobyn
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Post by bobyn on Apr 6, 2018 6:59:45 GMT -6
DH has made a kind of diorama using his toys to depict a battle over an Andes mint. Who tf did I marry? Ummm what kind of toys does your H have? Action figures. Mostly Marvel characters.
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pobre
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Post by pobre on Apr 6, 2018 7:02:28 GMT -6
Just trying to get us off of gummy bears.
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Post by microworm on Apr 6, 2018 7:08:39 GMT -6
All you saying chlorine kills everything - what are you expecting it to kill from sex? Sperm? Jizz isn't crawling with germs. The jizz will still be there, "alive or dead."
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Post by emilyinparis on Apr 6, 2018 7:09:37 GMT -6
I have house guests right now (in-laws) and I'm over it. This will be it for a while.
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Post by angelashly on Apr 6, 2018 7:10:50 GMT -6
All you saying chlorine kills everything - what are you expecting it to kill from sex? Sperm? Jizz isn't crawling with germs. The jizz will still be there, "alive or dead." I think they are thinking of germs from people
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sterling
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Post by sterling on Apr 6, 2018 7:11:40 GMT -6
All you saying chlorine kills everything - what are you expecting it to kill from sex? Sperm? Jizz isn't crawling with germs. The jizz will still be there, "alive or dead." I think they are thinking of germs from people You know..... germs.
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Post by lovescheese on Apr 6, 2018 7:11:53 GMT -6
I was at pick up for DD and a mom had business crocs on. I mentioned something about being cute business crocs. She gave me the weirdest look that I called them that. She gave you a weird because business crocs are never described as cute. She was obviously being held hostage and the crocs were a cry for help. TIL Business crocs exist.
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pobre
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Post by pobre on Apr 6, 2018 7:12:35 GMT -6
My vag hasn’t rotted off yet so hopefully everything was ok.
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jaidit
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Post by jaidit on Apr 6, 2018 7:13:28 GMT -6
I would venture to say that a public swimming pool has less germs than the average hotel bed. Just a hunch.
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Post by spicysalmonroll on Apr 6, 2018 7:14:10 GMT -6
I have a baby shower tomorrow, for a 2nd kid in 2 years so she has all the essentials. I got her a bunch of clearance winter clothes at Target. I wanted to get bigger sizing than newborn anyways so that worked out.
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Post by microworm on Apr 6, 2018 7:14:13 GMT -6
People get into public pools with their unwashed asses and dirty BO from summer sweat. I’m not scandalized by “sex germs.” Moreso if others (like kids) saw it. This exactly. Does sex just release a bunch of new germs? I don't think so.
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sterling
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Post by sterling on Apr 6, 2018 7:14:20 GMT -6
My interest in uncomfortable public places sex died in my twenties. Now I want to be able to roll over and go to bed after.
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Post by shan-ah-doo on Apr 6, 2018 7:14:40 GMT -6
I was on a conference call last week with 8 people and I accidentally burped. One of the ladies said, “I’m sorry did you need to say something, Mrs. Shanado?”
Me- “no I was just clearing my throat.” 🤦🏻♀️
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brux
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Post by brux on Apr 6, 2018 7:19:21 GMT -6
I was at pick up for DD and a mom had business crocs on. I mentioned something about being cute business crocs. She gave me the weirdest look that I called them that. She gave you a weird because business crocs are never described as cute. She was obviously being held hostage and the crocs were a cry for help.
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