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Post by CestLaVie on Jun 6, 2017 7:53:33 GMT -6
What kind of cute or funny sayings/pointing/actions are your kids doing?
Brought to you by DS, the night before his birthday, asking me if he should sleep naked. I looked at him, puzzled and he says "well I like these PJs, I don't want them to rip apart when I grow tonight". I just about died.
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Post by mamascarlett on Jun 6, 2017 8:41:19 GMT -6
DS says "Oh, nice!" It cracks me up.
Also he yells at me from his PNP, "Get up Mama" but in a monster voice so it makes me laugh.
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Post by mamallama on Jun 6, 2017 8:53:49 GMT -6
I need to keep a journal of all the stuff my kids say so I can remember it. I have a coworker who is actually writing a book about all the stuff his kids (3 girls) say and do based on the journal he keeps. He always has the most hilarious kid stories.
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Post by jedi on Jun 6, 2017 9:29:04 GMT -6
I went to the grocery store with s1. The store is right next to Home Depot. S1 said to me"mom! That store right there. Daddy took me there. It's HomoD2
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Post by skinandbones on Jun 6, 2017 10:15:08 GMT -6
Little is working on his sense of humor.
When he was home from DC with strep, DH offered to make him a peanut butter and jelly. DH said Little got a sly look on on his face and said "Penis butter?"
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Post by RunsforWineandCarbs on Jun 6, 2017 10:18:48 GMT -6
i'm still dying over A telling me in public that she can see my penis.
Yesterday she said she was going to fart on the doctor. 3 times.
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Post by RunsforWineandCarbs on Jun 6, 2017 10:20:20 GMT -6
C doesn't say much. but he is either very agreeable or unagreeable.
C, want to play outside? C (screams) Yea!. C, do you like poop? C (screams) Yea! And then the other days it's Nah. Not No, but nah....or ME.
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Post by armpants on Jun 6, 2017 10:21:11 GMT -6
A few weeks ago I was changing M's diaper. When he was naked he started playing with his penis, as he often does. As son as I put his new diaper on he starts signing more and trying to grab his penis through his diaper. My kid was asking to play with his penis longer 😂
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Post by RunsforWineandCarbs on Jun 6, 2017 10:21:56 GMT -6
Oh this is his new phrase - it's hot.
C - eat your dinner. C- hot. no. hot. Give C an ice cube - C- hot. hot. hot. "No C it's cold." No. Hot. C lets take a bath - looks at facet, Hot.
C how does mommy look in this outfit. hot.
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Post by CestLaVie on Jun 6, 2017 10:26:46 GMT -6
DD says DON'T. It's her favourite. I give her something she doesn't like to eat and shes wagging her finger in my face saying "don't don't don't don't"
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Post by jedi on Jun 6, 2017 10:32:00 GMT -6
E has started Day deeeeesss (cheese) when i take a picture 😂
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Post by CestLaVie on Jun 6, 2017 10:36:14 GMT -6
E has started Day deeeeesss (cheese) when i take a picture 😂 L does this too and its my favourite! she doesnt even smile, it's more like teeth clenching/baring. haha.
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Post by mamascarlett on Jun 6, 2017 11:03:24 GMT -6
Oh this is his new phrase - it's hot. C - eat your dinner. C- hot. no. hot. Give C an ice cube - C- hot. hot. hot. "No C it's cold." No. Hot. C lets take a bath - looks at facet, Hot. C how does mommy look in this outfit. hot. Beau says hot and then blows on his food but I wonder if I can teach him to do it to me. Words of affirmation was my love language lol
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Post by 45thparallel on Jun 6, 2017 12:40:30 GMT -6
My kids say lots of great things:
DS: whenever DS eats all the food on his plate he throws his arms out to the side and says "ta-da!!"
DD: when we wash her body at bathtime she sings along with what we wash "wash my body, wash my knees, wash my booty" and will also stop to shake her bum and sing "shake your booty"
Ill think of more.
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Post by librarylady on Jun 6, 2017 12:47:17 GMT -6
Ava cracks me up daily.
The other day I was painting her nails for the first time and MH took a bunch of pictures. It was first thing in the morning, and I wasn't wearing a bra. Later when he was showing me the pictures I was going "aww. how cute. aww" stuff like that. Then I said, "oh, but you can see my boobs." Ava was right there and said "Ava see!" because she loves to look at pictures on our phones. We hand it to her and she goes in her sweetest voice "awww, mama's boobies" like she was looking at the cutest fluffiest baby bunny in the world. We died.
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Post by redandblue on Jun 6, 2017 13:59:43 GMT -6
I can't think of funny things that M says, but lately he has been hilarious with his faces. He will play with his eyebrows, making them go WAY up so he looks surprised, and then scrunches them WAY down so that his face is a scowl! It's hilarious!
He also fake laughs, which makes us laugh and then he laughs.....it's pretty funny! lol
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Post by RunsforWineandCarbs on Jun 6, 2017 14:00:46 GMT -6
librarylady, walking thru target, the bra department, C points to them, you know hand out touching every last one as we walk by, in a chant like way, mama, mama mama, mama, mama - he also points at my boobs when i am changing and says boobies. mine. (my boobies haven't been his since he was like 8 weeks old, kid has no idea what he is talking about)
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Post by Betweenthelines on Jun 6, 2017 14:36:48 GMT -6
Dd : you gotta be kidding me? & Are you serious right now?
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Post by notelsie on Jun 6, 2017 15:20:35 GMT -6
E has started Day deeeeesss (cheese) when i take a picture 😂 L does this too and its my favourite! she doesnt even smile, it's more like teeth clenching/baring. haha. B has been saying cheese for awhile when he wants string cheese, but now he knows to say it for pictures along with a cheesy grin. I love it so much!
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Post by notelsie on Jun 6, 2017 15:21:31 GMT -6
On a few occasions I've woken up to a huge, painful pimple on my face. B always points to it and says "a ball".
Thanks kid.
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Post by vern on Jun 7, 2017 3:28:58 GMT -6
I may have xp in weekend random, i can't remember. we pulled into bk and dh said smell that with a big whiff and from the back we heard, Meat, meat.
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Post by jedi on Jun 9, 2017 17:18:00 GMT -6
E calls the bathroom Pie
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Post by layloo on Jun 9, 2017 18:15:18 GMT -6
Not funny per-say, but we have a thanksgiving book that N is obsessed with lately- Ten Little Turkey's. One page is "one little turkey had a treat" which is a pie. He calls pies treats now.
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Post by jedi on Jun 9, 2017 19:05:05 GMT -6
Not funny per-say, but we have a thanksgiving book that N is obsessed with lately- Ten Little Turkey's. One page is "one little turkey had a treat" which is a pie. He calls pies treats now. I think he's trying to say potty. That's guess anyway. At least N has the right idea when it comes Pie. Hehe
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Post by fierymama on Jun 9, 2017 19:59:32 GMT -6
DS has been asking what "strong drinks" are... Apparently heard in the lyrics of one of the songs we listen to. So he goes around asking if juice or milk are strong drinks. 😂
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Post by layloo on Jun 9, 2017 20:00:20 GMT -6
DS has been asking what "strong drinks" are... Apparently heard in the lyrics of one of the songs we listen to. So he goes around asking if juice or milk are strong drinks. 😂 I mean, wine is just fermented juice, right?! 😂
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Post by fierymama on Jun 9, 2017 20:06:03 GMT -6
DS has been asking what "strong drinks" are... Apparently heard in the lyrics of one of the songs we listen to. So he goes around asking if juice or milk are strong drinks. 😂 I mean, wine is just fermented juice, right?! 😂 I have totally called wine "Mom's juice" or "grown ups juice".
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Post by layloo on Jun 9, 2017 20:11:50 GMT -6
I mean, wine is just fermented juice, right?! 😂 I have totally called wine "Mom's juice" or "grown ups juice". N calls all of my drinks coffee or mommys milk 😂 He saw me add milk to my coffee and that was it!
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Post by Peekaru on Jun 10, 2017 4:44:19 GMT -6
My older one:
Mommy, mommy. Simmer down.
We have a liquor store within walking distance, and you can't by beer or wine in grocery stores here. So we'll go for a walk and take him, grab some beer and he gets a lollipop at the store.
Walks into beer store "quila? I don't like quila" (tequila)
Baby-
Makes you smell her feet while changing her
"Eww!
YUCK"
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Post by CestLaVie on Jun 10, 2017 5:44:17 GMT -6
Peekaru L always is trying to get me to smell her feet and react haha
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