sak
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Post by sak on Jun 2, 2017 6:32:45 GMT -6
Finish this sentence with your sarcastic statements of love.
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sak
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Post by sak on Jun 2, 2017 6:33:45 GMT -6
I love it when I open the microwave to heat up my coffee and I find yesterday's cup still in there
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sak
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Post by sak on Jun 2, 2017 6:35:08 GMT -6
I love when I open the cupboard to find mixing bowls and dishes precariously stacked and waiting to fall out all over me. Husband, these items will in fact nest nicely inside of each other if you take 10 seconds to do it.
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sak
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Post by sak on Jun 2, 2017 6:37:50 GMT -6
I love it when people on my Facebook try to justify the whole Trump/Paris agreement disaster by saying that Hilary would have done worse.
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rugger
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Post by rugger on Jun 2, 2017 6:43:49 GMT -6
I love it when people on my Facebook try to justify the whole Trump/Paris agreement disaster by saying that Hilary would have done worse.
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rugger
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Post by rugger on Jun 2, 2017 6:44:57 GMT -6
I love it when my kids eat half their breakfast and then want a snack 30 min later
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mimsy
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Post by mimsy on Jun 2, 2017 6:49:03 GMT -6
My 17 year old niece starts asking loudly at the soccer field what A and I did wrong because The Sageling mostly speaks in growls and gibberish.
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rugger
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Post by rugger on Jun 2, 2017 6:51:16 GMT -6
My 17 year old niece starts asking loudly at the soccer field what A and I did wrong because The Sageling mostly speaks in growls and gibberish. Wut.
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milano
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Post by milano on Jun 2, 2017 6:54:04 GMT -6
My toddler whines with such a high pitched voice that it could shatter glass and makes my vision blur.
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rugger
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Post by rugger on Jun 2, 2017 6:55:17 GMT -6
Hey sak have you seen this? You should post it to your FB friend's comments anytime they defend Trump's decision to back out of the Paris Agreement
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sak
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Post by sak on Jun 2, 2017 6:59:22 GMT -6
Hey sak have you seen this? You should post it to your FB friend's comments anytime they defend Trump's decision to back out of the Paris Agreement Lol. One of my friends and I were talking about the ridiculousness of using Hilary as an argument for not only voting for but now supporting Trump's decisions and I sent her this
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Post by Dramaphile on Jun 2, 2017 7:11:40 GMT -6
I love it when one of our company owners emails me to ask me for something on my insanely busy day (had two days to do 3+ days work of work, also doing someone else's job, losing my mind) and I don't respond and then she freaks out at my boss a couple of days later and then when my boss calls her back she goes, "oh, I don't need it right this minute."
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sarenu
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Post by sarenu on Jun 2, 2017 8:33:56 GMT -6
I love it when I go to put clean folded laundry away and it has cat hair on it.
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tj
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Post by tj on Jun 2, 2017 8:46:33 GMT -6
I love it when my 4 year old has more and bigger fits than my 3 year old. Especially when it's 3 fits just during breakfast.
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tj
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Post by tj on Jun 2, 2017 8:47:24 GMT -6
I love it when mh has a day off, and spends the whole day doing HOA/neighborhood stuff instead of spending it with his family.
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mimsy
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Post by mimsy on Jun 2, 2017 9:48:43 GMT -6
My 17 year old niece starts asking loudly at the soccer field what A and I did wrong because The Sageling mostly speaks in growls and gibberish. Wut. She has zero tact. And her mother wasn't present- not that it would have made a difference.
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rugger
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Post by rugger on Jun 2, 2017 14:01:18 GMT -6
I find out our insurance is now an HMO when we previously had a PPO and I ask hubs when that happened and he doesn't know (oh, so you just blindly picked something during open enrollment? Great. Super great)
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Post by critter015 on Jun 2, 2017 18:35:55 GMT -6
My husband takes me out to a nice dinner and then decides we should stop by the casino so he can lose all of the money out of our wallets on the way home. Why do I not look like I'm having a good time? Maybe because this is exactly how I envisioned spending the remainder of our kid free evening?
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Post by brandiewine11 on Jun 2, 2017 18:50:21 GMT -6
My darling child puts 50 dime-sized stickers on himself, then loses them all over the house. including getting them stuck to the bathroom and kitchen floor. and in the washing machine. and in the carpet. and on the dog and cat.
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Post by briarrose on Jun 2, 2017 19:48:34 GMT -6
when my MIL calls my phone instead of calling her own son.
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Post by briarrose on Jun 2, 2017 19:48:52 GMT -6
when DS has a tantrum at 3 in the morning.
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Post by briarrose on Jun 2, 2017 19:49:28 GMT -6
when it rains all weekend and we have 2 birthday parties to attend, one at which MIL will be present. I so love being trapped in a room with her.
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Post by briarrose on Jun 2, 2017 19:50:43 GMT -6
when all my babysitters choose to feed my son large meals and or junk food/ice cream in the middle of the afternoon and totally fucking up our supper.
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Post by briarrose on Jun 2, 2017 19:51:11 GMT -6
when DH sits next to me saying, whatcha typing? whatcha typing? whatcha typing?
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Post by mapleme on Jun 2, 2017 19:52:25 GMT -6
When a buyer from an urban area "citysplains" something to the country bumpkin that is me.
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tj
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Post by tj on Jun 2, 2017 19:59:55 GMT -6
I love it when you do a favor or a nice thing for someone and they are an unappreciative dick about it.
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Post by snowmoon on Jun 2, 2017 20:09:58 GMT -6
I love it when DH starts cooking something and then leaves the room without saying anything
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sak
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Post by sak on Jun 3, 2017 2:05:20 GMT -6
I love it when my kid wakes me up at 4 am by puking in my hair
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Post by sassyq on Jun 3, 2017 17:52:45 GMT -6
I love it when dh tells me he will help me clean for company coming "after I do one quick thing outside" then comes in 10 minutes before arrival announcing he needs a shower.
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milano
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Post by milano on Jun 3, 2017 22:39:12 GMT -6
I love it when MH gives me painting tips, and says "what have you ever spackled?" after I (politely) told him that his suggestion was not correct. And then he argued with me about it. I WORKED FOR A PAINT COMPANY FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS. And have painted and spackled so many things. I wanted to punch him. All he knows about painting he learned from either me or Google.
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